Re: motorists' assaults on cyclists

Sara Kirk said:

In article said:

"Dave Larrington" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I think we're all forgetting:

o Whoever is responsible for the Toucan adverts during "CSI"

You are correct on this one.

Oh God, yes!

Er, what is CSI and who would want to advertise toucans? I vaguely
recall toucans advertising beer or something in the distant past.

Does this refer to TV 'cos I don't use one of those?

Dave Larrington said:

I think we're all forgetting:

o The Royal Family
o Tony Blair
o Whoever is responsible for the Toucan adverts during "CSI"
o The Evil Squirrels
o John Doe
o Julie Burchill
o Giles Coren, and
o Anyone who beats me in races

So, we merely require a very large wall, and one of those rotary
machine guns like Blaine had in Predator.

Problem solved.

Regards,

-david, who spent an irritating evening degunking the bottom bracket on his
fixie. Conclusion: a new one is needed. Bah!

David Nutter said:

So, we merely require a very large wall, and one of those rotary
machine guns like Blaine had in Predator.

or a medium sized hole and a grenade ...

(also for the hole: anyone who puts your life on the line with a
rationale beginning "I'll just ...".

Hmm, gonna need a big hole ...)

Not Responding said:

Er, what is CSI and who would want to advertise toucans? I vaguely
recall toucans advertising beer or something in the distant past.

'tis a device cunningly wrought by the Natives of the East, from the liver
of the elephant. You can keep [censored] in it.

No, wait, that's not right. "CSI" is indeed a series upon the Anbaric
Wireless With Pictures, and Toucan are some variety of Telecommunications
Combine, whose annoyning Advertising-Announcements punctuate the beginning
and end of every Advertising-Announcement break (the programme in question
being transmitted on Channel 5 (Five))

--
Dave Larrington - <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/>
The best way to confuse a Daily Mail reader is to tell it that
paedophiles form the staple diet of asylum seekers.

LSMike said:

John Doe as in "Troll..."? Hehehehehe!!!

The very same. I'm pleased to note /someone/ is keeping up...

--
Dave Larrington - <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/>
If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a jug of boiling water
down your throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.

Not Responding said:

what is CSI and who would want to advertise toucans?

I believe it is a cultural reference, possibly to the wireless
electric televisor.

Guy
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88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at CHS, Puget Sound

Dave Larrington said:

Quoted message said:

John Doe as in "Troll..."? Hehehehehe!!!

The very same. I'm pleased to note /someone/ is keeping up...

Some of us never forgot.

http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk/web/public.nsf/Documents/mini-faq-johndoh

Guy
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88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at CHS, Puget Sound

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Dave Larrington said:

Quoted message said:

John Doe as in "Troll..."? Hehehehehe!!!

The very same. I'm pleased to note /someone/ is keeping up...

Some of us never forgot.

http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk/web/public.nsf/Documents/mini-faq-johndoh

Guy
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May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at CHS, Puget Sound

Hahahaha, excellent!

Just zis Guy said:

Not Responding said:

what is CSI and who would want to advertise toucans?

I believe it is a cultural reference, possibly to the wireless
electric televisor.

'Ere, enuff of the shedspeak already.

Peter
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