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  1. Bill C said:

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/road/2007/springclassics07/?id=/features/2...

    Damn that was some good stuff, especially since I've got [censored] on my
    boots like him and love Zabel too!

    One thing that urks me about that article is when they say that Kelly
    just got back from a "training ride". What is it he's training for
    again? Why nothing. So it AIN'T a training ride. It's just a ride.

    I'm really getting tired of people who say they go on training rides
    when all it is is a fast ride. This concentration on speed for nothing
    more than the sake of speed is going to screw up the sport yet. If all
    you ever do is torture yourself sooner or later you're going to stop
    riding. I've seen a lot of riders disappear over the years because of
    that.

  2. Quoted message said:

    I'm really getting tired of people who say they go on training rides
    when all it is is a fast ride. This concentration on speed for nothing
    more than the sake of speed is going to screw up the sport yet. If all
    you ever do is torture yourself sooner or later you're going to stop
    riding. I've seen a lot of riders disappear over the years because of
    that.

    Tom, I have never been as proud of you as I am now.

    This one really stands out. And that says a lot. But it's right up
    there with the Hanson brother asking Shaun Wallace if he's ever
    ridden a fixed gear. Right up there with Sierraman's meltdown. Dave
    Bailey's bowel movement in Plano. This is one that people will
    remember.

    Yes, Sean Kelly should back off a little, lest he burn out.

    You are beautiful.

    Bob Schwartz

  3. Bob Schwartz said:

    it's right up
    there with the Hanson brother asking Shaun Wallace if he's ever
    ridden a fixed gear.

    LOL that was funny.
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  4. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Bob Schwartz said:
    Quoted message said:

    I'm really getting tired of people who say they go on training rides
    when all it is is a fast ride. This concentration on speed for nothing
    more than the sake of speed is going to screw up the sport yet. If all
    you ever do is torture yourself sooner or later you're going to stop
    riding. I've seen a lot of riders disappear over the years because of
    that.

    Tom, I have never been as proud of you as I am now.

    This one really stands out. And that says a lot. But it's right up
    there with the Hanson brother asking Shaun Wallace if he's ever
    ridden a fixed gear. Right up there with Sierraman's meltdown. Dave
    Bailey's bowel movement in Plano. This is one that people will
    remember.

    Yes, Sean Kelly should back off a little, lest he burn out.

    You are beautiful.

    Please reread SM's meltdown. Now try that comparison again;
    it will stick in your throat. The fixation on women's cycling
    alone puts it among the immortals.

    --
    Michael Press

  5. "Bob Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I'm really getting tired of people who say they go on training rides
    when all it is is a fast ride. This concentration on speed for nothing
    more than the sake of speed is going to screw up the sport yet. If all
    you ever do is torture yourself sooner or later you're going to stop
    riding. I've seen a lot of riders disappear over the years because of
    that.

    Tom, I have never been as proud of you as I am now.

    This one really stands out. And that says a lot. But it's right up
    there with the Hanson brother asking Shaun Wallace if he's ever
    ridden a fixed gear. Right up there with Sierraman's meltdown. Dave
    Bailey's bowel movement in Plano. This is one that people will
    remember.

    Yes, Sean Kelly should back off a little, lest he burn out.

    You are beautiful.

    Not nearly as beautiful as a stupid jackass such as yourself telling us all
    that Sean Kelly said that he was on a training ride and not some witless
    "journalist" with almost as much brains as you think you have.

  6. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Michael Press said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Bob Schwartz said:
    Quoted message said:

    I'm really getting tired of people who say they go on training rides
    when all it is is a fast ride. This concentration on speed for nothing
    more than the sake of speed is going to screw up the sport yet. If all
    you ever do is torture yourself sooner or later you're going to stop
    riding. I've seen a lot of riders disappear over the years because of
    that.

    Tom, I have never been as proud of you as I am now.

    This one really stands out. And that says a lot. But it's right up
    there with the Hanson brother asking Shaun Wallace if he's ever
    ridden a fixed gear. Right up there with Sierraman's meltdown. Dave
    Bailey's bowel movement in Plano. This is one that people will
    remember.

    Yes, Sean Kelly should back off a little, lest he burn out.

    You are beautiful.

    Please reread SM's meltdown. Now try that comparison again;
    it will stick in your throat. The fixation on women's cycling
    alone puts it among the immortals.

    I don't think it was so much the fixation on womens' cycling that made it odd,
    but that he always tried to make out like his interest was pure. Unfortunately, the
    extremely frequent references to "babes" kinda gave that game away. I have to agree
    with Bob, though. This is a classic and certainly should be remembered.

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    Never take a tenant with a monkey.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

  7. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Howard Kveck said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Michael Press said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Bob Schwartz said:

    [email hidden] wrote:
    > I'm really getting tired of people who say they go on training rides
    > when all it is is a fast ride. This concentration on speed for nothing
    > more than the sake of speed is going to screw up the sport yet. If all
    > you ever do is torture yourself sooner or later you're going to stop
    > riding. I've seen a lot of riders disappear over the years because of
    > that.

    Tom, I have never been as proud of you as I am now.

    This one really stands out. And that says a lot. But it's right up
    there with the Hanson brother asking Shaun Wallace if he's ever
    ridden a fixed gear. Right up there with Sierraman's meltdown. Dave
    Bailey's bowel movement in Plano. This is one that people will
    remember.

    Yes, Sean Kelly should back off a little, lest he burn out.

    You are beautiful.

    Please reread SM's meltdown. Now try that comparison again;
    it will stick in your throat. The fixation on women's cycling
    alone puts it among the immortals.

    I don't think it was so much the fixation on womens' cycling that made it
    odd,
    but that he always tried to make out like his interest was pure.
    Unfortunately, the
    extremely frequent references to "babes" kinda gave that game away. I have to
    agree
    with Bob, though. This is a classic and certainly should be remembered.

    This thread is useless without links to a Google Groups URL.

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
    to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

  8. Ryan Cousineau said:

    This thread is useless without links to a Google Groups URL.

    Sierraman:

    http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/browse_frm/thread/1e2aa7fe157c4259/2ce68ad630c3e0c2?tvc=1#2ce68ad630c3e0c2

    Hansen brother laying down smack to Shaun Wallace:

    http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/bfcd823353ed41ce

    Bailey in Plano:

    http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/1567e3494894ea5a

    He attached an audio file to the original so it isn't archived.
    But the followup has all the text.

    As a special bonus, AVA's finger cancer announcement:

    http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/6607cc6eef1ba595

    Bob Schwartz


  9. Quoted message said:

    Bailey in Plano:

    http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/1567e3494894ea5a

    He attached an audio file to the original so it isn't archived.
    But the followup has all the text.

    yeah, but what about the "nude photo of that high jumper, Amy Acuff"?

  10. Bob Schwartz said:
    Ryan Cousineau said:

    This thread is useless without links to a Google Groups URL.

    Here's another milestone. Who here remembers Chu?

    http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/7c185520723d24a2

    The inspiration for first use.

    Bob Schwartz

  11. Quoted message said:

    yeah, but what about the "nude photo of that high jumper, Amy Acuff"?

    Too easy.
    http://images.google.com/images?q=amy%20acuff&hl=en&safe=off&sa=F

    --
    E. Dronkert

  12. Ryan Cousineau said:

    This thread is useless without links to a Google Groups URL.

    Canino's farewell is worth recalling in this context...

    http://tinyurl.com/2634tw

  13. Bob Schwartz said:

    Here's another milestone. Who here remembers Chu?

    http://groups.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/7c185520723d24a2

    The inspiration for first use.

    If I were inclined toward bad puns, I would say, "Here's looking at
    Chu, kid", but I'm not, fortunately.

    At least not since my wife sicc'd the Scotties on me for repeating,
    "Super calloused fragile mystic, extra halitosis" in the presence of
    company. Fortunately, the Scotties were busy gagging in the corner.

    Curtis L. Russell
    Odenton, MD (USA)
    Just someone on two wheels...

  14. "Ewoud Dronkert" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    yeah, but what about the "nude photo of that high jumper, Amy Acuff"?

    Too easy.
    http://images.google.com/images?q=amy%20acuff&hl=en&safe=off&sa=F

    --
    E. Dronkert

    and to bring the thread full circle:

    Poll: sportbabes
    Which sportsstar do you want to see in the next edition of Playboy?

    Leontien van Moorsel
    Claudia Pechstein
    Fatima Moreira de Melo
    Inge de Bruijn
    other ..... (see forum)

  15. In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Howard Kveck said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Michael Press said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Bob Schwartz said:

    [email hidden] wrote:
    > I'm really getting tired of people who say they go on training rides
    > when all it is is a fast ride. This concentration on speed for nothing
    > more than the sake of speed is going to screw up the sport yet. If all
    > you ever do is torture yourself sooner or later you're going to stop
    > riding. I've seen a lot of riders disappear over the years because of
    > that.

    Tom, I have never been as proud of you as I am now.

    This one really stands out. And that says a lot. But it's right up
    there with the Hanson brother asking Shaun Wallace if he's ever
    ridden a fixed gear. Right up there with Sierraman's meltdown. Dave
    Bailey's bowel movement in Plano. This is one that people will
    remember.

    Yes, Sean Kelly should back off a little, lest he burn out.

    You are beautiful.

    Please reread SM's meltdown. Now try that comparison again;
    it will stick in your throat. The fixation on women's cycling
    alone puts it among the immortals.

    I don't think it was so much the fixation on womens' cycling that made it odd,
    but that he always tried to make out like his interest was pure.

    Well, yeah ... Creep out.

    Quoted message said:

    Unfortunately, the
    extremely frequent references to "babes" kinda gave that game away. I have to agree
    with Bob, though. This is a classic and certainly should be remembered.

    Not saying otherwise. Attempting to express my perspective.

    --
    Michael Press

  16. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Michael Press said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,
    Howard Kveck <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Unfortunately, the
    extremely frequent references to "babes" kinda gave that game away. I have to
    agree with Bob, though. This is a classic and certainly should be remembered.

    Not saying otherwise. Attempting to express my perspective.

    Well, that's pretty much what I thought. I think we should strive to have a list
    of the classic posts and threads added to the FAQ (along with a copy of Kunich's
    resumé). I'd say the Two Guns thread would certainly qualify.

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    Never take a tenant with a monkey.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

  17. In article
    <[email hidden]>,

    Howard Kveck said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Michael Press said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,
    Howard Kveck <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Unfortunately, the
    extremely frequent references to "babes" kinda gave that game away. I have to
    agree with Bob, though. This is a classic and certainly should be remembered.

    Not saying otherwise. Attempting to express my perspective.

    Well, that's pretty much what I thought. I think we should strive to have a list
    of the classic posts and threads added to the FAQ (along with a copy of Kunich's
    resumé). I'd say the Two Guns thread would certainly qualify.

    I get a thrill just thinking about it. Sorry I did not see it live.

    --
    Michael Press

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