Show up to some races before you go off spouting how great this
bike
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is.
Jeff invited you to Portland, go there and PROVE IT.
Bill
Jeff can wire my offshore account for an all expense paid 1st class flight and deluxe accommodations in Portland's most expensive luxury suite. When funds are transfered both I and Team NoCom will be there
to
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kick your ass.
Johnny:
We've had folks from all over the country (including Florida) who have flown in, raced, had fun, and gone home happy, all on their own dime. If you're too scared to do the same, just say so. Jeff
P.S. Nice job on re-munging the email.
Mr. Wisils
I must remind you that the NoCom racing team is an elite group. We do not do charity racing. We expect all of our travel and promotion expenses to be covered by the race promoter. A large cash prize for winning will also be expected.
When you are prepared to wire funds to my elite training camp in the Bahamas I will accept your offer to travel and race in OREOgon.
Will you and all of your Portland racers travel to FL to face off with some of the elite NoCom team?
Johnny NoCom' 'Johnny NoCom'@BwianBentOverOnline.Com said:
Mr. Wisils
I must remind you that the NoCom racing team is an elite group.
Yo!!! Ass dragger! Even Cat 5's are considered Elite..............
We do not
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do charity racing. We expect all of our travel and promotion expenses to be covered by the race promoter. A large cash prize for winning will also be expected.
When you are prepared to wire funds to my elite training camp in the Bahamas I will accept your offer to travel and race in OREOgon.
Will you and all of your Portland racers travel to FL to face off with some of the elite NoCom team?
Johnny NoCom' 'Johnny NoCom'@BwianBentOverOnline.Com said:
Mr. Wisils
I must remind you that the NoCom racing team is an elite group.
Yo!!! Ass dragger! Even Cat 5's are considered Elite..............
We do not
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do charity racing. We expect all of our travel and promotion expenses to be covered by the race promoter. A large cash prize for winning will also be expected.
When you are prepared to wire funds to my elite training camp in the Bahamas I will accept your offer to travel and race in OREOgon.
Will you and all of your Portland racers travel to FL to face off with some of the elite NoCom team?
Holiday Cheers Johnny NoCom
Steve,
We all know Cat 5s are useless roadkill at best. Try to realize all Cat 1/2s are no match for any NoCom racer.
Cat 1/2s are not capable holdinh 30 mph very long on their own with no drafting. Face it Steve, traditional UCI defunct design bicycles are no match for any splitter plate recumbent that can average 36 mph in an easy gear. The UCI has its head up the ass when it comes to restrictions and bike design.
Old school design UCI [censored] will NEVER EVER be as fast as a cutting edge street luge recumbent design. You better ask Santa for a NoCom Steve. The NoCom is the fastest stock bicycle in the known universe.
On 12/17/04 7:57 PM, in article [email hidden], "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny
NoCom'@BwianBentOverOnline.Com said:
Steve said:
On 12/17/04 1:25 AM, in article [email hidden],
Johnny NoCom' 'Johnny NoCom'@BwianBentOverOnline.Com said:
Mr. Wisils
I must remind you that the NoCom racing team is an elite group.
Yo!!! Ass dragger! Even Cat 5's are considered Elite..............
We do not
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do charity racing. We expect all of our travel and promotion expenses to be covered by the race promoter. A large cash prize for winning will also be expected.
When you are prepared to wire funds to my elite training camp in the Bahamas I will accept your offer to travel and race in OREOgon.
Will you and all of your Portland racers travel to FL to face off with some of the elite NoCom team?
Holiday Cheers Johnny NoCom
Steve,
We all know Cat 5s are useless roadkill at best. Try to realize all Cat 1/2s are no match for any NoCom racer.
Cat 1/2s are not capable holdinh 30 mph very long on their own with no drafting. Face it Steve, traditional UCI defunct design bicycles are no match for any splitter plate recumbent that can average 36 mph in an easy gear. The UCI has its head up the ass when it comes to restrictions and bike design.
You ass draggin spokes hole! anybody on a "real" bike can go as fast on one of those low rider aero sleds. But why? You cannot be seen as good and they do not maneuver as good.
Low visibility and double speed spells DEATH!!
NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!
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Old school design UCI [censored] will NEVER EVER be as fast as a cutting edge street luge recumbent design. You better ask Santa for a NoCom Steve. The NoCom is the fastest stock bicycle in the known universe.
Old school design UCI [censored] will NEVER EVER be as fast as a cutting edge street luge recumbent design.
Hey, Johnny NoCock. Here's the deal. I got $500 that says, provided I get to specify the course, my ass-hatchet commuter will beat your street luge recumbent. You game?
Old school design UCI [censored] will NEVER EVER be as fast as a cutting edge street luge recumbent design.
Hey, Johnny NoCock. Here's the deal. I got $500 that says, provided I get to specify the course, my ass-hatchet commuter will beat your street luge recumbent. You game?
Moz, Here is the real deal. Let's bet $50,000. I pick the course. You bring your asshatchet and we will see who is faster. $500 is chump change and not worth my time. You should know better.
A little monkey like you will never be a gorilla. Nice try.
Holiday Cheers, Johnny NoCom Fastest-Bike-In-Existence.Com
Old school design UCI [censored] will NEVER EVER be as fast as a cutting edge street luge recumbent design.
Hey, Johnny NoCock. Here's the deal. I got $500 that says, provided I get to specify the course, my ass-hatchet commuter will beat your street luge recumbent. You game?
Mozilla,
What's with this chump change? I've got $10,000 USA DOLLARS waiting for you and your ass hatchet ON MY COURSE, DUFUS!
Come on over, bring 10 big ones, I'll have an intermediary hold the 20K, and
we'll videotape the event with an audience. Then the mpeg version will post on
my site! Look, I'll event donate the proceeds to a worthwhile cause. I don't
need your $$$. Elite racers do not put it on the line for a measly $500!
