Re: Gun holster for bikes

"donquijote1954" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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OK, now we got to work on a holster that works for bikes. Having them
neatly packed around the thighs make them particularly practical and
ready to draw...

http://www.findcoolclothes.com/products/small_photos/hellbentholsters.jpg

Or perhaps we can make some attached to the helmet, the gun triggered
by remote control from the handlebar. I wished they could be activated
by thoughts and emotions, in which case I'd become very trigger happy.

I would approve of such a thing as long as the model wearing it comes along
with it.

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donquijote1954 said:

Daryl Hunt said:

"donquijote1954" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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> OK, now we got to work on a holster that works for bikes. Having
> them neatly packed around the thighs make them particularly
> practical and ready to draw...

>

http://www.findcoolclothes.com/products/small_photos/hellbentholsters...

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> Or perhaps we can make some attached to the helmet, the gun
> triggered by remote control from the handlebar. I wished they could
> be activated by thoughts and emotions, in which case I'd become
> very trigger happy.

I would approve of such a thing as long as the model wearing it
comes along with it.

The model comes with the holster and you provide the gun. 😉

Seems to me that whether the model comes or not depends on how well you
handle your gun.

Some were just getting too serious on this. Glad we brought it the levity
it should have. Now we have to figure out the caliber and load that a
Cyclist can wield without losing control. Of course, you will have to
holster your Cell Phone to use it.

Daryl Hunt said:

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OK, now we got to work on a holster that works for bikes. Having them
neatly packed around the thighs make them particularly practical and
ready to draw...

Quoted message said:

http://www.findcoolclothes.com/products/small_photos/hellbentholsters...

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Or perhaps we can make some attached to the helmet, the gun triggered
by remote control from the handlebar. I wished they could be activated
by thoughts and emotions, in which case I'd become very trigger happy.

I would approve of such a thing as long as the model wearing it comes along
with it.

The model comes with the holster and you provide the gun. 😉

donquijote1954 said:

Daryl Hunt said:

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OK, now we got to work on a holster that works for bikes. Having
them neatly packed around the thighs make them particularly
practical and ready to draw...

Quoted message said:

http://www.findcoolclothes.com/products/small_photos/hellbentholsters...

Quoted message said:

Or perhaps we can make some attached to the helmet, the gun
triggered by remote control from the handlebar. I wished they could
be activated by thoughts and emotions, in which case I'd become
very trigger happy.

I would approve of such a thing as long as the model wearing it
comes along with it.

The model comes with the holster and you provide the gun. 😉

Seems to me that whether the model comes or not depends on how well you
handle your gun.

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Some were just getting too serious on this. Glad we brought it the levity
it should have. Now we have to figure out the caliber and load that a
Cyclist can wield without losing control. Of course, you will have to
holster your Cell Phone to use it.

Not if you use my new, handy-dandy combination
cellphone/pistol! When the safety is on, it's a uniquely-
shaped cellphone (admit it... how many others have
phones shaped like guns?); remove the safety and it's
a semi-auto Colt 45! Earpiece located conveniently
at the barrel end, mic below the trigger on the butt...
pull to talk! I'm trying to get *all* mobile cellphone
users to upgrade... the vision of someone driving and,
instead of a cellphone, a pistol at their ear, gladdens
my heart.
__
Steve
'06 FXDI
KI5YG
#0627
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Some were just getting too serious on this. Glad we brought it the

levity

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it should have. Now we have to figure out the caliber and load that a
Cyclist can wield without losing control. Of course, you will have to
holster your Cell Phone to use it.

Not if you use my new, handy-dandy combination
cellphone/pistol! When the safety is on, it's a uniquely-
shaped cellphone (admit it... how many others have
phones shaped like guns?); remove the safety and it's
a semi-auto Colt 45! Earpiece located conveniently
at the barrel end, mic below the trigger on the butt...
pull to talk! I'm trying to get *all* mobile cellphone
users to upgrade... the vision of someone driving and,
instead of a cellphone, a pistol at their ear, gladdens
my heart.

Yes, one bad point though. Get the safety switch backwards and you just
might be shooting your mouth off.

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Some were just getting too serious on this. Glad we brought it the

levity

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it should have. Now we have to figure out the caliber and load that a
Cyclist can wield without losing control. Of course, you will have to
holster your Cell Phone to use it.

Not if you use my new, handy-dandy combination
cellphone/pistol! When the safety is on, it's a uniquely-
shaped cellphone (admit it... how many others have
phones shaped like guns?); remove the safety and it's
a semi-auto Colt 45! Earpiece located conveniently
at the barrel end, mic below the trigger on the butt...
pull to talk! I'm trying to get *all* mobile cellphone
users to upgrade... the vision of someone driving and,
instead of a cellphone, a pistol at their ear, gladdens
my heart.

Yes, one bad point though. Get the safety switch backwards and you just
might be shooting your mouth off.

That *is* the point, of course... thinning the herd!
__
Steve
'06 FXDI
KI5YG
#0627
..

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> Some were just getting too serious on this. Glad we brought it the

levity

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> it should have. Now we have to figure out the caliber and load that

a

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> Cyclist can wield without losing control. Of course, you will have to
> holster your Cell Phone to use it.

Not if you use my new, handy-dandy combination
cellphone/pistol! When the safety is on, it's a uniquely-
shaped cellphone (admit it... how many others have
phones shaped like guns?); remove the safety and it's
a semi-auto Colt 45! Earpiece located conveniently
at the barrel end, mic below the trigger on the butt...
pull to talk! I'm trying to get *all* mobile cellphone
users to upgrade... the vision of someone driving and,
instead of a cellphone, a pistol at their ear, gladdens
my heart.

Yes, one bad point though. Get the safety switch backwards and you just
might be shooting your mouth off.

That *is* the point, of course... thinning the herd!

I carry a cellphone when I ride. It's for business. In heavy traffic, if I
were to attempt to answer the cellphone I am quite sure that the herd would
be thinned very quickly. I don't see many cyclists talking on a cell while
riding. Maybe they clean up the mess before I can see it but I don't
believe it's a wide spread problem.

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Some were just getting too serious on this. Glad we brought it the

levity

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it should have. Now we have to figure out the caliber and load that a
Cyclist can wield without losing control. Of course, you will have to
holster your Cell Phone to use it.

Not if you use my new, handy-dandy combination
cellphone/pistol! When the safety is on, it's a uniquely-
shaped cellphone (admit it... how many others have
phones shaped like guns?); remove the safety and it's
a semi-auto Colt 45! Earpiece located conveniently
at the barrel end, mic below the trigger on the butt...
pull to talk! I'm trying to get *all* mobile cellphone
users to upgrade... the vision of someone driving and,
instead of a cellphone, a pistol at their ear, gladdens
my heart.

Yes, one bad point though. Get the safety switch backwards and you just
might be shooting your mouth off.

FOFLAO

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> "Daryl Hunt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> > Some were just getting too serious on this. Glad we brought it the
levity
> > it should have. Now we have to figure out the caliber and load that

a

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> > Cyclist can wield without losing control. Of course, you will have
> > to
> > holster your Cell Phone to use it.
>
> Not if you use my new, handy-dandy combination
> cellphone/pistol! When the safety is on, it's a uniquely-
> shaped cellphone (admit it... how many others have
> phones shaped like guns?); remove the safety and it's
> a semi-auto Colt 45! Earpiece located conveniently
> at the barrel end, mic below the trigger on the butt...
> pull to talk! I'm trying to get *all* mobile cellphone
> users to upgrade... the vision of someone driving and,
> instead of a cellphone, a pistol at their ear, gladdens
> my heart.

Yes, one bad point though. Get the safety switch backwards and you
just
might be shooting your mouth off.

That *is* the point, of course... thinning the herd!

I carry a cellphone when I ride. It's for business. In heavy traffic, if
I
were to attempt to answer the cellphone I am quite sure that the herd
would
be thinned very quickly. I don't see many cyclists talking on a cell
while
riding. Maybe they clean up the mess before I can see it but I don't
believe it's a wide spread problem.

Which is, of course, why I spec'ed "*all* mobile cellphone users"...
__
Steve
'06 FXDI
KI5YG
#0627
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>> > Some were just getting too serious on this. Glad we brought it

the

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> levity
>> > it should have. Now we have to figure out the caliber and load

that

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>> > Cyclist can wield without losing control. Of course, you will have
>> > to
>> > holster your Cell Phone to use it.
>>
>> Not if you use my new, handy-dandy combination
>> cellphone/pistol! When the safety is on, it's a uniquely-
>> shaped cellphone (admit it... how many others have
>> phones shaped like guns?); remove the safety and it's
>> a semi-auto Colt 45! Earpiece located conveniently
>> at the barrel end, mic below the trigger on the butt...
>> pull to talk! I'm trying to get *all* mobile cellphone
>> users to upgrade... the vision of someone driving and,
>> instead of a cellphone, a pistol at their ear, gladdens
>> my heart.
>
> Yes, one bad point though. Get the safety switch backwards and you
> just
> might be shooting your mouth off.

That *is* the point, of course... thinning the herd!

I carry a cellphone when I ride. It's for business. In heavy traffic,

if

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I
were to attempt to answer the cellphone I am quite sure that the herd
would
be thinned very quickly. I don't see many cyclists talking on a cell
while
riding. Maybe they clean up the mess before I can see it but I don't
believe it's a wide spread problem.

Which is, of course, why I spec'ed "*all* mobile cellphone users"...

Are you also including me when I am riding my rocket powered roller skates?
Not to worry, riding something like that, a cell phone is the least of your
worries.