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  1. "David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    There have been times when, in the middle of the night, I have driven up
    to a red light at an intersection in the middle of the desert, with a
    car sitting there, waiting, waiting, waiting, for the light to turn
    green. Not another car for miles in any direction. But there he waits,
    like a dutiful sheep, for the light to change. Well, that's his
    business, who cares?

    FYI, the only ticket I've ever gotten for anything but speeding and parking
    was for this. 2am, roads are deserted, I stop at the red light and then go
    through it. Cop pulls out of a side street and chases me down.

    Hugh

    --
    Exercise is a dirty word. Whenever I hear it, I wash my mouth out with
    chocolate. ("Ladi"😉

  2. On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 23:43:21 GMT, Hugh Beyer <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    FYI, the only ticket I've ever gotten for anything but speeding and parking
    was for this. 2am, roads are deserted, I stop at the red light and then go
    through it. Cop pulls out of a side street and chases me down.

    I do this every night I'm out. The only reason they pull you over is
    because they figure you're drunk at that hour, but upon learning you
    aren't, they usually let you go. Having a legit reason like "I'm
    delivering newspapers" helps too. Did he let you go, or ticket you?

    TBR

    "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
    more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
    the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
    White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
    H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
    "Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
    but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

  3. "Hugh Beyer" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:

    "David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:

    There have been times when, in the middle of the night, I have driven up
    to a red light at an intersection in the middle of the desert, with a
    car sitting there, waiting, waiting, waiting, for the light to turn
    green. Not another car for miles in any direction. But there he waits,
    like a dutiful sheep, for the light to change. Well, that's his
    business, who cares?

    FYI, the only ticket I've ever gotten for anything but speeding and
    parking
    was for this. 2am, roads are deserted, I stop at the red light and then go
    through it. Cop pulls out of a side street and chases me down.

    Hugh is baaaaaadddddd.

    David

  4. "Hugh Beyer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    There have been times when, in the middle of the night, I have driven up
    to a red light at an intersection in the middle of the desert, with a
    car sitting there, waiting, waiting, waiting, for the light to turn
    green. Not another car for miles in any direction. But there he waits,
    like a dutiful sheep, for the light to change. Well, that's his
    business, who cares?

    FYI, the only ticket I've ever gotten for anything but speeding and
    parking
    was for this. 2am, roads are deserted, I stop at the red light and then go
    through it. Cop pulls out of a side street and chases me down.

    I pulled up to an intersection, late at night, next to a catholic
    university. I was slowing down to make the stop. When from up the hil, to
    my left, a guy comes roaring through the intersection at a very high rate of
    speed. I instinctively slammed on my brakes about a car length from the stop
    line.

    When the race car driver was a safe distance away, I rolled forward at a
    very slow speed and turned up the street. A cop who was waiting across the
    street (and ignoring our race car driver) came after me for failing to stop
    at a red light before turning. I was incredulous. I asked why he did not go
    after the local speed demon. He said he would not have been able to catch
    him!

    So the lesson was obvious. Go slow and careful and get busted. Drive like
    hell, and get away with it.

    I went to court and argued my case. Apparently, this judge has heard of this
    cop before. He just shook his head and dismissed the ticket.

  5. The Bill Rodgers said:

    On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 23:43:21 GMT, Hugh Beyer <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    FYI, the only ticket I've ever gotten for anything but speeding and
    parking was for this. 2am, roads are deserted, I stop at the red
    light and then go through it. Cop pulls out of a side street and
    chases me down.

    I do this every night I'm out. The only reason they pull you over is
    because they figure you're drunk at that hour, but upon learning you
    aren't, they usually let you go. Having a legit reason like "I'm
    delivering newspapers" helps too. Did he let you go, or ticket you?

    TBR

    "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more
    and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and
    glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
    desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright
    moron."
    H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
    "Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be
    intelligent, but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that
    presumption."

    You deliver newspapers?? No wonder you're such a moron. That's a step
    below pumping gas or flipping burgers...
    --
    -Larry

    "The troll hasn't been born who can troll us worse than we troll
    ourselves." Hugh Beyer

  6. Larry Hodges said:

    You deliver newspapers?

    Did I say that? You are an idiot.

    TBR

    "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
    more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
    the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
    White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
    H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
    "Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
    but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

  7. "Larry Hodges" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:
    The Bill Rodgers said:

    On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 23:43:21 GMT, Hugh Beyer <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    FYI, the only ticket I've ever gotten for anything but speeding and
    parking was for this. 2am, roads are deserted, I stop at the red
    light and then go through it. Cop pulls out of a side street and
    chases me down.

    I do this every night I'm out. The only reason they pull you over is
    because they figure you're drunk at that hour, but upon learning you
    aren't, they usually let you go. Having a legit reason like "I'm
    delivering newspapers" helps too. Did he let you go, or ticket you?


    He gives me a ticket. Says they don't have any discretion when people run
    lights.

    Hugh

    --
    Exercise is a dirty word. Whenever I hear it, I wash my mouth out with
    chocolate. ("Ladi"😉

  8. On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 15:20:06 GMT, Hugh Beyer <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Says they don't have any discretion when people run
    lights.

    He was an Ahole then, because I've been let off on that at least 6
    times.

    TBR

    "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
    more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
    the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
    White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
    H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
    "Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
    but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

  9. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Hugh Beyer said:

    "Larry Hodges" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:
    The Bill Rodgers said:

    On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 23:43:21 GMT, Hugh Beyer <[email hidden]>
    wrote:

    > FYI, the only ticket I've ever gotten for anything but speeding and
    > parking was for this. 2am, roads are deserted, I stop at the red
    > light and then go through it. Cop pulls out of a side street and
    > chases me down.

    I do this every night I'm out. The only reason they pull you over is
    because they figure you're drunk at that hour, but upon learning you
    aren't, they usually let you go. Having a legit reason like "I'm
    delivering newspapers" helps too. Did he let you go, or ticket you?


    He gives me a ticket. Says they don't have any discretion when people run
    lights.

    Hugh

    [censored].
    He was just trying to make quota.....
    --
    Om.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

  10. The Bill Rodgers said:

    On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 15:20:06 GMT, Hugh Beyer <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Says they don't have any discretion when people run
    lights.

    He was an Ahole then, because I've been let off on that at least 6
    times.

    TBR

    There are some benefits to being a paperboy then...
    --
    -Larry

    "The troll hasn't been born who can troll us worse than we troll
    ourselves." Hugh Beyer

  11. Larry Hodges said:

    There are some benefits to being a paperboy then...
    --
    -Larry

    No Larry, there are benefits to being a nice guy, which is why I got
    off, and you got a ticket.
    Think about it.

    TBR

    "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
    more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
    the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the
    White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
    H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
    "Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent,
    but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."

  12. The cops must be lacking in computer skills then. Any one of them
    reading your posts would happily lock you up after beating your silly
    ass stoopid (too late!).

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