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  1. Original post
    Edward Dolan
    Archived post
    #1

    "JimmyMac" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

    Quoted message said:

    Ed,

    All top posters are idiots??? Not that old mantra ... again. Sticks
    and stones....

    So why the hell are you using Google? Use a proper newsreader why don't you!

    Quoted message said:

    Are you no more perceptive than the average tree stump? From your
    response, I can only presume that you were unable or unwilling to
    comprehend my message. Go back and reread it. I already addressed
    your regurgitated objections, observations and stipulations. Unlike
    you, I prefer not to engage in cyclical redundancy.

    Actually, that is all you do - nothing but redundancy! You need to take note
    of the way others treat you on newsgroups, such as Tom Sherman and even the
    scum bucket, Ed Gin. You drive everyone to distraction with your monomania.

    Quoted message said:

    You still don't get it do you? You are inordinately intolerant of
    dissension. You demand that I (and others) conform to proper form.
    Your fundamental operative precept is play by my rules or I'll not play
    (read take my ball and go home). Aren't you a bit long in the tooth to
    be acting like an adolescent? Correct me if I'm wrong, but your name
    is Dolan not Hoyle. Try as you may, you don't make the rues around
    here. Be advised of the following:

    1. You ensure that communication is countermanded because you value
    form over function.

    Form is equally as important as function (substance).

    Quoted message said:

    2. You mistakenly presume that you can commission a mandate, dictating
    the ground rules for communication. I refer you to paragraph #2 above
    in this regard.

    Not my rules, but THE rules.

    Quoted message said:

    3. You mistakenly assume that I am disappointed for having been
    deprived of your rebuttal. FACTS are not subject to debate and I
    couldn't care less what you have to say in your own defense.

    Nonsense, I know you like to get back a response. You would not be
    addressing me by name otherwise.

    They are not my rules, they are the rules governing Usenet communications as
    given to us by Google. But I agree with them because they make sense. Any
    other manner of posting does not make sense. The reason the rules make sense
    is that you cannot depend on others to read the previous message and
    certainly not the entire thread. Very many will only read a single message
    and everything has got to be there for them to make sense out of it. Most
    folks are way too lazy to go back and read anything previous to what they
    are presently reading. I know I am.

    Quoted message said:

    I know how very much you abhor anything of a sexual nature especially
    as it relates to you personally, but I just have to ask. Do you recall
    how you were told that you shouldn't masturbate because it will make
    you go blind? Well you didn't, did you? I mean you can still see.
    Many ARBR members have requested that you take leave never to return,
    but you have just not heard the message. It should be apparent that
    masturbation doesn't make one blind. It makes one DEAF!!!

    Well, you need to work on that bit of humor more. It badly needs some
    polish. I never attempt humor myself as I do not have the wit for it.

    However, I am somewhat surprised that a 50 year old man like Jim McNamara
    would be into masturbation. I think he is married and has kids too (Tim
    McNamara?), and so it is doubly troubling that he would stoop so low as to
    admit to such a low life.

    But Great Saints like myself are few and far between. You really have to go
    back over a thousand years to find my peers. This present world with all its
    Jim McNamaras is basically not fit for me to live in. I deserve far better.

    Regards,

    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

    Quoted message said:
    Edward Dolan said:

    "JimmyMac" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    All top posters are idiots!

    Quoted message said:

    Ed,

    You see that I've taken your instruction to heart? There's no need to
    delude or flatter yourself. You are the last person from whom I would
    accept direction. The post was brief simply because it was in direct
    proportion to subject matter which demanded nothing more. I assume
    that you still maintain that I ctually value your opinion. You're
    delusional. As for posting, I'll post whatever way aggravates you the
    most.

    If you post like an idiot, I will call your attention and that of the
    group
    to it. The main thing you need to learn is the function of the paragraph.
    Funny you did not learn that in grade school. But barring that, you would
    have learned it in a freshman college English course or you would never
    have
    become a sophomore.

    Thanks for the tip ... top posting it is, then. You'll not

    Quoted message said:

    comment on the substance of my post if I don't get the form right?
    What a heartbreaker. This provides me with all the more reason to
    conscientiously post in a manner that does not meet with your approval.
    I couldn't care less if you don't respond. The way I see it, that
    just means that there will be less of your inane gibberish wasting
    space on Google's storage media.

    Learn how to get the form right and I will meet you on your substance,
    such
    as it is. Do not get your form right and we will NEVER get to any
    substance.
    Those are the rules of the Great Ed Dolan which apply to you because I
    know
    that you are not an idiot. True idiots, of which ARBR has more than its
    share, will never get anything right and so I don't bother to instruct
    them.
    I just condemn them and let it go at that.

    Regards,

    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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  2. JimmyMac
    Archived post
    #2

    Ed,

    Actually, I'll be 60 come April 15th ... married ... no kids (by
    choice).

    If this world with all is basically not fit for you to live, then do
    the right thing. Take leave of it and ARBR in process. Both would be
    better places without the likes of you.

    There's no fool like and old fool and you fit the adage like a glove,
    but you are more that a fool. You are a liar as well. Where in my
    post did I admit to masturbation? You castigate others for the way
    they write, but you can't even read. I was wrong about you being as
    perceptive as the average tree stump. You're dumber than a rock.

    I'll not be Tom Sherman's stand-in. You two deserve each other. I
    prefer to communicate with intelligent life forms.

    Jim McNamara

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  3. Edward Dolan
    Archived post
    #3

    "JimmyMac" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Ed,

    Actually, I'll be 60 come April 15th ... married ... no kids (by
    choice).

    Did you know there is a Tim McNamara who posts quite regularly to RBM? I
    thought for sure he must be your son.

    Quoted message said:

    If this world with all is basically not fit for you to live, then do
    the right thing. Take leave of it and ARBR in process. Both would be
    better places without the likes of you.

    No, there is a certain small percentage on these newsgroups who appreciate
    me. Why should I abandon them to dullards like you.

    Quoted message said:

    There's no fool like and old fool and you fit the adage like a glove,
    but you are more that a fool. You are a liar as well. Where in my
    post did I admit to masturbation? You castigate others for the way
    they write, but you can't even read. I was wrong about you being as
    perceptive as the average tree stump. You're dumber than a rock.

    Here is what you wrote in your previous message:

    "I know how very much you abhor anything of a sexual nature especially
    as it relates to you personally, but I just have to ask. Do you recall
    how you were told that you shouldn't masturbate because it will make
    you go blind? Well you didn't, did you? I mean you can still see.
    Many ARBR members have requested that you take leave never to return,
    but you have just not heard the message. It should be apparent that
    masturbation doesn't make one blind. It makes one DEAF!!!"

    Do not bring up the subject of masturbation if you do not want to be accused
    of it. This is just so elementary. I have noted over and over again how many
    posters to these newsgroups bring up the subject of masturbation when what I
    am talking about is sexual morality. Even Wayne Leggett, the Poet of [censored],
    does this sort of thing all the time. If and when you bring it up I will
    throw it back in your face.

    Quoted message said:

    I'll not be Tom Sherman's stand-in. You two deserve each other. I
    prefer to communicate with intelligent life forms.

    I disagree with Tom Sherman on almost everything, but he handled you as I
    would have. You must lose your monomania if you want to be taken seriously.
    The group knows full well that everything I say is tongue in cheek. Only you
    don't seem to know it. Very curious!

    Regards,

    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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  4. Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman
    Archived post
    #4
    Edward Dolan said:

    ...
    However, I am somewhat surprised that a 50 year old man like Jim McNamara
    would be into masturbation. I think he is married and has kids too (Tim
    McNamara?), and so it is doubly troubling that he would stoop so low as to
    admit to such a low life....

    Tim McNamara [1] lives in Minnesota and posts most often to
    rec.bicycles.tech.

    [1] <http://sheldonbrown.com/mcnamara.html>.

    --
    Tom Sherman - Behind the Cheddar Curtain

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  5. Email address hidden
    Archived post
    #5

    Ed,

    I know of Tim ... no relation. The reference to masturbation (since I
    knew that would disturb you) was a tongue in cheek innuendo regarding
    you being deaf to the outcry that you take leave of this place ...
    nothing more nothing less. Have you got that now dunderhead?

    Jim McNamara

    Edward Dolan said:

    "JimmyMac" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Ed,

    Actually, I'll be 60 come April 15th ... married ... no kids (by
    choice).

    Did you know there is a Tim McNamara who posts quite regularly to RBM? I
    thought for sure he must be your son.

    Quoted message said:

    If this world with all is basically not fit for you to live, then do
    the right thing. Take leave of it and ARBR in process. Both would be
    better places without the likes of you.

    No, there is a certain small percentage on these newsgroups who appreciate
    me. Why should I abandon them to dullards like you.

    Quoted message said:

    There's no fool like and old fool and you fit the adage like a glove,
    but you are more that a fool. You are a liar as well. Where in my
    post did I admit to masturbation? You castigate others for the way
    they write, but you can't even read. I was wrong about you being as
    perceptive as the average tree stump. You're dumber than a rock.

    Here is what you wrote in your previous message:

    "I know how very much you abhor anything of a sexual nature especially
    as it relates to you personally, but I just have to ask. Do you recall
    how you were told that you shouldn't masturbate because it will make
    you go blind? Well you didn't, did you? I mean you can still see.
    Many ARBR members have requested that you take leave never to return,
    but you have just not heard the message. It should be apparent that
    masturbation doesn't make one blind. It makes one DEAF!!!"

    Do not bring up the subject of masturbation if you do not want to be accused
    of it. This is just so elementary. I have noted over and over again how many
    posters to these newsgroups bring up the subject of masturbation when what I
    am talking about is sexual morality. Even Wayne Leggett, the Poet of [censored],
    does this sort of thing all the time. If and when you bring it up I will
    throw it back in your face.

    Quoted message said:

    I'll not be Tom Sherman's stand-in. You two deserve each other. I
    prefer to communicate with intelligent life forms.

    I disagree with Tom Sherman on almost everything, but he handled you as I
    would have. You must lose your monomania if you want to be taken seriously.
    The group knows full well that everything I say is tongue in cheek. Only you
    don't seem to know it. Very curious!

    Regards,

    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

    Report
  6. Edward Dolan
    Archived post
    #6

    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Ed,

    I know of Tim ... no relation. The reference to masturbation (since I
    knew that would disturb you) was a tongue in cheek innuendo regarding
    you being deaf to the outcry that you take leave of this place ...
    nothing more nothing less. Have you got that now dunderhead?

    Jim McNamara

    Any reference to masturbation in any context whatever is unseemly and in
    very bad taste. That is why I treat it the way I do. I will always throw it
    back at you. Find a more gentlemanly tongue-in-cheek innuendo. It is best to
    leave the sexual innuendoes to scum buckets like Ed Gin.

    Regards,

    Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
    aka
    Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

    Report

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