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Re: Dr Chung ... please

St. Jackanapes · 2007-03-27T20:34:10+00:00

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said... In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned when they said... On Mar 18, 12:16 am, St. Jackanapes wrote: > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned > when they said... > > On Mar 16, 5:57 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" > > wrote: > > > All thanks and praises belong to GOD, Creator of heaven and earth, > > > Author of all reality (including the alternate ones). > > Tell us more about these "alternate" realities. > God created the LSD worlds I visited? Hard to say. You'll have to visit them again a few more times to know for sure. Aye, but that's where my problem is. I'm without the vehicle for transportation. Now that it's warming up I need to restart my fungus gardening project. I had put it on hold when our lovely spring-like winter suddenly plunged into polar hell at the end of January. Cold, wet springs are perfect ergot growing weather. Hell, it's already summertime, here. It's 79F here right now. In March! It was colder than [censored] a week ago. What happened to spring?? -- St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~ An Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church --------------------------------------------------------------- MY [censored] WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws MOCK JESUS FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/

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St. Jackanapes
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27 March 2007, 20:34 UTC #1

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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St. Jackanapes said:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned
when they said...
Quoted message said:
On Mar 18, 12:16 am, St. Jackanapes <[email hidden]> wrote:
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned
> when they said...
Quoted message said:
> > On Mar 16, 5:57 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email hidden]>
> > wrote:
Quoted message said:
> > > All thanks and praises belong to GOD, Creator of heaven and earth,
> > > Author of all reality (including the alternate ones).
Quoted message said:
> > Tell us more about these "alternate" realities.
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> God created the LSD worlds I visited?
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Hard to say. You'll have to visit them again a few more times to
know for sure.
Aye, but that's where my problem is. I'm without the vehicle for
transportation. Now that it's warming up I need to restart my fungus
gardening project. I had put it on hold when our lovely spring-like
winter suddenly plunged into polar hell at the end of January.
Cold, wet springs are perfect ergot growing weather.
Hell, it's already summertime, here. It's 79F here right now. In March!
It was colder than [censored] a week ago. What happened to spring??
--
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An Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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Father Haskell
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27 March 2007, 21:46 UTC #2

On Mar 27, 4:34 pm, St. Jackanapes <[email hidden]>
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
Quoted message said:
St. Jackanapes said:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned
when they said...
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> On Mar 18, 12:16 am, St. Jackanapes <[email hidden]> wrote:
> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned
> > when they said...
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> > > On Mar 16, 5:57 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email hidden]>
> > > wrote:
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> > > > All thanks and praises belong to GOD, Creator of heaven and earth,
> > > > Author of all reality (including the alternate ones).
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> > > Tell us more about these "alternate" realities.
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> > God created the LSD worlds I visited?
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> Hard to say. You'll have to visit them again a few more times to
> know for sure.
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
Aye, but that's where my problem is. I'm without the vehicle for
transportation. Now that it's warming up I need to restart my fungus
gardening project. I had put it on hold when our lovely spring-like
winter suddenly plunged into polar hell at the end of January.
Quoted message said:
Cold, wet springs are perfect ergot growing weather.
Hell, it's already summertime, here. It's 79F here right now. In March!
It was colder than [censored] a week ago. What happened to spring??
What have you got growing in your refrigerator? Scrape it out and
substitute it for ergot in one of Dr. Hoffman's syntheses. Something
should work.

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St. Jackanapes
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28 March 2007, 00:09 UTC #3

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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On Mar 27, 4:34 pm, St. Jackanapes <[email hidden]>
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
Quoted message said:
On Mar 18, 9:14 pm, St. Jackanapes <[email hidden]> wrote:
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned
> when they said...
Quoted message said:
> > On Mar 18, 12:16 am, St. Jackanapes <[email hidden]> wrote:
> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned
> > > when they said...
Quoted message said:
> > > > On Mar 16, 5:57 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email hidden]>
> > > > wrote:
Quoted message said:
> > > > > All thanks and praises belong to GOD, Creator of heaven and earth,
> > > > > Author of all reality (including the alternate ones).
Quoted message said:
> > > > Tell us more about these "alternate" realities.
Quoted message said:
> > > God created the LSD worlds I visited?
Quoted message said:
> > Hard to say. You'll have to visit them again a few more times to
> > know for sure.
Quoted message said:
> Aye, but that's where my problem is. I'm without the vehicle for
> transportation. Now that it's warming up I need to restart my fungus
> gardening project. I had put it on hold when our lovely spring-like
> winter suddenly plunged into polar hell at the end of January.
Quoted message said:
Cold, wet springs are perfect ergot growing weather.
Hell, it's already summertime, here. It's 79F here right now. In March!
It was colder than [censored] a week ago. What happened to spring??
What have you got growing in your refrigerator? Scrape it out and
substitute it for ergot in one of Dr. Hoffman's syntheses. Something
should work.
That's a little scary. I've had a serious case of food poisoning before,
and it's not something that I'm in any hurry to relive.
--
St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
An Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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28 March 2007, 00:33 UTC #4

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That's a little scary. I've had a serious case of food poisoning before,
and it's not something that I'm in any hurry to relive.

Wonder what jack--- ate that made em sick? Maybe I could
find it on sale somewhere, deb?
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Father Haskell
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28 March 2007, 00:53 UTC #5

On Mar 27, 8:09 pm, St. Jackanapes <[email hidden]>
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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On Mar 27, 4:34 pm, St. Jackanapes <[email hidden]>
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> On Mar 18, 9:14 pm, St. Jackanapes <[email hidden]> wrote:
> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned
> > when they said...
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> > > On Mar 18, 12:16 am, St. Jackanapes <[email hidden]> wrote:
> > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned
> > > > when they said...
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> > > > > On Mar 16, 5:57 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <[email hidden]>
> > > > > wrote:
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> > > > > > All thanks and praises belong to GOD, Creator of heaven and earth,
> > > > > > Author of all reality (including the alternate ones).
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> > > > > Tell us more about these "alternate" realities.
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> > > > God created the LSD worlds I visited?
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> > > Hard to say. You'll have to visit them again a few more times to
> > > know for sure.
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> > Aye, but that's where my problem is. I'm without the vehicle for
> > transportation. Now that it's warming up I need to restart my fungus
> > gardening project. I had put it on hold when our lovely spring-like
> > winter suddenly plunged into polar hell at the end of January.
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> Cold, wet springs are perfect ergot growing weather.
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
Hell, it's already summertime, here. It's 79F here right now. In March!
It was colder than [censored] a week ago. What happened to spring??
Quoted message said:
What have you got growing in your refrigerator? Scrape it out and
substitute it for ergot in one of Dr. Hoffman's syntheses. Something
should work.
That's a little scary. I've had a serious case of food poisoning before,
and it's not something that I'm in any hurry to relive.
Look for something in the salad crisper, something in the fungus
family,
something fuzzy and blue or green. Avoid anything growing on meat or
in bulging cans (that's botulism). Vodka will extract the alkaloids
while
killing all the nasty bugs.

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28 March 2007, 01:11 UTC #6

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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

What have you got growing in your refrigerator? Scrape it out and
substitute it for ergot in one of Dr. Hoffman's syntheses. Something
should work.
just reach behind u, in ur behind, that'sit, use got it, now swallow it!
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That's a little scary. I've had a serious case of food poisoning before,
and it's not something that I'm in any hurry to relive.

Wonder what jack--- ate that made em sick? Maybe I could
find it on sale somewhere, deb?
I think you can get it for free in one of those body of christ wafers
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28 March 2007, 18:25 UTC #8

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28 March 2007, 20:50 UTC #9

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I think you can get it for free in one of those body of christ wafers
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In 100 calorie snack packs too

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28 March 2007, 22:04 UTC #10

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In 100 calorie snack packs too
When you just want a little bit 'o the lord in you.

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In 100 calorie snack packs too
When you just want a little bit 'o the lord in you.
Tiny goldfish shaped crackers, because Peppahridge Fahms remembahs.

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That's a little scary. I've had a serious case of food poisoning before,
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Wonder what jack--- ate that made em sick? Maybe I could
find it on sale somewhere, deb?
I think you can get it for free in one of those body of christ wafers
When would you think he had one of those?!
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WE use unsalted saltines! (-:
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> That's a little scary. I've had a serious case of food poisoning
> before,
> and it's not something that I'm in any hurry to relive.
>
Wonder what jack--- ate that made em sick? Maybe I could
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When would you think he had one of those?!
Maybe a catherlick slipped it in his tomato soup
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> "St. Jackanapes" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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>> That's a little scary. I've had a serious case of food poisoning before,
>> and it's not something that I'm in any hurry to relive.
>>
> Wonder what jack--- ate that made em sick? Maybe I could
> find it on sale somewhere, deb?
I think you can get it for free in one of those body of christ wafers
When would you think he had one of those?!
Maybe a catherlick slipped it in his tomato soup
Nope!
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WE use unsalted saltines! (-:
TO get your food poisoning?
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> "Body 'O Christ Wafers - now in new Cool Ranch flavor!"
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I plonked your other nym when you kept answering with NOPE
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>>> That's a little scary. I've had a serious case of food poisoning
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>>> and it's not something that I'm in any hurry to relive.
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>> Wonder what jack--- ate that made em sick? Maybe I could
>> find it on sale somewhere, deb?
>
> I think you can get it for free in one of those body of christ wafers
When would you think he had one of those?!
Maybe a catherlick slipped it in his tomato soup
Nope!
This is more annoying than your sermons. Cut it out.
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