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Re: Doug the troll.

Ilsa9 · 2003-08-03T16:26:50+00:00

Hi Jan, I notice you still have trouble with english. Is it not your first language? What is your first language btw? Anyway, I don't think you really know what a contrast is, stark or otherwise. Occasionally I have had to resist the urge to call you an evil stark contrastor, since you stark contrast all the time. But that would have been too trollish, don't you think? In real life, as "real" as Jan's life might be, Jan communicates in squeaks, burps, animal noises, and with finger puppets. Occasionally, she adds in a sound-effect she's heard from somebody or from TV. She's quite like a parrot in that respect, mostly repeating things she's heard. Her "original" content is predominately barnyard noises with an occasional "ZZZzzz", "Quack", "Liar-Liar!", and "Lah T dAH!"

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Ilsa9
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3 August 2003, 16:26 UTC #1

Doug said:
Hi Jan,
I notice you still have trouble with english. Is it not your first
language?
What is your first language btw?
Anyway, I don't think you really know what a contrast is, stark or
otherwise. Occasionally I have had to resist the urge to call you an evil
stark contrastor, since you stark contrast all the time.
But that would have been too trollish, don't you think?
In real life, as "real" as Jan's life might be, Jan communicates in squeaks,
burps, animal noises, and with finger puppets. Occasionally, she adds in a
sound-effect she's heard from somebody or from TV.
She's quite like a parrot in that respect, mostly repeating things she's heard.
Her "original" content is predominately barnyard noises with an occasional
"ZZZzzz", "Quack", "Liar-Liar!", and "Lah T dAH!"

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Peter Bowditch
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4 August 2003, 07:11 UTC #2

jimmydevice said:
WB said:
(Ilsa9) said:
"Doug" wrote:
>Hi Jan,
>
>I notice you still have trouble with english. Is it not your first
>language?
>What is your first language btw?
>
>Anyway, I don't think you really know what a contrast is, stark or
>otherwise. Occasionally I have had to resist the urge to call you an evil
>stark contrastor, since you stark contrast all the time.
>But that would have been too trollish, don't you think?
>
>
>
In real life, as "real" as Jan's life might be, Jan communicates in squeaks,
burps, animal noises, and with finger puppets. Occasionally, she adds in a
sound-effect she's heard from somebody or from TV.
She's quite like a parrot in that respect, mostly repeating things she's heard.
Her "original" content is predominately barnyard noises with an occasional
"ZZZzzz", "Quack", "Liar-Liar!", and "Lah T dAH!"
You gotta make up the "Old McDonald" song to go with this...

Aussie jan had a plan, ei-i-ei-i-o
and with this plan she pulled a scam ei-i-ei-i-0
with a quack quack here
and liar-liar there
here a quack there a quack everywhere a quack quack
Phony jan had a plan, ei-i-ei-i-o
Jan said bull is good for you, ei-i-ei-i-o
and pull the poison metal too, ei-i-ei-i-o
with a ZZ here and a Lah T dAH too
here a quack, there a quack, every where a quack quack
fat dumb jan is bad for you
ei-i-ei-i-o
No comments please.
You are certainly going to get a comment!!!
What's this "Aussie Jan" stuff? We might be negotiating a free trade
agreement with the US, but there will still be some limits on exports
and imports. We will only accept Jan if the US beef market is made
completely open to our farmers. Anything less would be asking too low
a price.
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jimmydevice
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4 August 2003, 07:20 UTC #3

Peter Bowditch said:
jimmydevice <[email hidden]> wrote:

<snip>
Quoted message said:
You are certainly going to get a comment!!!
What's this "Aussie Jan" stuff? We might be negotiating a free trade
agreement with the US, but there will still be some limits on exports
and imports. We will only accept Jan if the US beef market is made
completely open to our farmers. Anything less would be asking too low
a price.

<snip>
I thought she was located in aus, ???her??? web page is located there?
Jim.

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Bronsing
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4 August 2003, 08:05 UTC #4

jimmydevice <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:
Peter Bowditch said:
jimmydevice <[email hidden]> wrote:

<snip>
Quoted message said:
You are certainly going to get a comment!!!
What's this "Aussie Jan" stuff? We might be negotiating a free trade
agreement with the US, but there will still be some limits on exports
and imports. We will only accept Jan if the US beef market is made
completely open to our farmers. Anything less would be asking too low
a price.

<snip>
I thought she was located in aus, ???her??? web page is located there?
Jim.
You're mistaken. She has no webpage and she is located in the U.S.
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Can't you see?
It all makes perfect sense,
expressed in dollars and cents, pounds, shillings and pence
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Peter Bowditch
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4 August 2003, 10:10 UTC #5

jimmydevice said:
Peter Bowditch said:
jimmydevice <[email hidden]> wrote:

<snip>
Quoted message said:
You are certainly going to get a comment!!!
What's this "Aussie Jan" stuff? We might be negotiating a free trade
agreement with the US, but there will still be some limits on exports
and imports. We will only accept Jan if the US beef market is made
completely open to our farmers. Anything less would be asking too low
a price.

<snip>
I thought she was located in aus, ???her??? web page is located there?
Jim.
What web page?
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Peter Bowditch
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4 August 2003, 10:12 UTC #6

Peter Bowditch said:
jimmydevice said:
Peter Bowditch said:
jimmydevice <[email hidden]> wrote:

<snip>
Quoted message said:
You are certainly going to get a comment!!!
What's this "Aussie Jan" stuff? We might be negotiating a free trade
agreement with the US, but there will still be some limits on exports
and imports. We will only accept Jan if the US beef market is made
completely open to our farmers. Anything less would be asking too low
a price.

<snip>
I thought she was located in aus, ???her??? web page is located there?
Jim.
What web page?
It just occurred to me - I think you are confusing Jan with Carole,
who does have a web page in Australia.
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Doug
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4 August 2003, 13:23 UTC #7

"Peter Bowditch" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:
Peter Bowditch said:
jimmydevice said:
Peter Bowditch wrote:
> jimmydevice <[email hidden]> wrote:
>
>
<snip>
> You are certainly going to get a comment!!!
>
> What's this "Aussie Jan" stuff? We might be negotiating a free trade
> agreement with the US, but there will still be some limits on exports
> and imports. We will only accept Jan if the US beef market is made
> completely open to our farmers. Anything less would be asking too low
> a price.
<snip>
I thought she was located in aus, ???her??? web page is located there?
Jim.
What web page?
It just occurred to me - I think you are confusing Jan with Carole,
who does have a web page in Australia.
--
Peter Bowditch [email hidden]
The Millenium Project http://www.ratbags.com/rsoles
The Green Light http://www.ratbags.com/greenlight
I'm a Bright. Are you?
kooky Carol had a web page e i e i o.
and on that web page she had some conspiracy stuff e i e i o.
with a coverup here and a coverup there
here a coverup
there a coverup
everywhere a coverup
kooky Carol had a web page e i e i o!

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Jan
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4 August 2003, 18:29 UTC #8

Quoted message said:
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Quoted message said:
Peter Bowditch
Has failed to show where Jan demonized any doctors in the Ben Kolb case.
He has also failed to show us any strak contrast.
He has also failed to show his other lie.
They are still posed on his website.
Conclusion. Peter Bowditich is a LIAR!!
Jan

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Jan
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4 August 2003, 18:30 UTC #9

Quoted message said:
Subject: Re: Doug the troll.
From: jimmydevice [email hidden]
Date: 8/3/2003 11:20 PM Pacific Standard Time
Message-id: <[email hidden]>
Peter Bowditch said:
jimmydevice <[email hidden]> wrote:

<snip>
Quoted message said:
You are certainly going to get a comment!!!
What's this "Aussie Jan" stuff? We might be negotiating a free trade
agreement with the US, but there will still be some limits on exports
and imports. We will only accept Jan if the US beef market is made
completely open to our farmers. Anything less would be asking too low
a price.

<snip>
I thought she was located in aus, ???her??? web page is located there?
Jim.
Poor Jim, the troll.
Jan

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Peter Bowditch
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4 August 2003, 23:07 UTC #10

(Jan) said:
Quoted message said:
[email hidden]
Quoted message said:
Peter Bowditch
Has failed to show where Jan demonized any doctors in the Ben Kolb case.
Has listed the first 20 times Jan mentioned Ben Kolb in a single
month, in every case as a means of diverting the discussion or
trashing real doctors.
Quoted message said:
He has also failed to show us any strak contrast.
Jan believes that Hal Huggins is a good man, despite it being proven
that he lied to patients and took out teeth with no fillings in them.
Jan believes that Robert Baratz is a liar because Tim Bolen told her
so.
Jan believes that Dr Kalide is a good man, despite the fact that he
administered the wrong medication to his patients. Jan believes that a
single case of an anesthetist administering a wrong medication due to
a labelling practice is indicative of the behaviour of all real
doctors.
Need I go on?
Quoted message said:
He has also failed to show his other lie.
The word "other" implies a first. As I have not showed any lies by me,
it is logically impossible for me to show the other one.
Quoted message said:
They are still posed on his website.
And very nicely posed, too. (Yes, Jan, I know it's a typo.)
Quoted message said:
Conclusion. Peter Bowditich is a LIAR!!
The conclusion does not follow from the premises, unless Jan is using
deductive logic where the validity of the argument is not affected by
the truth of the premises.
Premises:
Peter says that some forms of "alternative medicine" are bogus and
fraudulent.
There are no bogus and fraudulent forms of "alternative medicine".
Conclusion:
Peter is a LIAR.
(Please note that the first premise in the above is a product of
inductive reasoning.)
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Jan
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5 August 2003, 02:06 UTC #11

Quoted message said:
Subject: Re: Doug the troll.
From: Peter Bowditch [email hidden]
Date: 8/4/2003 3:07 PM Pacific Standard Time
Message-id: <[email hidden]>
(Jan) said:
Quoted message said:
[email hidden]
Quoted message said:
Peter Bowditch
Has failed to show where Jan demonized any doctors in the Ben Kolb case.
Has listed the first 20 times Jan mentioned Ben Kolb in a single
month, in every case as a means of diverting the discussion or
trashing real doctors.
Peter has forgotten HE brought it up the last time.
And STILL has shown NO proof of his false claims.
The TRUTH:
From: Jan ([email hidden])
Subject: Re: A Lesson from Ben
Newsgroups: misc.health.alternative
View: Complete Thread (21 articles) |
Date: 2002-01-02 11:01:59 PST
<snipping to the *only* thing said about the doctor>
Yes. They did the right thing and my heart goes out to the doctor, and all
those involved. The parents in turn also did the right thing and dropped the
lawsuit. I was indeed very sad for everyone. This is why I started my post with
this sentence.
This post is NOT intended to go after any *ONE* individual.
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
He has also failed to show us any strak contrast.
Quoted message said:
Jan believes that Hal Huggins
Diversion.
Please do show us *my* stark contrast from the lawyers website in the Ben Kolb
case.
<snip>
Quoted message said:
Need I go on?
YES. Do show us prove of your false claims without diverting.
Quoted message said:
He has also failed to show his other lie.
Quoted message said:
The word "other" implies a first. As I have not showed any lies by me,
it is logically impossible for me to show the other one.
No, you are floundering, there are THREE lies on your website under Three dead
children, they appear in the Ben Kolb article.
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
They are still posed on his website.
And very nicely posed, too.

Yes, Jan, I know it's a typo.)
LIES are never nicely posted.
Quoted message said:
Conclusion. Peter Bowditich is a LIAR!!
REPEATEDLY!!
Jan

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Peter Bowditch
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5 August 2003, 04:41 UTC #12

(Jan) said:
No, you are floundering, there are THREE lies on your website under Three dead
children, they appear in the Ben Kolb article.
Ben Kolb is dead.
Candace Newmaker is dead.
Alan Ream is dead.
One.
Two.
Three.
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Jan
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5 August 2003, 05:30 UTC #13

Quoted message said:
Subject: Re: Doug the troll.
From: Peter Bowditch [email hidden]
Date: 8/4/2003 8:41 PM Pacific Standard Time
Message-id: <[email hidden]>
(Jan) said:
No, you are floundering, there are THREE lies on your website under Three

dead
Quoted message said:
children, they appear in the Ben Kolb article.
Ben Kolb is dead.
Yes, and NO WHERE AT ANY TIME, did I say the things you LIED about and
REPEATED.
That's EXACTLY what you can't post you proof, you MADE ALL THREE LIES UP!!!
YOU ARE A DESPICABLE REPEATED LIAR AND HYPOCRITE.
Jan

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Rich Shewmaker
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5 August 2003, 06:32 UTC #14

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Conclusion. Peter Bowditich is a LIAR!!
Jan
$ KaChing $10

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Rich Shewmaker
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5 August 2003, 06:35 UTC #15

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Conclusion. Peter Bowditich is a LIAR!!
Jan
$ KaChing $12

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Rich Shewmaker
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5 August 2003, 06:38 UTC #16

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"Jan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:
Conclusion. Peter Bowditich is a LIAR!!
REPEATEDLY!!
Jan
$ KaChing Repeatedly! $12

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Rich Shewmaker
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5 August 2003, 06:41 UTC #17

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"Jan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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YOU ARE A DESPICABLE REPEATED LIAR AND HYPOCRITE.
Jan
$ KaChing $14 (Oops, I did $12 twice)

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