Re: Caption competition

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Sorry, it's late and I thought it was hillarious.. Maybe I'm just angry
I didn't win the last one, haha.

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Is that a unicycle you have there, or are you just happy to see me?

😄

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For December's Obie Pic:

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Obie Pic Caption;

"Unfortunately, he landed right on his best friends head."

"It was all fun and games till a spoke got poked out."

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jagur said:

*hardley a caption? thats a statment and not very creative one....

i'll enter "oh F**k" for the next contest right now. did i win
yet?🙄 *

S**t

I would have to agree, pretty lame and un-original.

Toilet humour misplaced.

You are eroding your well-earned recognition by awarding ‘swear words’
as winning captions, no matter how funny you feel they may be.

JJ Huthwaite
(Unimpressed).

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Quoted message said:

-General Caveat In Competitions Like This-
*The judges decision is final and no correspondence will be entered
into*

if u don't like the fact that something might win that u don't find
funny, don't play

quit yer whining and start thinking funny thoughts

:p

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(for December pic)

It wasn't until he attempted a suicide mount that Fred realised he'd
forgotten his unicycle.

or

Fred was still trying to perfect his 15' giraffe dismount.

Rob

BTW - sorry about the "Fred" - I don't know who these people are.

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GILD said:

*if u don't like the fact that something might win that u don't find
funny, don't play

quit yer whining and start thinking funny thoughts

:p *

It is not whining as you put it, and I am not in contact with the
judges, this is an open forum.

It is an opinion; if you do not like others opinion’s then ignore them.
Perchance the same steps you suggested?

I never said I did not find it funny, just not what I believe to be in
the best interests of this sport or any other using swear words to
describe actions or mis-actions of those involved.

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apologies all round
i didn't intend my comments to be interpreted as an attack on your right
to express your opinions on an open forum

Roger: may i suggest a seperate (new) thread for every competition?

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I'm outraged! How could this happen. It's clear that Dylan's entry was
the best. It was extremely funny, and creative. It wasn't just two
simple words which you would say if you were there. "Oh [censored]" isn't a
real caption. I'm disgusted!

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It's alright, who understands those crazy brits anyway. I mean, I could
understand if it was a swear/normal word combination, like [censored], or
tentacleshit, but this.....

😉

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why unicycling when you can sleep (?) :>

Simon

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Robbie said:

*I'm outraged! How could this happen. It's clear that Dylan's entry
was the best. It was extremely funny, and creative. It wasn't just two
simple words which you would say if you were there. "Oh [censored]" isn't a
real caption. I'm disgusted! *

Robbie, I am sorry you are outraged. The competition was/is only a bit
of fun and judging it is very hard. It is well known that humor is
cultural and all the judges were British. Dylan's entry was discussed
and liked by one of the judges but it was also pointed out by one of the
others that they actively disliked it and though it smutty and she was
offended by it.

Humor is never funny if explained, so I wont, but it was one of the few
captions that made me laugh out load.

The next caption competition will be open officially on the first of
December, I will transfer all the new captions already posted over to a
new post so it separates the two competitions. Please take the
competition in the spirit that it was meant to be, just a bit of fun.

Thanks again for everyone who posted me pictures for future
competitions.

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Don't worry Roger, I was just having a bit of fun with my post. Although
I think Dylan's entry should have won, I'm not actually outraged. 🙂

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