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Re: Atkins bars. The horror.

JC Der Koenig · 2005-03-10T01:51:12+00:00

It tasted like [censored], and yet you still felt the need to eat it all. No wonder you're fat. -- You're obviously trolling. The alternative (that you're actually this aggressively stupid and proud of it) is unthinkable. -- Suze "Perdu" wrote in message news:[email hidden]... I said before and say it again, that I don't have much of a sweet tooth. I had proven it again. Just hanging out of all places - Wal Mart to pick up some mixing bowls, I had happened upon the Atkins Bar section. So I said.. hey.. I've never tried one. Maybe its a good thing to have to have a bite, when you forgot to eat, and need a quick mouth pleaser. What can happen? GROSS! I had paid $2.00 with tax for these 3 bites' worth of absolute horror. It was the chocolate cocoanut bar. It tasted as if someone took raw flour, mixed it with ten pounds of splenda and made a super sweet horrifying mess. I had barely kept it down. Now tell me - is it just me? Or is this stuff made of nightmares? Do people buy and eat this [censored]? I enjoy the weight loss and the incredible benefits I'm getting out of the system, but I'd never buy any of their [censored] again, for sure. What's the heads up on this? -- Best Regards, Steve Tout est per·du fors l'hon·neur

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JC Der Koenig
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10 March 2005, 01:51 UTC #1

It tasted like [censored], and yet you still felt the need to eat it all.
No wonder you're fat.
--
You're obviously trolling. The alternative (that you're
actually this aggressively stupid and proud of it) is unthinkable. -- Suze
"Perdu" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:

I said before and say it again, that I don't have much of a sweet tooth. I
had proven it again.
Just hanging out of all places - Wal Mart to pick up some mixing bowls, I
had happened upon the Atkins Bar section.
So I said.. hey.. I've never tried one. Maybe its a good thing to have to
have a bite, when you forgot to eat, and need a quick mouth pleaser. What
can happen?
GROSS! I had paid $2.00 with tax for these 3 bites' worth of absolute
horror. It was the chocolate cocoanut bar. It tasted as if someone took
raw
flour, mixed it with ten pounds of splenda and made a super sweet
horrifying mess. I had barely kept it down.
Now tell me - is it just me? Or is this stuff made of nightmares? Do
people buy and eat this [censored]?
I enjoy the weight loss and the incredible benefits I'm getting out of the
system, but I'd never buy any of their [censored] again, for sure.
What's the heads up on this?
--
Best Regards,
Steve
Tout est per·du fors l'hon·neur

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Roger Zoul
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10 March 2005, 03:34 UTC #2

Perdu said:
On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:51:12 GMT, "JC Der Koenig"
<[email hidden]> Cried out loud... :
Quoted message said:
It tasted like [censored], and yet you still felt the need to eat it all.
No wonder you're fat.

0100001001101100011011110111011100100000011011010110010100101110
What does that mean, Perdu?

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warehouse
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10 March 2005, 03:55 UTC #3

Roger Zoul said:
Perdu said:
On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:51:12 GMT, "JC Der Koenig"
<[email hidden]> Cried out loud... :
Quoted message said:
It tasted like [censored], and yet you still felt the need to eat it

all.
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:

No wonder you're fat.

0100001001101100011011110111011100100000011011010110010100101110
What does that mean, Perdu?
Roger, download and install a freely distributed language called perl.
Then execute this simple routine on the command line to pack the binary
digits into a character string. He's quite the loquacious potty-mouth.
perl -e 'print
pack("B*","0100001001101100011011110111011100100000011011010110010100101110"😉;'

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Mark McArthey
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10 March 2005, 04:03 UTC #4

"warehouse" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:

Roger Zoul said:
Perdu said:
On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:51:12 GMT, "JC Der Koenig"
<[email hidden]> Cried out loud... :
> It tasted like [censored], and yet you still felt the need to eat it

all.
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
>
> No wonder you're fat.
0100001001101100011011110111011100100000011011010110010100101110
What does that mean, Perdu?
Roger, download and install a freely distributed language called perl.
Then execute this simple routine on the command line to pack the binary
digits into a character string. He's quite the loquacious potty-mouth.
perl -e 'print
pack("B*","0100001001101100011011110111011100100000011011010110010100101110"😉;'

Or just use any of the binary<->text converters on the 'net
Mark
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DJ Delorie
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10 March 2005, 04:05 UTC #5

Perdu said:
Oh.. just a little message that can be easily read by people that
are suppose to be SMART and work for places like IBM and stuff🙂 And
it does not bother the average user a lot. It's simple code.
There's a standard for how to do that on Usenet. It's called rot13.
No need to do something obtuse and non-standard.

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Alice Faber
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10 March 2005, 04:07 UTC #6

In article <[email hidden]>,
Roger Zoul said:
Perdu said:
On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:51:12 GMT, "JC Der Koenig"
<[email hidden]> Cried out loud... :
Quoted message said:
It tasted like [censored], and yet you still felt the need to eat it all.
No wonder you're fat.

0100001001101100011011110111011100100000011011010110010100101110
What does that mean, Perdu?
It's troll-food.
--
AF
"Non Sequitur U has a really, really lousy debate team."
--artyw raises the bar on rec.sport.baseball

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greg
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10 March 2005, 05:36 UTC #7

JC Der Koenig said:
It tasted like [censored], and yet you still felt the need to eat it all.
I have tasted [censored]. They don't taste like that at all.
Quoted message said:
No wonder you're fat.
[censored] is very filling.

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JC Der Koenig
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10 March 2005, 12:06 UTC #8

I'll have to take your word for it.
--
Most people are dumb as bricks; some people are dumber than that. -- MFW
"greg" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
JC Der Koenig said:
It tasted like [censored], and yet you still felt the need to eat it all.
I have tasted [censored]. They don't taste like that at all.
Quoted message said:
No wonder you're fat.
[censored] is very filling.

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Ada Ma
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11 March 2005, 23:33 UTC #9

Perdu said:
On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:51:12 GMT, "JC Der Koenig" <[email hidden]>
Cried out loud... :
Quoted message said:
It tasted like [censored], and yet you still felt the need to eat it all.
No wonder you're fat.
0100001001101100011011110111011100100000011011010110010100101110
Perdu,
With all due respect, JC has a point though. Why eat it if it tastes horrible?
You only live so many years, you can only eat so much food in one lifetime
without turning into a human balloon, why waste your calories on something awful?
Ada

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JC Der Koenig
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12 March 2005, 01:42 UTC #10

No wonder you're still fat.
--
Most people are dumb as bricks; some people are dumber than that. -- MFW
"Perdu" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:33:27 +0000, Ada Ma
<[email hidden]> Cried out loud... :
Quoted message said:
Perdu said:
On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:51:12 GMT, "JC Der Koenig" <[email hidden]>
Cried out loud... :
>It tasted like [censored], and yet you still felt the need to eat it all.
>
>No wonder you're fat.
0100001001101100011011110111011100100000011011010110010100101110
Perdu,
With all due respect, JC has a point though. Why eat it if it tastes
horrible?
You only live so many years, you can only eat so much food in one
lifetime
without turning into a human balloon, why waste your calories on
something awful?
Ada
I don't eat these. I had eaten ONE to taste it. I wanted to see if I even
care. As many here I'm on a lowcarb diet and simply wanted to try one on
an
impulse. I reported it sucked very hard and I don't plan to eat any more.
Asked if anyone else even eats these.
There was no point made. Just the usual insult. What JC posts is of no
value to anyone. And that - is my opinion.
--
Best Regards,
Steve
Tout est per·du fors l'hon·neur

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Ada Ma
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12 March 2005, 22:29 UTC #11

Perdu said:
On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:33:27 +0000, Ada Ma
<[email hidden]> Cried out loud... :
Quoted message said:
Perdu said:
On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:51:12 GMT, "JC Der Koenig" <[email hidden]>
Cried out loud... :
>It tasted like [censored], and yet you still felt the need to eat it all.
>
>No wonder you're fat.
0100001001101100011011110111011100100000011011010110010100101110
Perdu,
With all due respect, JC has a point though. Why eat it if it tastes horrible?
You only live so many years, you can only eat so much food in one lifetime
without turning into a human balloon, why waste your calories on something awful?
I don't eat these. I had eaten ONE to taste it. I wanted to see if I even
care. As many here I'm on a lowcarb diet and simply wanted to try one on an
impulse. I reported it sucked very hard and I don't plan to eat any more.
Asked if anyone else even eats these.
There was no point made. Just the usual insult. What JC posts is of no
value to anyone. And that - is my opinion.
Well, I guess that part in your original post where you said "I had barely kept
it down." get people to gawk. If you go on insulting JC, people would think
that you're trying to compete for JC's fans (mainly girls, some extremely obese,
heh heh). ;-)

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JC Der Koenig
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12 March 2005, 23:04 UTC #12

"Ada Ma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Perdu said:
On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:33:27 +0000, Ada Ma
<[email hidden]> Cried out loud... :
Quoted message said:
Perdu wrote:
>On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:51:12 GMT, "JC Der Koenig" <[email hidden]>
>Cried out loud... :
>
>
>
>>It tasted like [censored], and yet you still felt the need to eat it all.
>>
>>No wonder you're fat.
>
>0100001001101100011011110111011100100000011011010110010100101110
Perdu,
With all due respect, JC has a point though. Why eat it if it tastes
horrible? You only live so many years, you can only eat so much food in
one lifetime without turning into a human balloon, why waste your
calories on something awful?
I don't eat these. I had eaten ONE to taste it. I wanted to see if I
even
care. As many here I'm on a lowcarb diet and simply wanted to try one on
an
impulse. I reported it sucked very hard and I don't plan to eat any more.
Asked if anyone else even eats these.
There was no point made. Just the usual insult. What JC posts is of no
value to anyone. And that - is my opinion.
Well, I guess that part in your original post where you said "I had barely
kept it down." get people to gawk. If you go on insulting JC, people
would think that you're trying to compete for JC's fans (mainly girls,
some extremely obese, heh heh). ;-)
:-)

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Ada Ma
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12 March 2005, 23:07 UTC #13

JC Der Koenig said:
"Ada Ma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Well, I guess that part in your original post where you said "I had barely
kept it down." get people to gawk. If you go on insulting JC, people
would think that you're trying to compete for JC's fans (mainly girls,
some extremely obese, heh heh). ;-)
:-)
Someone got to remind people how attractive you are!

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JC Der Koenig
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12 March 2005, 23:07 UTC #14

"Ada Ma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
JC Der Koenig said:
"Ada Ma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Well, I guess that part in your original post where you said "I had
barely kept it down." get people to gawk. If you go on insulting JC,
people would think that you're trying to compete for JC's fans (mainly
girls, some extremely obese, heh heh). ;-)
:-)
Someone got to remind people how attractive you are!
Wow, all that and you're almost fluent in English too!
;-)

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Ada Ma
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13 March 2005, 21:08 UTC #15

Perdu said:
On Sat, 12 Mar 2005 23:07:02 +0000, Ada Ma
<[email hidden]> Cried out loud... :
Quoted message said:

JC Der Koenig said:
"Ada Ma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
>Well, I guess that part in your original post where you said "I had barely
>kept it down." get people to gawk. If you go on insulting JC, people
>would think that you're trying to compete for JC's fans (mainly girls,
>some extremely obese, heh heh). ;-)
>
:-)
Someone got to remind people how attractive you are!
No wonder he uses macros and types one liners. The guy can't keep his
hands off of himself! Tough to type that way.
Don't beat it until you've seen it. Have you seen JC's pic? Do a google search
and you'll find him and along with many hilarious posts on what pple think he
looks like. The posts shall send you rolling in your chair for hours.
Satisfaction guaranteed! :-)

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