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  1. sign in here if you ever used performance enhancing substances while
    bicycling.
    all signers will get their pictures in the paper and a cliff bar-
    banana!

  2. Quoted post said:

    sign in here if you ever used performance enhancing substances while
    bicycling.
    all signers will get their pictures in the paper and a cliff bar-
    banana!

    [censored], forgive me for I ingected vivarin caffeine in lieu of coffee,
    rotini with raspberry yogurt (no fat), 3 musketeers bar, fruit punch
    Gatorade, and cliff bars, carrot a favorite. While these substances
    will not get me up Mt Ventpound (only a tram), a bellyful will move me
    over 75 miles at 17 mph at 61: no problem. The communication between
    my legs and a carrot cliff bar and Gatorade chaser is amazing.

  3. Quoted message said:
    Quoted post said:

    sign in here if you ever used performance enhancing substances while
    bicycling.
    all signers will get their pictures in the paper and a cliff bar-
    banana!

    [censored], forgive me for I ingected vivarin caffeine in lieu of coffee,
    rotini with raspberry yogurt (no fat), 3 musketeers bar, fruit punch
    Gatorade, and cliff bars, carrot a favorite. While these substances
    will not get me up Mt Ventpound (only a tram), a bellyful will move me
    over 75 miles at 17 mph at 61: no problem. The communication between
    my legs and a carrot cliff bar and Gatorade chaser is amazing.


    I am so guilty. Double 'spresso caffeine for breakfast with loads of
    sugar and high fructose corn syrup. Power bars loaded with caffeine and
    Guarana and lots of funny chemicals supplemented with Orange Juice and
    all the sugar my doctor keeps warning me NOT to drink.
    A carrot will only get me across the street.
    Bill (better living through chemistry) Baka
    I think that was DuPont's slogan some years back, about 30 years back.

  4. sugar! odd bit on sugar. the cashiers ask: "doesn't the candy bar slow
    you down"? well, no I eat 1/2 candy bar (300 carbos?) with yogurt
    (avoiding kidney and liver stress) and my muscles don't slack off.
    the question is usually asked by pliable young women experienced at
    playing party tricks.
    maybe something to do with increasing the lactic acid cycles ability
    to keep up with the excercise
    at that level of endurance sugar is metabolized and muscle fibers
    don't slack off? that's what happened here if not the reason for it
    happening.
    the rotini raspberry is a winner! leap tall buildings!

  5. Quoted post said:

    sugar! odd bit on sugar. the cashiers ask: "doesn't the candy bar slow
    you down"? well, no I eat 1/2 candy bar (300 carbos?) with yogurt
    (avoiding kidney and liver stress) and my muscles don't slack off.
    the question is usually asked by pliable young women experienced at
    playing party tricks.
    maybe something to do with increasing the lactic acid cycles ability
    to keep up with the excercise
    at that level of endurance sugar is metabolized and muscle fibers
    don't slack off? that's what happened here if not the reason for it
    happening.
    the rotini raspberry is a winner! leap tall buildings!

    For short distances, a beer or a shot of tequila are the best possible
    performance enhancers. They have tons of sugar, and they give you a
    nice high. Especially after you've been riding for a while and you are
    slightly dehydrated. I've done both with great success and enjoyment.

    Andres

  6. a pro! CHO produces energy by destroying the liver.

  7. roll your own?

    http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:gKEAlll13u4J:pweb.jps.net/~prichins/loganbrd.htm+mount+logan+bread&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=3&gl=us

    http://pweb.jps.net/~prichins/sindex.htm

  8. JUNIOR JUNIOR? you little Bxxxxxx...

    hey mom what's up?
    Get off that bike and come in for your shot
    Ah shxx mom do I hafta?
    If you want to ride the TdF you gotta get your shot

    http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0887/is_4_21/ai_85590531?lstpn=search_sampler&lstpc=search&lstpr=external&lstprs=other&lstwid=1&lstwn=search_results&lstwp=body_middle

  9. notice all the LBS people contributing to this post? food to ride food
    to ride nada? [censored]'s in your bush? he's everywhere! he's everywhere!
    taking names at RBR?
    this is [censored]'s moment in time. good work [censored]! have some glucose. and
    watch out for the bush wudja.

  10. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/04/sports/playmagazine/04play-supplement.html?ex=1180411200&en=eb0c5ecb225e8217&ei=5070

    http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/19/health/healthspecial/19drinks.html?ex=1180411200&en=7f39e5cb2af18ba1&ei=5070

    http://www.redorbit.com/news/health/947812/studies_examine_nutrition_links_to_prostate_cancer/index.html?source=r_health

  11. Nasal decongestants! One of those got Hondo banned for MORE than 2
    years. (Perhaps that's why never competetive me is having to sit out
    most of the season with a bum shoulder?)

    Quoted message said:

    sign in here if you ever used performance enhancing substances while
    bicycling.
    all signers will get their pictures in the paper and a cliff bar-
    banana!

  12. Quoted post said:

    sign in here if you ever used performance enhancing substances while
    bicycling.
    all signers will get their pictures in the paper and a cliff bar-
    banana!

    Whopper and then a beer mid ride...

  13. Hyperlink to RBR is like visit to the zoo on a bad zoo day: the zoo
    creatures are no longer doing zoo, they're doing evil dark force!
    Publicizing the TdF!
    Like the performance enhancement riders who won, the TdF also wins.
    The effect is chartable from RBR and RBT post activity before during
    and after Armstrong.
    The dark force unbalanced reality but that's only confusion-good AND
    evil.
    Like lead pipes and CO2
    CONFESS! and you shall be freed.
    !?

  14. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Qui si parla Campagnolo said:
    Quoted post said:

    sign in here if you ever used performance enhancing substances while
    bicycling.
    all signers will get their pictures in the paper and a cliff bar-
    banana!

    Whopper and then a beer mid ride...

    Organized a Polar Bear Cyclocross ride that featured beer in the water
    bottles...

    Really good beer, too: Unibroue's good stuff.

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
    to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

  15. Lidocaine.

    Signed,
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    JT
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