Proposal on doping

Ryan Cousineau said:

I'd like to point out something, though. Given the relative successes of
doping tests and police action at finding dopers, it appears we should
side with the cops.

Of course after the flandis incident alcohol might be banned.

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted post said:

Let's just make "dirty rider" literal. On a positive finding,
the rider's shorts and jersey are marked (with a scarlet
"D" for Dopage, presumably) and he or she must ride the
remainder of the Tour wearing the same, unlaundered,
shorts and jersey. That dis-incentive should clean up the
sport pretty quick.

What happens when someone cheats on the dirty shorts thing? They'd have to ban
Woolite. Perhaps the UCI or promoter could impound the shorts every night (not too
many volunteers for that duty, I imagine).

Quoted message said:

I guess we need a provision for positives in one day races
or the last stage of a stage race, etc. Perhaps it would be
simpler to issue penalties in terms of number of race days
rather than the remainder of the stage race - 10 race days in
dirty shorts for a minor infraction, 30 for an outrageous one
or a second offense. On rest days, the rider will be allowed
to lounge in cafes attempting to pick up podium girls, as
usual, but he must wear plaid pants and an "I'm with Stupid"
T-shirt.

Plaid pants and a striped shirt.

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tanx,
Howard

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Ewoud Dronkert said:

William Asher schreef:

Quoted message said:

Maybe if a rider fails a doping control on a stage, they have to stand
on the podium with really ugly podium chicks. After the presentation,
the ugly podium chicks then would follow the riders who failed the
doping controls around, screaming about how just last night they said
they loved them. If the B sample comes back positive, the rider have
to marry one of them.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2005/jan05/qatar/stage1/cycling-qatartour-50

This will also solve the testosterone issue.