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  1. Quoted message said:

    From the previews I've seen, it seems that they attribute her super


    speed to rapid stride turnover, much like the silliness of the old
    series. The bionic legs still have to attach to flesh and bone at some
    point, and there's going to be a limit to what the human parts can
    take.

    Wouldn't great speed come primarily from the strength to cover great
    distance per stride - I would think with fewer strides over a given
    distance rather than cartoonishly fast strides? That and the ability
    to maintain a stride without fatigue. It seems to me that running at
    speed, she'd more resemble someone taking a rapid succession of long
    jumps than a traditional sprinter.

  2. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    From the previews I've seen, it seems that they attribute her super


    speed to rapid stride turnover, much like the silliness of the old
    series. The bionic legs still have to attach to flesh and bone at some
    point, and there's going to be a limit to what the human parts can
    take.

    Wouldn't great speed come primarily from the strength to cover great
    distance per stride - I would think with fewer strides over a given
    distance rather than cartoonishly fast strides? That and the ability
    to maintain a stride without fatigue. It seems to me that running at
    speed, she'd more resemble someone taking a rapid succession of long
    jumps than a traditional sprinter.

    Yes, which is what the character did in the original book CYBORG, what,
    40 years ago? Of course, TV producers don't READ, so that was the end
    of that. The running was close to being the worst part of the new BW,
    and that's saying some.

  3. Anim8rFSK said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    From the previews I've seen, it seems that they attribute her super


    speed to rapid stride turnover, much like the silliness of the old
    series. The bionic legs still have to attach to flesh and bone at some
    point, and there's going to be a limit to what the human parts can
    take.

    Quoted message said:

    Wouldn't great speed come primarily from the strength to cover great
    distance per stride - I would think with fewer strides over a given
    distance rather than cartoonishly fast strides? That and the ability
    to maintain a stride without fatigue. It seems to me that running at
    speed, she'd more resemble someone taking a rapid succession of long
    jumps than a traditional sprinter.

    Yes, which is what the character did in the original book CYBORG, what,
    40 years ago? Of course, TV producers don't READ, so that was the end
    of that. The running was close to being the worst part of the new BW,
    and that's saying some.

    You must be the two watching that show. I guess ratings don't lie,
    there really were two viewers watching.
    And BTW, get a frikin' life.

  4. Quoted message said:
    Anim8rFSK said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:

    >From the previews I've seen, it seems that they attribute her super
    speed to rapid stride turnover, much like the silliness of the old
    series. The bionic legs still have to attach to flesh and bone at some
    point, and there's going to be a limit to what the human parts can
    take.
    Wouldn't great speed come primarily from the strength to cover great
    distance per stride - I would think with fewer strides over a given
    distance rather than cartoonishly fast strides? That and the ability
    to maintain a stride without fatigue. It seems to me that running at
    speed, she'd more resemble someone taking a rapid succession of long
    jumps than a traditional sprinter.


    Yes, which is what the character did in the original book CYBORG, what,
    40 years ago? Of course, TV producers don't READ, so that was the end
    of that. The running was close to being the worst part of the new BW,
    and that's saying some.

    You must be the two watching that show. I guess ratings don't lie,
    there really were two viewers watching.
    And BTW, get a frikin' life.

    Wow, harsh man. I think the new show plays here tonight and my wife and
    I are planning to watch it. I wasn't a big fan of the first show, but
    my wife is younger and Jamie was her hero. So, of course we're going to
    watch it.

    We may not have the life that you live TBR, but it still seems pretty
    good to us.

    Bob

  5. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Wouldn't great speed come primarily from the strength to cover great
    distance per stride - I would think with fewer strides over a given
    distance rather than cartoonishly fast strides?

    Long strides would end up looking 'cartoonish' as well. After all, how much
    speed enhancement with long strides could you do before you ended up with
    something along the lines of that Incredible Hulk movie?

    Bionic Woman is going to require a total leap into suspended belief. None
    of it will be logical, just like that other TV show, Chuck.

  6. Obveeus said:

    Long strides would end up looking 'cartoonish' as well. After all, how much
    speed enhancement with long strides could you do before you ended up with
    something along the lines of that Incredible Hulk movie?

    Think about it. In running, the winner is the one who covers the most
    ground the fastest. With sprinters besides turnover rate, it's a
    matter of who gets the most bang per stride, I would assume measured
    in inches or fractions of inches per stride among elite athletes. In
    her case it would more feet or yards per stride.

    I'm sure it would look different than typical human running technique,
    but she'd have different equipment than a typical human. Didn't people
    at first laugh at the "flop" technique for high-jumping?

  7. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    : >From the previews I've seen, it seems that they attribute her super
    : speed to rapid stride turnover, much like the silliness of the old
    : series. The bionic legs still have to attach to flesh and bone at some
    : point, and there's going to be a limit to what the human parts can
    : take.
    :
    : Wouldn't great speed come primarily from the strength to cover great
    : distance per stride - I would think with fewer strides over a given
    : distance rather than cartoonishly fast strides? That and the ability
    : to maintain a stride without fatigue. It seems to me that running at
    : speed, she'd more resemble someone taking a rapid succession of long
    : jumps than a traditional sprinter.

    Wait, let me see if I understand. There's a fictional TV show about a woman
    who has computer assisted, superhuman mechanical parts placed into her body,
    allowing her to do the impossible on a regular basis, and you're having
    problems with whether or not her stride rate and length are believable???
    Hmmm...are you also having problems with the fact that Chuck hasn't been
    promoted to assistant manager of the Nerd Herd yet even though he knows all
    the secrets of the NSA and CIA combined?

  8. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:
    Anim8rFSK said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:

    >From the previews I've seen, it seems that they attribute her super
    speed to rapid stride turnover, much like the silliness of the old
    series. The bionic legs still have to attach to flesh and bone at some
    point, and there's going to be a limit to what the human parts can
    take.

    Quoted message said:

    Wouldn't great speed come primarily from the strength to cover great
    distance per stride - I would think with fewer strides over a given
    distance rather than cartoonishly fast strides? That and the ability
    to maintain a stride without fatigue. It seems to me that running at
    speed, she'd more resemble someone taking a rapid succession of long
    jumps than a traditional sprinter.

    Yes, which is what the character did in the original book CYBORG, what,
    40 years ago? Of course, TV producers don't READ, so that was the end
    of that. The running was close to being the worst part of the new BW,
    and that's saying some.

    You must be the two watching that show. I guess ratings don't lie,

    But you do

    Quoted message said:

    there really were two viewers watching.

    It hasn't been on yet, so you're making the ratings up. Or insane. Or
    both.

    Quoted message said:

    And BTW, get a frikin' life.

    Eat [censored] and die.

  9. userfriendly said:

    Hmmm...are you also having problems with the fact that Chuck hasn't been
    promoted to assistant manager of the Nerd Herd yet even though he knows all
    the secrets of the NSA and CIA combined?

    What I find unrealistic is portraying someone who actually has solid
    computer knowledge working at the "Computer Tech" kiosk at one of
    these Megamart places to begin with.

  10. Anim8rFSK said:

    It hasn't been on yet, so you're making the ratings up. Or insane. Or
    both.


    I'm psychic, or was it psycho? Either way, you better watch it...

    Quoted message said:

    Eat [censored] and die

    Been there, done that! They are both highly underrated.

  11. In article <[email hidden]>, HiC

    Quoted message said:
    userfriendly said:

    Hmmm...are you also having problems with the fact that Chuck hasn't been
    promoted to assistant manager of the Nerd Herd yet even though he knows all
    the secrets of the NSA and CIA combined?

    What I find unrealistic is portraying someone who actually has solid
    computer knowledge working at the "Computer Tech" kiosk at one of
    these Megamart places to begin with.


    Every once in a while, such places slip up and hire such a person.
    Typically, such a person is chronically underappreciated by
    management, and after a few months, or weeks, leaves to sell burgers at
    McDonalds, and sees THAT as a job advancement.

    --
    In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like
    these.
    -- Paul Harvey

  12. Quoted message said:

    From the previews I've seen, it seems that they attribute her super
    speed to rapid stride turnover, much like the silliness of the old
    series. The bionic legs still have to attach to flesh and bone at some
    point, and there's going to be a limit to what the human parts can
    take.

    You have to remember, the whole bionic concept is really silly to
    begin with. You really couldn't lift anything heavy with your bionic
    arms, they're still attached to a normal spinal column which couldn't
    support the weight. Running at 60mph wouldn't be possible, but this
    is TV and whoever said TV was realistic?

  13. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    From the previews I've seen, it seems that they attribute her super


    speed to rapid stride turnover, much like the silliness of the old
    series. The bionic legs still have to attach to flesh and bone at some
    point, and there's going to be a limit to what the human parts can
    take.

    Wouldn't great speed come primarily from the strength to cover great
    distance per stride - I would think with fewer strides over a given
    distance rather than cartoonishly fast strides? That and the ability
    to maintain a stride without fatigue. It seems to me that running at
    speed, she'd more resemble someone taking a rapid succession of long
    jumps than a traditional sprinter.

    You're overlooking the obvious, her anthrocytes are repairing the flesh at
    and near the seams.

    -- Ken from Chicago

  14. "HiC" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    : On Sep 26, 11:43 am, "userfriendly" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    :
    : > Hmmm...are you also having problems with the fact that Chuck hasn't been
    : > promoted to assistant manager of the Nerd Herd yet even though he knows
    all
    : > the secrets of the NSA and CIA combined?
    :
    :
    : What I find unrealistic is portraying someone who actually has solid
    : computer knowledge working at the "Computer Tech" kiosk at one of
    : these Megamart places to begin with.

    Yep- point well-made!

  15. In article <[email hidden]>,

    HiC said:

    What I find unrealistic is portraying someone who actually has solid
    computer knowledge working at the "Computer Tech" kiosk at one of
    these Megamart places to begin with.

    That's a thought. . .

    --
    Mary, biblioholic

    bib-li-o-hol-ism : the habitual longing to purchase, read, store,
    admire, and consume books in excess.

    http://www.chibardun.net/~erilarlo

  16. erilar said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    HiC said:

    What I find unrealistic is portraying someone who actually has solid
    computer knowledge working at the "Computer Tech" kiosk at one of
    these Megamart places to begin with.

    That's a thought. . .

    --
    Mary, biblioholic

    bib-li-o-hol-ism : the habitual longing to purchase, read, store,
    admire, and consume books in excess.

    http://www.chibardun.net/~erilarlo

  17. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    From the previews I've seen, it seems that they attribute her super

    speed to rapid stride turnover, much like the silliness of the old
    series. The bionic legs still have to attach to flesh and bone at some
    point, and there's going to be a limit to what the human parts can
    take.

    Wouldn't great speed come primarily from the strength to cover great
    distance per stride - I would think with fewer strides over a given
    distance rather than cartoonishly fast strides?

    Like watching the old Benny Hill show when they sped up things.
    Except Benny Hill wasn't a BORE!

  18. Anim8rFSK said:

    Everyone prepare to plonk.

    Plonk this you stupid [censored].

  19. RichA said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    From the previews I've seen, it seems that they attribute her super

    speed to rapid stride turnover, much like the silliness of the old
    series. The bionic legs still have to attach to flesh and bone at some
    point, and there's going to be a limit to what the human parts can
    take.

    Wouldn't great speed come primarily from the strength to cover great
    distance per stride - I would think with fewer strides over a given
    distance rather than cartoonishly fast strides?

    Like watching the old Benny Hill show when they sped up things.
    Except Benny Hill wasn't a BORE!

    Who'd be stupid enough to watch that [censored] in the first place?

  20. trotsky said:


    Who'd be stupid enough to watch that [censored] in the first place?

    Who'd be stupid enough to watch TV at all?

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