Power Bar - carb select

Candy bars are how you got fat in the first place.

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Most people are dumb as bricks; some people are dumber than that. -- MFW

"Slider" <none> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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I Googled for this info, but strangely enough, there isn't much in the way
of comments pertaining to the good, the bad, the ugly with the (relatively)
new Power Bar - Carb Select line of, um, chocolate bars (?)

Is the general consensus that these are just as crappy as Advantage Bars?
(They sure taste good, so probably so.)

Comments please.

Serving Size 1 bar (70g)
Calories 260
Calories from Fat 60
Total Fat 7g
Saturated Fat 3.5g
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 5mg
Sodium 190g
Total Carbohydrate 30g
Fiber 1g
Sugars 1g
Sugar Alcohols 27g
Protein 22g

Power Bar PLUS CARB SELECT Ingredients: Protein blend (whey protein
isolate, calcium caseinate, soy protein isolate), maltitol syrup,
chocolate coating (maltitol, fractionated palm kernal oil, alkalized
cocoa, soy lecithin, vanilla extract), glycerine, alkalized cocoa,
almond butter, natural flavors, soy lecithin, salt, peanut flour,
sucralose, calcium phosphate, magnesium oxide, zinc gluconate, ferrous
fumarate, copper gluconate, Vitamin C, Vitamin E, Pantothenic acid,
vitamin B3, Vitamin B6, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B1, folic acid, biotin,
vitamin B12.

Could be worse, I suppose. I don't eat any of these fake foods any
more, especially those with maltitol, as it explodes in my GI tract.

"Slider" <none> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

I Googled for this info, but strangely enough, there isn't much in the way
of comments pertaining to the good, the bad, the ugly with the (relatively)
new Power Bar - Carb Select line of, um, chocolate bars (?)

Is the general consensus that these are just as crappy as Advantage Bars?
(They sure taste good, so probably so.)

Comments please.

On the assumption that you are a guy I have this suggestion: When you feel
a desire to eat one of these bars, instead go to a quiet place and
masturbate. This will have the following advantages:

1. Properly done, it will give more pleasure

2. It will tend to slim instead of fatten

3. It will be good for your prostate

4. It's free

"Anthony" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

On the assumption that you are a guy I have this suggestion: When you

feel

Quoted message said:

a desire to eat one of these bars, instead go to a quiet place and
masturbate. This will have the following advantages:

1. Properly done, it will give more pleasure

2. It will tend to slim instead of fatten

3. It will be good for your prostate

4. It's free

It probably won't give you the [censored], either.

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No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes

Slider said:

I Googled for this info, but strangely enough, there isn't much in the way
of comments pertaining to the good, the bad, the ugly with the (relatively)
new Power Bar - Carb Select line of, um, chocolate bars (?)

Is the general consensus that these are just as crappy as Advantage Bars?
(They sure taste good, so probably so.)

Comments please.

can't help on the power bar but ask if you have tried the Quaker Oats
Q-Smart bars? They are good tasting, have some alcohol and
aspartame...and offer 3 net carbs. I treat myself once in a while. They
are also generally available.

Joe