Poverty, death, and hunger

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sarahnelson@ho?mail.com said:

I have been having a terrible life this year. In January I
was hospitalized, and the bills wiped out my entire
savings. In February I lost my job. I got unemployment
compensation for awhile, but that ran out a few weeks ago.
Last Sunday my husband died, and I do not have any money
to bury him. I also do not have any money for food. To
solve my problems, I have decided that I have to cook and
eat my husband. I put his body in the freezer to keep him
preserved. Can anyone tell me how to butcher him, and
provide recipes to cook his meat.

Thank You

Sarah Nelson

Any recipe's for pork are considered appropriate...

Good luck! ;-)

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You have no money to eat but you have a large enough freezer
to pop the dearly departed in and you have enough ready cash
to pay your ISP so go trolling elsewhere.

You can always move under a bridge, seems to me that's where
you can have companionship and maybe find another mate,
after all that's where trolls hang out.

-Ginny

Gives the expression "eating his [censored]" an entirely new
meaning...

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sarahnelson@ho†mail.com <sarahnelson@ho†mail.com> wrote:
* I have been having a terrible life this year. In
January I was
* hospitalized, and the bills wiped out my entire savings.
In February
* I lost my job. I got unemployment compensation for
awhile, but that
* ran out a few weeks ago. Last Sunday my husband died,
and I do not
* have any money to bury him. I also do not have any money
for food. To
* solve my problems, I have decided that I have to cook
and eat my
* husband. I put his body in the freezer to keep him
preserved. Can
* anyone tell me how to butcher him, and provide recipes
to cook his
* meat.
*
* Thank You
*
* Sarah Nelson *

Quoted message said:

I have been having a terrible life this year. In January I
was hospitalized, and the bills wiped out my entire
savings. In February I lost my job. I got unemployment
compensation for awhile, but that ran out a few weeks ago.
Last Sunday my husband died, and I do not have any money to
bury him. I also do not have any money for food. To solve
my problems, I have decided that I have to cook and eat my
husband. I put his body in the freezer to keep him
preserved. Can anyone tell me how to butcher him, and
provide recipes to cook his meat.

Thank You

Sarah Nelson

Maybe you should watch "Fried Green Tomatoes"

~Kat

"The early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets
the cheese."

sarahnelson@ho†mail.com said:

I have decided that I have to cook and eat my husband. I
put his body in the freezer to keep him preserved. Can
anyone tell me how to butcher him, and provide recipes to
cook his meat.

Unless he's been fed only grass and grains for the last
decade of his life, he ain't gonna taste very good.

It amazing the flavor variations in human meat depending on
their diet, health, and age. Alcoholics, for example, are
completely inedible, as are those taking a lot of
medications (and vitamins, even). Those that die of old age
are only suitable for pet food, and those that do make it to
slaughter, must be fed a *very* high fiber diet and plenty
of water and diuretics the last few weeks.

Unlike cattle, humans are graded by the condition of the
liver, and are best slaughtered at 20 years of age, 30
tops. Anything older than this is destined to be only
suitable as pet food.

I'd sell your husband to Purina in exchange for a few cases
of already processed pet food.

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In article <[email hidden]>,

sarahnelson@ho?mail.com said:

I have been having a terrible life this year. In January
I was hospitalized, and the bills wiped out my entire
savings. In February I lost my job. I got unemployment
compensation for awhile, but that ran out a few weeks
ago. Last Sunday my husband died, and I do not have any
money to bury him. I also do not have any money for
food. To solve my problems, I have decided that I have
to cook and eat my husband. I put his body in the
freezer to keep him preserved. Can anyone tell me how to
butcher him, and provide recipes to cook his meat.

Thank You

Sarah Nelson

Any recipe's for pork are considered appropriate...

Hence why we call it "The Other White Meat".

I know we really shouldn't feed the trolls but this one was
exceptional.

Crooks Bolson said:

I'd sell your husband to Purina in exchange for a few
cases of already processed pet food.

That was awesome. Normally I say do not feed the trolls but
your post was worth it.

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