Pollute to Work Week!!

"Cycle America" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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This arrived in my mail box on Monday:

Well we finally got that Bike Week nonsense out of the
way, now we can get back to the business of destroying
the environment. So until Bike Week comes around again
in the Fall, every week is Pollute to Work Week!
That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw
out the fast

Cute.

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I still can't understand people buying $30,000 trucks to haul their $15,000
boats, using $100 of gas, to catch $5 worth of fish.

Duke

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That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw
out the fast

I dont smoke, usually, but when I am enjoying a cocktail
I have an occasional cigarette. I just ash out the
window, no ash try in the mini-van.

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'em from now on it's just you and your Edsel. Go buy some
gas, grab an Egg Mc Muffin and run over the neighbor's
Kitty. Maybe even take the

I refuse to go to McDonalds since they abandoned me and my
SuperSize.

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Now I know that despite my prodding to "Drive and Drive
Often" some of you will fail. Some will continue to
ride. Some of you will have been fooled by all that Fun,
Fitness, and Concern for the Environment

Dont blame me...I have been doing my part since I was 14, 2
years before permit age here in NY. Man I miss those big
American V-8's.

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tk said:

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That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw
out the fast

I dont smoke, usually, but when I am enjoying a
cocktail I have an occasional cigarette. I just ash
out the window, no ash try in the mini-van.

So where in the mini-van do you put your cocktail?

Mark

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The vast majority of 'high-end' bikes that I see are on top
of a high-end vehicle. Jus' friggin' sKerry diletantes
sayin' 'I got mine and screw you!' Like two Seratti.

"Dukester" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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| I still can't understand people buying $30,000 trucks to
| haul their
$15,000
| boats, using $100 of gas, to catch $5 worth of fish.
|
| Duke
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That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray,
throw out the fast

I dont smoke, usually, but when I am enjoying a
cocktail I have an occasional cigarette. I just ash
out the window, no ash tray in the mini-van.

So where in the mini-van do you put your cocktail?

The drink holder, under the radio.

Cycle America <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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This arrived in my mail box on Monday:

Well we finally got that Bike Week nonsense out of the
way, now we can get back to the business of destroying
the environment. So until Bike Week comes around again
in the Fall, every week is Pollute to Work Week! .......

I was in a used bike store yesterday and a bike hanging on
the wall had a sticker on the top tube that said "Your
environmental sticker doesn't mean [censored] if its stuck on
your car".

Tom

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Quoted message said:

This arrived in my mail box on Monday:

Well we finally got that Bike Week nonsense out of the
way, now we can get back to the business of destroying
the environment. So until Bike Week comes around again
in the Fall, every week is Pollute to Work Week!
.......

Wondering if Secretaries feel the same about Secretary's
Week? -tom

In rec.bicycles.misc Thomas Reynolds said:

I was in a used bike store yesterday and a bike hanging on
the wall had a sticker on the top tube that said "Your
environmental sticker doesn't mean [censored] if its stuck on
your car".

that's from microcosm publishing.

microcosmpublishing.compg2Open ↗

scroll down a bit.

this, however, won my heart:

--
david reuteler [email hidden]

Ah, they were so close. It should read [censored] IN cars. Yes I
had my first 2 girl experience in the back of the re-
action van.

In article <[email hidden]>,

(Thomas Reynolds) said:

I was in a used bike store yesterday and a bike hanging on
the wall had a sticker on the top tube that said "Your
environmental sticker doesn't mean [censored] if its stuck on
your car".

In Illinois they have these special environment plates for
cars, w/ a cardinal on them. Always makes me laugh/sneer
when i see one on a Navigator etc.

.max

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the part of <[email hidden]> was played by maxwell
monningh 8-p

Doug Huffman said:

The vast majority of 'high-end' bikes that I see are on
top of a high-end vehicle. Jus' friggin' sKerry diletantes
sayin' 'I got mine and screw you!' Like two Seratti.

Look what I got with my tax cut!!

Scott 😉

David wrote

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that's from microcosm publishing.

microcosmpublishing.compg2Open ↗

scroll down a bit.

I like the bike evolution one!

--Karen M. One Less Car

In rec.bicycles.misc Karen M. said:

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microcosmpublishing.compg2Open ↗

I like the bike evolution one!

that one is on my car.
--
david reuteler [email hidden]

Heck with the Edsel, break out the H2, Excursion,
Expedition, Tahoe, F350, Suburban, Cumming's powered Dodge,
the new craze the "Hemi" and whatever else we drive in the
states. I wonder why the US does this? Is it because we are
just the most aggressive country? We need to feel we can
crush anything on the road, sort of like how our government
is runned? What is the deal in the US? Could someone tell me
why we are so obnoxious?

A guy just trying to ride his bicycle, Curt

"Cycle America" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:carfree-
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Quoted message said:

This arrived in my mail box on Monday:

Well we finally got that Bike Week nonsense out of the
way, now we can get back to the business of destroying
the environment. So until Bike Week comes around again
in the Fall, every week is Pollute to Work Week! That's
right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw out the
fast food wrappers, slap some fresh CDs in the changer,
clean the windshield and go spew some hydrocarbons.
We've got a world to ruin and with out your help it just
won't happen. Call everyone in your carpool and tell 'em
from now on it's just you and your Edsel. Go buy some
gas, grab an Egg Mc Muffin and run over the neighbor's
Kitty. Maybe even take the back roads and you could
squash a possum. Somebody's gotta do it and it might as
well be you. I know I can count on you. Don't even try
to imagine what this place would be like if you fail to
drive everywhere. Now I know that despite my prodding to
"Drive and Drive Often" some of you will fail. Some will
continue to ride. Some of you will have been fooled by
all that Fun, Fitness, and Concern for the Environment
propaganda you were subjected to last week. You probably
thought it all made such good sense. You might have even
enjoyed riding you 2 wheeler. Bunch of tree hugging
ninnies! If you are in that group here are some
activities that may appeal to you:

<ScottS Valley/Santa Cruz. CA rides snipped>

See you in the Bike Lane Gary M.

M A R T I N K R I E G : "Awake Again" Author
bikeroute.comAwakeAgainOpen ↗ Bent Since '83, Car
Free Since '89, '79 & '86 TransAms Coma, Paralysis,
Clinical Death Survivor Can You Change it with Love? N
A T I O N A L B I C Y C L E G R E E N W A Y

curt said:

I wonder why the US does this? Is it because we are just
the most aggressive country? We need to feel we can crush
anything on the road, sort of like how our government is
runned? What is the deal in the US? Could someone tell me
why we are so obnoxious?

We like to accelerate hard?
--
Rick Onanian

That's kind of like driving to the gym so you can exercise.
--
Steve Juniper "One of the few good things about modern
times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have
died in vain. You will have entertained us." -- Kurt
Vonnegut --

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Quoted message said:

This arrived in my mail box on Monday:

Well we finally got that Bike Week nonsense out of the
way, now we can get back to the business of destroying
the environment. So until Bike Week comes around again
in the Fall, every week is Pollute to Work Week!
That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw
out the fast

Cute.

--
I still can't understand people buying $30,000 trucks to haul their $15,000
boats, using $100 of gas, to catch $5 worth of fish.

Duke

"Rick Onanian" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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curt said:

I wonder why the US does this? Is it because we are just
the most aggressive country? We need to feel we can crush
anything on the road, sort of like how our government is
runned? What is the deal in the US? Could someone tell me
why we are so obnoxious?

We like to accelerate hard?

To where? Hell?

Curt

I said:

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We like to accelerate hard?

curt said:

To where? Hell?

Does it matter to where? Maybe nowhere. Maybe hell.

I like to accelerate hard and go fast on my bike, too,
regardless of my destination (or lack thereof).
--
Rick Onanian

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In rec.bicycles.misc Karen M.

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microcosmpublishing.compg2Open ↗

I like the bike evolution one!

that one is on my car.

So you admitt it! You got a CAR!!

--
Jørn Dahl-Stamnes