Pollute to Work Week!!

"Cycle America" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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This arrived in my mail box on Monday:

Well we finally got that Bike Week nonsense out of the way, now we can
get back to the business of destroying the environment. So until Bike
Week comes around again in the Fall, every week is Pollute to Work Week!
That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw out the fast

Cute.

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I still can't understand people buying $30,000 trucks to haul their $15,000
boats, using $100 of gas, to catch $5 worth of fish.

Duke

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That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw out the fast

I dont smoke, usually, but when I am enjoying a cocktail I have an
occasional cigarette. I just ash out the window, no ash try in the
mini-van.

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'em from now on it's just you and your Edsel. Go buy some gas, grab an
Egg Mc Muffin and run over the neighbor's Kitty. Maybe even take the

I refuse to go to McDonalds since they abandoned me and my SuperSize.

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Now I know that despite my prodding to "Drive and Drive Often" some
of you will fail. Some will continue to ride. Some of you will have been
fooled by all that Fun, Fitness, and Concern for the Environment

Dont blame me...I have been doing my part since I was 14, 2 years before
permit age here in NY. Man I miss those big American V-8's.

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tk said:

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That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw out the fast

I dont smoke, usually, but when I am enjoying a cocktail I have an
occasional cigarette. I just ash out the window, no ash try in the
mini-van.

So where in the mini-van do you put your cocktail?

Mark

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The vast majority of 'high-end' bikes that I see are on top of a high-end
vehicle. Jus' friggin' sKerry diletantes sayin' 'I got mine and screw
you!' Like two Seratti.

"Dukester" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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| I still can't understand people buying $30,000 trucks to haul their
$15,000
| boats, using $100 of gas, to catch $5 worth of fish.
|
| Duke
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|

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That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw out the fast

I dont smoke, usually, but when I am enjoying a cocktail I have an
occasional cigarette. I just ash out the window, no ash tray in the
mini-van.

So where in the mini-van do you put your cocktail?

The drink holder, under the radio.

Cycle America <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

This arrived in my mail box on Monday:

Well we finally got that Bike Week nonsense out of the way, now we can
get back to the business of destroying the environment. So until Bike
Week comes around again in the Fall, every week is Pollute to Work Week!
.......

I was in a used bike store yesterday and a bike hanging on the wall
had a sticker on the top tube that said "Your environmental sticker
doesn't mean [censored] if its stuck on your car".

Tom

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Cycle America <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

This arrived in my mail box on Monday:

Well we finally got that Bike Week nonsense out of the way, now we can
get back to the business of destroying the environment. So until Bike
Week comes around again in the Fall, every week is Pollute to Work Week!
.......

Wondering if Secretaries feel the same about Secretary's Week?
-tom

In rec.bicycles.misc Thomas Reynolds said:

I was in a used bike store yesterday and a bike hanging on the wall
had a sticker on the top tube that said "Your environmental sticker
doesn't mean [censored] if its stuck on your car".

that's from microcosm publishing.

http://www.microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/stickers/pg2/

scroll down a bit.

this, however, won my heart:

http://www.microcosmpublishing.com/catimages/[censored]-t.gif
--
david reuteler
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http://www.microcosmpublishing.com/catimages/[censored]-t.gif

Ah, they were so close. It should read [censored] IN cars. Yes I had my first 2
girl experience in the back of the re-action van.

In article <[email hidden]>,

(Thomas Reynolds) said:

I was in a used bike store yesterday and a bike hanging on the wall
had a sticker on the top tube that said "Your environmental sticker
doesn't mean [censored] if its stuck on your car".

In Illinois they have these special environment plates for cars, w/ a
cardinal on them. Always makes me laugh/sneer when i see one on a
Navigator etc.

..max

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the part of <[email hidden]>
was played by maxwell monningh 8-p

Doug Huffman said:

The vast majority of 'high-end' bikes that I see are on top of a high-end
vehicle. Jus' friggin' sKerry diletantes sayin' 'I got mine and screw
you!' Like two Seratti.

Look what I got with my tax cut!!

Scott 😉

David wrote

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that's from microcosm publishing.

http://www.microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/stickers/pg2/

scroll down a bit.

I like the bike evolution one!

--Karen M.
One Less Car

In rec.bicycles.misc Karen M. said:

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http://www.microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/stickers/pg2/

I like the bike evolution one!

that one is on my car.
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david reuteler
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Heck with the Edsel, break out the H2, Excursion, Expedition, Tahoe, F350,
Suburban, Cumming's powered Dodge, the new craze the "Hemi" and whatever
else we drive in the states. I wonder why the US does this? Is it because
we are just the most aggressive country? We need to feel we can crush
anything on the road, sort of like how our government is runned? What is
the deal in the US? Could someone tell me why we are so obnoxious?

A guy just trying to ride his bicycle,
Curt

"Cycle America" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

This arrived in my mail box on Monday:

Well we finally got that Bike Week nonsense out of the way, now we can
get back to the business of destroying the environment. So until Bike
Week comes around again in the Fall, every week is Pollute to Work Week!
That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw out the fast
food wrappers, slap some fresh CDs in the changer, clean the windshield
and go spew some hydrocarbons. We've got a world to ruin and with out
your help it just won't happen. Call everyone in your carpool and tell
'em from now on it's just you and your Edsel. Go buy some gas, grab an
Egg Mc Muffin and run over the neighbor's Kitty. Maybe even take the
back roads and you could squash a possum. Somebody's gotta do it and it
might as well be you. I know I can count on you. Don't even try to
imagine what this place would be like if you fail to drive everywhere.
Now I know that despite my prodding to "Drive and Drive Often" some
of you will fail. Some will continue to ride. Some of you will have been
fooled by all that Fun, Fitness, and Concern for the Environment
propaganda you were subjected to last week. You probably thought it all
made such good sense. You might have even enjoyed riding you 2 wheeler.
Bunch of tree hugging ninnies! If you are in that group here are some
activities that may appeal to you:

<ScottS Valley/Santa Cruz. CA rides snipped>

See you in the Bike Lane
Gary M.

M A R T I N K R I E G : "Awake Again" Author
http://www.bikeroute.com/AwakeAgain
Bent Since '83, Car Free Since '89, '79 & '86 TransAms
Coma, Paralysis, Clinical Death Survivor
Can You Change it with Love?
N A T I O N A L B I C Y C L E G R E E N W A Y

curt said:

I wonder why the US does this? Is it because
we are just the most aggressive country? We need to feel we can crush
anything on the road, sort of like how our government is runned? What is
the deal in the US? Could someone tell me why we are so obnoxious?

We like to accelerate hard?
--
Rick Onanian

That's kind of like driving to the gym so you can exercise.
--
Steve Juniper
"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly
on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained
us."
-- Kurt Vonnegut --

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Quoted message said:

This arrived in my mail box on Monday:

Well we finally got that Bike Week nonsense out of the way, now we can
get back to the business of destroying the environment. So until Bike
Week comes around again in the Fall, every week is Pollute to Work Week!
That's right, it's time to empty the ash tray, throw out the fast

Cute.

--
I still can't understand people buying $30,000 trucks to haul their $15,000
boats, using $100 of gas, to catch $5 worth of fish.

Duke

"Rick Onanian" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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curt said:

I wonder why the US does this? Is it because
we are just the most aggressive country? We need to feel we can crush
anything on the road, sort of like how our government is runned? What is
the deal in the US? Could someone tell me why we are so obnoxious?

We like to accelerate hard?

To where? Hell?

Curt

I said:

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We like to accelerate hard?

curt said:

To where? Hell?

Does it matter to where? Maybe nowhere. Maybe hell.

I like to accelerate hard and go fast on my bike, too, regardless of
my destination (or lack thereof).
--
Rick Onanian

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"tk" [email hidden]

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Ah, they were so close. It should read [censored] IN cars. Yes I had my first 2
girl experience in the back of the re-action van.

And then you woke up.

Regards,
Bob Hunt