Plastic Ono Strawberry Smoothie

On Tue 09 May 2006 08:33:13p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Spitzmaus?

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No, I'm not blind, nor am I inherently spacey; this morning, however, I
undertook a simple task before reality, courtesy of caffeine, had set
in. I suppose none of you have ever blooped in the kitchen??!? C'mon,
tell me you haven't! :-P

Years ago when I smoked like a fiend, I reached for a handful of popcorn
while engrossed in a movie on TV and ended up with a mouthful of cigarette
butts. It pays to pay attention. :-)

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As for the double posts, my news server appears to be running amok. I'm
open to suggestions as to how to fix this annoyance.

Don't post?

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And so to dinner . . .

Bon Appetit!

--
Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
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"Spitzmaus" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

No, I'm not blind, nor am I inherently spacey; this morning, however, I
undertook a simple task before reality, courtesy of caffeine, had set in.
I suppose none of you have ever blooped in the kitchen??!? C'mon, tell me
you haven't! :-P

I thought you must *know* I was joking. I have a plastic
story of my own.

nancy

Spitzmaus said:

No, I'm not blind, nor am I inherently spacey; this morning, however, I
undertook a simple task before reality, courtesy of caffeine, had set in.
I suppose none of you have ever blooped in the kitchen??!? C'mon, tell me
you haven't! :-P

The other day I picked up an egg out of the carton, and it just flew out of
my hand like gravity had temporarily been suspended. But then gravity
re-asserted itself and the egg splattered all over the floor.

(The dog leaped on it avidly less than half a second later, so there was
a silver lining for SOMEBODY. And she'll have a glossy coat now.) :-)

Bob

Bob Terwilliger said:

Spitzmaus said:

No, I'm not blind, nor am I inherently spacey; this morning, however, I
undertook a simple task before reality, courtesy of caffeine, had set in.
I suppose none of you have ever blooped in the kitchen??!? C'mon, tell me
you haven't! :-P

The other day I picked up an egg out of the carton, and it just flew out of
my hand like gravity had temporarily been suspended. But then gravity
re-asserted itself and the egg splattered all over the floor.

(The dog leaped on it avidly less than half a second later, so there was
a silver lining for SOMEBODY. And she'll have a glossy coat now.) :-)

Bob

I don't make mistakes in the kitchen. I meant to do that. ;-)

Besides, I have two large dogs that will eat all the incriminating
evidence of a recipe gone bad.

;-)

Rusty

Rusty sez:

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I don't make mistakes in the kitchen. I meant to do that. ;-)

Besides, I have two large dogs that will eat all the incriminating
evidence of a recipe gone bad.

;-)

Rusty

Okay, what was the latest thing you "meant" to do??

Spitz
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Mind the runner beans!

Spitzmaus <[email hidden]> wrote in news:R7-
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Quoted message said:

No, I'm not blind, nor am I inherently spacey; this morning, however, I
undertook a simple task before reality, courtesy of caffeine, had set
in. I suppose none of you have ever blooped in the kitchen??!? C'mon,
tell me you haven't! :-P

As for the double posts, my news server appears to be running amok.

I'm

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open to suggestions as to how to fix this annoyance.

And so to dinner . . .

Spitz

Spitz,

I tried making a batch of basil pesto sause in a blender for a change.
With all the ingredients blending, without turning off the blender, I
took a soft rubber spatula and proceeded to push down the sides of
unblended basil leaves, to feel the blender shred the spatula into the
mix. It shredded about 1/3 of it. I debated picking through it but ended
up trashing it. Dammit!

Andy

In article said:

Spitzmaus <[email hidden]> wrote in news:R7-
[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

No, I'm not blind, nor am I inherently spacey; this morning, however, I
undertook a simple task before reality, courtesy of caffeine, had set
in. I suppose none of you have ever blooped in the kitchen??!? C'mon,
tell me you haven't! :-P

As for the double posts, my news server appears to be running amok.

I'm

Quoted message said:

open to suggestions as to how to fix this annoyance.

And so to dinner . . .

Spitz

Spitz,

I tried making a batch of basil pesto sause in a blender for a change.
With all the ingredients blending, without turning off the blender, I
took a soft rubber spatula and proceeded to push down the sides of
unblended basil leaves, to feel the blender shred the spatula into the
mix. It shredded about 1/3 of it. I debated picking through it but ended
up trashing it. Dammit!

Andy

If you use a wooden spoon instead of rubber and make that mistake and
shut off the blender soon enough, you can usually run it thru a screen
strainer and save it...

But, it's best not to do that at all. <lol>
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Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a [censored]"
-- Jack Nicholson