*How do you people know he's not talking about a colostomy bag? You'd feel pretty foolish then, wouldn't ya? *
Colostomy bag!?!?! Whoa whoa whoa, I don't know where you're from but from where I come from, we speak simple english. Colostomy is like a 9 letter word, almost 10. Please... limit yourself to a max of 8. It makes all of our lives easier.
*His hair gel might not be holding up while riding 😄 *
Use a 1-2-4or5 part mix of Elmers white glue, sugar, and water. Itr should be pretty runny when its all mixed, and lightly applied to all of the hair. It works great for mohawks up to a foot or two.
Yah uno I just heard that in regina some women tied her husband or bf up and cut his [censored] off and flushed it haha then they somehow like, retreaved it and put it back on. And a year before that some girl ripped some guys balls of cuz he went to a party with another girl...
moral of the story?
Theres worse things for your genitalia than unicycling.