Part 1 - Thanks McDonald!

On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:44:41 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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I've discovered McDonald's Roast Chicken Salad - and that is virtually all I
am eating - wonderful balanced meal tasty and low caloric - my goodness me,
I am losing weight and enjoying it!

Thanks McDonald!

I chickened out, but I am keeping abreast of developments and
surviving on a wing and a prayer. I think the whole topic is fowl and
those responsible should know not to crow or [censored] a snook at those
less fortunate. Ruling the roost is not what it's all about and people
shouldn't egg each other on even if they are yolking.

If hennybody wants to disagree then they will have to scratch around
and keep their beaks out until we establish some sort of pecking
order, or they won't have a leg to stand on. We can't pluck ideas out
of thin air and if you don't agree then you can get stuffed.

"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:44:41 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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I've discovered McDonald's Roast Chicken Salad - and that is virtually

all I

Quoted message said:

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am eating - wonderful balanced meal tasty and low caloric - my goodness

me,

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I am losing weight and enjoying it!

Thanks McDonald!

I chickened out, but I am keeping abreast of developments and
surviving on a wing and a prayer. I think the whole topic is fowl and
those responsible should know not to crow or [censored] a snook at those
less fortunate. Ruling the roost is not what it's all about and people
shouldn't egg each other on even if they are yolking.

If hennybody wants to disagree then they will have to scratch around
and keep their beaks out until we establish some sort of pecking
order, or they won't have a leg to stand on. We can't pluck ideas out
of thin air and if you don't agree then you can get stuffed.

Ha ha - you have been doing a lot of squawking Charles - you are counting
your chickens before they hatch again - I think you must realize this is
'chicken before the egg' situation!

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In article <[email hidden]>,

Charles said:

On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:44:41 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I've discovered McDonald's Roast Chicken Salad - and that is virtually all I
am eating - wonderful balanced meal tasty and low caloric - my goodness me,
I am losing weight and enjoying it!

Thanks McDonald!

I chickened out, but I am keeping abreast of developments and
surviving on a wing and a prayer. I think the whole topic is fowl and
those responsible should know not to crow or [censored] a snook at those
less fortunate. Ruling the roost is not what it's all about and people
shouldn't egg each other on even if they are yolking.

If hennybody wants to disagree then they will have to scratch around
and keep their beaks out until we establish some sort of pecking
order, or they won't have a leg to stand on. We can't pluck ideas out
of thin air and if you don't agree then you can get stuffed.

Well done!!! :-) <applause>

Om (who has always appreciated word play...)
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

In article <[email hidden]>,

Charles said:

On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:44:41 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I've discovered McDonald's Roast Chicken Salad - and that is virtually all I
am eating - wonderful balanced meal tasty and low caloric - my goodness me,
I am losing weight and enjoying it!

Thanks McDonald!

I chickened out, but I am keeping abreast of developments and
surviving on a wing and a prayer. I think the whole topic is fowl and
those responsible should know not to crow or [censored] a snook at those
less fortunate. Ruling the roost is not what it's all about and people
shouldn't egg each other on even if they are yolking.

If hennybody wants to disagree then they will have to scratch around
and keep their beaks out until we establish some sort of pecking
order, or they won't have a leg to stand on. We can't pluck ideas out
of thin air and if you don't agree then you can get stuffed.

Well done!!! :-) <applause>

Om (who has always appreciated word play...)
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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In article <[email hidden]>,

Charles said:

On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:44:41 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I've discovered McDonald's Roast Chicken Salad - and that is virtually

all I

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

am eating - wonderful balanced meal tasty and low caloric - my goodness

me,

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I am losing weight and enjoying it!

Thanks McDonald!

I chickened out, but I am keeping abreast of developments and
surviving on a wing and a prayer. I think the whole topic is fowl and
those responsible should know not to crow or [censored] a snook at those
less fortunate. Ruling the roost is not what it's all about and people
shouldn't egg each other on even if they are yolking.

If hennybody wants to disagree then they will have to scratch around
and keep their beaks out until we establish some sort of pecking
order, or they won't have a leg to stand on. We can't pluck ideas out
of thin air and if you don't agree then you can get stuffed.

Well done!!! :-) <applause>

Om (who has always appreciated word play...)

Please Om, don;t encourage him.

On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 12:03:43 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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In article <[email hidden]>,

Charles said:

On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:44:41 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>
wrote:

>I've discovered McDonald's Roast Chicken Salad - and that is virtually

all I

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>am eating - wonderful balanced meal tasty and low caloric - my goodness

me,

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>I am losing weight and enjoying it!
>
>Thanks McDonald!

I chickened out, but I am keeping abreast of developments and
surviving on a wing and a prayer. I think the whole topic is fowl and
those responsible should know not to crow or [censored] a snook at those
less fortunate. Ruling the roost is not what it's all about and people
shouldn't egg each other on even if they are yolking.

If hennybody wants to disagree then they will have to scratch around
and keep their beaks out until we establish some sort of pecking
order, or they won't have a leg to stand on. We can't pluck ideas out
of thin air and if you don't agree then you can get stuffed.

Well done!!! :-) <applause>

Om (who has always appreciated word play...)

Please Om, don;t encourage him.

I'm rather more appreciative of extensive foreplay.

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On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 12:03:43 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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In article <[email hidden]>,
Charles <[email hidden]> wrote:

> On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:44:41 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>
> wrote:
>
> >I've discovered McDonald's Roast Chicken Salad - and that is

virtually

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all I

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> >am eating - wonderful balanced meal tasty and low caloric - my

goodness

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me,

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> >I am losing weight and enjoying it!
> >
> >Thanks McDonald!
>
> I chickened out, but I am keeping abreast of developments and
> surviving on a wing and a prayer. I think the whole topic is fowl and
> those responsible should know not to crow or [censored] a snook at those
> less fortunate. Ruling the roost is not what it's all about and

people

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> shouldn't egg each other on even if they are yolking.
>
> If hennybody wants to disagree then they will have to scratch around
> and keep their beaks out until we establish some sort of pecking
> order, or they won't have a leg to stand on. We can't pluck ideas out
> of thin air and if you don't agree then you can get stuffed.
>

Well done!!! :-) <applause>

Om (who has always appreciated word play...)

Please Om, don;t encourage him.

I'm rather more appreciative of extensive foreplay.

I can understand, but possibly Om is not quite up to that. In this case you
may have to settle for word play.