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  1. Not my bike, one of the shop's.

    A scrote wandered out pushing a £2,000 bike and (unsurprisingly) never
    returned. Busy shop, understaffed[1], a colleague unlocks a bike and
    wheels it off the display to show to a customer. Moves on to another bike
    a few metres away without locking it back up and the scrote strolls into
    action.

    This is bad enough in a normal business, but the chain is owned by about 60
    workers[2] so it's a bit like nicking just over £30 from every single one
    of them. New! Improved! security measures are now in place to stop his
    friends from doing the same, and matches and kindling[3] have been
    distributed to staff.

    The New! Improved! measures are working - two customers on test rides were
    within seconds of being chased down after a couple of colleagues forgot to
    wave them off from the front door.

    [1] recruiting now if you're interested...

    [2] the rest in the business not having worked full time for a year.

    [3] What happened to the bullets? Bike thieves don't get the luxury.

  2. Mark Thompson said:

    Not my bike, one of the shop's.

    Quoted message said:

    A scrote wandered out pushing a £2,000 bike and (unsurprisingly) never
    returned. Busy shop, understaffed, a colleague unlocks a bike and
    wheels it off the display to show to a customer. Moves on to another bike
    a few metres away without locking it back up and the scrote strolls into
    action.

    This sounds like it could be a distraction job.
    The customer may have just been pulling your attention away from his
    accomplice who road off on the bike.

    I suggest getting a set of them rf/rfid[1] detectors by your doors, and
    put a sticker on each bike to set off an alarm.

    [1] like in HMV etc.

    Martin.

  3. On Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:27:57 GMT, Martin Dann <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    A scrote wandered out pushing a £2,000 bike and (unsurprisingly) never
    returned. Busy shop, understaffed, a colleague unlocks a bike and
    wheels it off the display to show to a customer. Moves on to another bike
    a few metres away without locking it back up and the scrote strolls into
    action.

    This sounds like it could be a distraction job.
    The customer may have just been pulling your attention away from his
    accomplice who road off on the bike.

    I suggest getting a set of them rf/rfid[1] detectors by your doors, and
    put a sticker on each bike to set off an alarm.

    I had great fun is Sainsburys last month when the checkout assistant
    failed to deactivate the tabs on my new razor blades.

    The alarm went off and I was instantly surrounded by burly shelf
    stackers and security guards demanding to search my purchases. When I
    refused this indignity, while a little voice at the back piped up,
    "Look, it's Mr Crispin!" there was little they could do.

    Anyway, moving back on topic, I made my get-a-way by calmly unlocking
    my bike and cycling home.

  4. Quoted message said:

    This sounds like it could be a distraction job.
    The customer may have just been pulling your attention away from his
    accomplice who road off on the bike.

    Possibly, although we think it was just opportunism on the part of the
    thieving scum - there're pricier bikes they could have targetted.

    Quoted message said:

    I suggest getting a set of them rf/rfid[1] detectors by your doors, and
    put a sticker on each bike to set off an alarm.

    It's been suggested, but declined for various (prolly poor) reasons by the
    company. The main thing we're now doing is, apart from a higher level of
    awareness, escorting test riders to the door and 'waving' them off. The
    idea being that anyone wheeling something nice and shiny out of the door
    without a member of staff by their side will be checked.

    Roll on RFID tags on everything thobut.

  5. Mark Thompson wrote on 27/04/2007 07:20 +0100:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    This sounds like it could be a distraction job.
    The customer may have just been pulling your attention away from his
    accomplice who road off on the bike.

    Possibly, although we think it was just opportunism on the part of the
    thieving scum - there're pricier bikes they could have targetted.

    Unlikely. Do you think they were just hanging around all day waiting
    for an opportunity or did they manufacture an opportunity?

    --
    Tony

    "The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there
    is no good evidence either way."
    - Bertrand Russell

  6. Quoted message said:

    Unlikely. Do you think they were just hanging around all day waiting
    for an opportunity or did they manufacture an opportunity?

    I'll ask what the other person was like, but as it isn't thought it was a
    distraction job I'm assuming the other person was a perfectly respectable
    chap. It'd be like that Mr. Crispin nicking razor blades and using his
    school children to cover him 😉

  7. Mark Thompson wrote on 27/04/2007 07:47 +0100:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Unlikely. Do you think they were just hanging around all day waiting
    for an opportunity or did they manufacture an opportunity?

    I'll ask what the other person was like, but as it isn't thought it was a
    distraction job I'm assuming the other person was a perfectly respectable
    chap.

    Yes, they're good at it.

    --
    Tony

    "The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there
    is no good evidence either way."
    - Bertrand Russell

  8. Mark Thompson said:

    [1] recruiting now if you're interested...

    Applicants at least 2m tall and 2m wide with martial arts experience
    preferred... ;-/

    Pete.
    --
    Peter Clinch Medical Physics IT Officer
    Tel 44 1382 660111 ext. 33637 Univ. of Dundee, Ninewells Hospital
    Fax 44 1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK
    net [email hidden] http://www.dundee.ac.uk/~pjclinch/

  9. On 27 Apr 2007 06:47:53 GMT, Mark Thompson

    pleasegivegenerously@warmmail*_turn_up_the_heat_to_reply*.com said:
    Quoted message said:

    Unlikely. Do you think they were just hanging around all day waiting
    for an opportunity or did they manufacture an opportunity?

    I'll ask what the other person was like, but as it isn't thought it was a
    distraction job I'm assuming the other person was a perfectly respectable
    chap.

    Did the other person buy anything?

  10. On 26 Apr, 22:55, Mark Thompson

    pleasegivegenerously@warmmail*_turn_up_the_heat_to_reply*.com said:

    Not my bike, one of the shop's.

    Wot no CCTV?

  11. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Unlikely. Do you think they were just hanging around all day
    waiting for an opportunity or did they manufacture an opportunity?

    I'll ask what the other person was like, but as it isn't thought it
    was a distraction job I'm assuming the other person was a perfectly
    respectable chap.

    Did the other person buy anything?

    Dunno. I doubt the theft was any more than opportunism, but the
    possibility is something we're all aware of. We've got ex-Harry Hall staff
    and ex-Evans staff in the shop, so if Manchester shops were being targetted
    in this way I'm sure we'd have been informed. Opportunist thefts of
    unlocked bikes from the shop floor is very relatively common in some shops
    thobut.

  12. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Not my bike, one of the shop's.

    Wot no CCTV?

    Yeppity, but CCTV is well down the list for preventing theft. It's more of
    an evidence gathering tool for after the event, and only deters people
    without a baseball cap or similar. More awareness from the staff and the
    New! Improved! methods we've got will stop any more.

  13. Mark Thompson said:

    [CCTV] only deters people without a baseball cap or similar.

    See? *Another* reason to wear a cycle helmet

    -dan

  14. Peter Clinch wrote on 27/04/2007 08:43 +0100:

    Quoted message said:
    Mark Thompson said:

    [1] recruiting now if you're interested...

    Applicants at least 2m tall and 2m wide with martial arts experience
    preferred... ;-/

    Pete.

    Reminds me of a comment a friend made describing two people he had met.
    "One's six foot ten and the other's the same volume"

    --
    Tony

    "The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there
    is no good evidence either way."
    - Bertrand Russell

  15. In article <[email hidden]>, Mark
    Thompson
    pleasegivegenerously@warmmail*_turn_up_the_heat_to_reply*.com says...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Not my bike, one of the shop's.

    Wot no CCTV?

    Yeppity, but CCTV is well down the list for preventing theft. It's more of
    an evidence gathering tool for after the event, and only deters people
    without a baseball cap or similar.

    Surely all you'd need is a small camera at chest height either side of
    the door?

  16. Quoted message said:

    Did the other person buy anything?

    Asked today, and he bought £2,000 worth of bike. And paid £1,600. Word
    from head office is "bugger, maybe 20% off is a bit too generous".

  17. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Yeppity, but CCTV is well down the list for preventing theft. It's
    more of an evidence gathering tool for after the event, and only
    deters people without a baseball cap or similar.

    Surely all you'd need is a small camera at chest height either side of
    the door?

    But it won't stop people stealing. It's only useful for recording evidence
    of the theft, unless you've got someone watching it. Even then they'd be
    more cameras than people (and plenty of blindspots). On-the-ball and well
    trained+motivated staff is what you need.

  18. Tony Raven said:

    Mark Thompson wrote on 27/04/2007 07:47 +0100:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Unlikely. Do you think they were just hanging around all day waiting
    for an opportunity or did they manufacture an opportunity?

    I'll ask what the other person was like, but as it isn't thought it was a
    distraction job I'm assuming the other person was a perfectly respectable
    chap.

    Yes, they're good at it.

    Yeah, you have to admit spending £1,600 just to avoid any hint of
    suspicion is really *class* ;-)

  19. Mark Thompson wrote on 27/04/2007 11:41:
    We've got ex-Harry Hall staff

    Quoted message said:

    and ex-Evans staff in the shop, so if Manchester shops were being targetted
    in this way I'm sure we'd have been informed. Opportunist thefts of
    unlocked bikes from the shop floor is very relatively common in some shops
    thobut.

    An aside...

    Did you say you worked at the Manchester Edinburgh bicycle co-op? I had
    an invite through the door today inviting me to your opening next
    week... are you open yet, or not?!

    Peter

    --
    http://www.scandrett.net/lx/
    http://www.scandrett.net/bike/

  20. Quoted message said:

    Did you say you worked at the Manchester Edinburgh bicycle co-op? I
    had an invite through the door today inviting me to your opening next
    week... are you open yet, or not?!

    Yep, opened a while ago, although we opened secretly. There was the Secret
    Opening on a Wednesday a month or so ago, the Unofficial Publicised Opening
    the next day, then there's the Official Opening next week. The idea being
    that as almost all the staff are pretty much learning on the job it was
    best to open slowly, if you see what I mean.

    Mailshots were sent out to people, with those living closest to the store
    being told first. There is 20% off everything until the end of May, but
    the vouchers are 'running out' (which is another way of saying Head Office
    have realised that 20% is a little too generous). I'll keep a stash for
    those customers willing to give backhanders.

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