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  1. I am so annoyed about the burn on my leg that I forgto the
    two amusing things that happened today.

    First, a car came alongside (not too close) and a young lady
    (one of four in the car) wound down the window and shouted
    "excuse me!" - I was expecting a "didn't you know there's a
    psychlepath" comment, so was rather thrown when she said
    "Did you buy that?", meaning the bike. So I told her I did
    and she pronounced it "really cool". And off they drove.
    When I passed them in traffic later the driver shouted "I
    want one! I want one!" - so much for the Dark Side not being
    a hit with the ladieees :-)

    Later I saw a girl (prolly about 8 or 9) riding along the
    pavement to brownies, mum walking along behind. The girl was
    wearing a plastic hat in comedy style: right on the back of
    her head and clearly back to front! I felt compelled to stop
    and tell her how to wear it properly (making sure mum was
    listening). Mum and Brown Owl also expressed great
    admiration for the bike. I think they were jealous of the
    mobile deck-chair aspects on such a lovely sunny evening.

    Guy
    --
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  2. Just zis Guy said:

    I am so annoyed about the burn on my leg that I forgto the
    two amusing things that happened today.

    First, a car came alongside (not too close) and a young
    lady (one of four in the car) wound down the window and
    shouted "excuse me!" - I was expecting a "didn't you know
    there's a psychlepath" comment, so was rather thrown when
    she said "Did you buy that?", meaning the bike. So I told
    her I did and she pronounced it "really cool". And off
    they drove. When I passed them in traffic later the driver
    shouted "I want one! I want one!"

    You see, all these opportunities for adultery without having
    to buy the Astra or sleeveless cardigan and you don't even
    respond when its offered

    Tony ;-)

  3. Just zis Guy said:

    I am so annoyed about the burn on my leg that I forgto the
    two amusing things that happened today.

    First, a car came alongside (not too close) and a young
    lady (one of four in the car) wound down the window and
    shouted "excuse me!" - I was expecting a "didn't you know
    there's a psychlepath" comment, so was rather thrown when
    she said "Did you buy that?", meaning the bike. So I told
    her I did and she pronounced it "really cool". And off
    they drove. When I passed them in traffic later the driver
    shouted "I want one! I want one!" - so much for the Dark
    Side not being a hit with the ladieees :-)

    Heehee... I was tying up the Dawes outside Tesco Dereham the
    other day, dressed in the customary Buff and Oakleys - the
    Buff just in "loose" mode. A five year old went past, Mum in
    tow, and announced

    "Look Mummy, there's a Pirate..."

    Well... I've been called worse 😉

    --
    Chris

  4. Succorso said:

    Heehee... I was tying up the Dawes outside Tesco Dereham
    the other day, dressed in the customary Buff and Oakleys -
    the Buff just in "loose" mode. A five year old went past,
    Mum in tow, and announced

    "Look Mummy, there's a Pirate..."

    That's a great age for good comments. The best comment I've
    ever had while unicycling was when a child of similar age
    looked at me in amazement and said: "He's magic."

    --
    Danny Colyer (the UK company has been laughed out of my
    reply address)
    <URL:http://www.speedy5.freeserve.co.uk/danny/> "He who
    dares not offend cannot be honest." - Thomas Paine

  5. Just zis Guy said:

    I am so annoyed about the burn on my leg that I forgto the
    two amusing things that happened today.

    First, a car came alongside (not too close) and a young
    lady (one of four in the car) wound down the window and
    shouted "excuse me!" - I was expecting a "didn't you know
    there's a psychlepath" comment, so was rather thrown when
    she said "Did you buy that?", meaning the bike. So I told
    her I did and she pronounced it "really cool". And off
    they drove. When I passed them in traffic later the driver
    shouted "I want one! I want one!" - so much for the Dark
    Side not being a hit with the ladieees :-)

    Later I saw a girl (prolly about 8 or 9) riding along the
    pavement to brownies, mum walking along behind. The girl
    was wearing a plastic hat in comedy style: right on the
    back of her head and clearly back to front! I felt
    compelled to stop and tell her how to wear it properly
    (making sure mum was listening). Mum and Brown Owl also
    expressed great admiration for the bike. I think they were
    jealous of the mobile deck-chair aspects on such a lovely
    sunny evening.

    Guy

    Mobile deck-chair eh? What a great way to describe it! Thing
    is though, were you wearing that classic bit of safety
    equipment, famed for protecting your head from harm? It's
    amazing what a small square of cotton, knotted at the
    corners, can do for your safety...

    --

    Velvet

  6. Velvet said:

    were you wearing that classic bit of safety equipment,
    famed for protecting your head from harm? It's amazing
    what a small square of cotton, knotted at the corners, can
    do for your safety...

    Pish and tush. I was wearing, as is my wont in the season of
    Warmrain, my somewhat outdated MacOS beanie :-)

    --
    Guy
    ===
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