~ have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
~ check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
~ didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via
a Web page.
~ e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's
for dinner?"
~ haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
~ chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next
door neighbor yet this year.
~ now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."
~ try to enter your password on the microwave.