[OT] *The* Morning Wood ?

"steve common" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Dawn is finally breaking au Bois du Matin. Does this explain some of the
steamier verses being posted lately? WARNING! Some naughtiness inside.
http://www.morningwoodlabs.com/

Brings new meaning to the phrase, "Go [censored] yourself!"

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WARNING! Some naughtiness inside.
http://www.morningwoodlabs.com/

It gave me "after supper wood".

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"[censored] of the Month Award"

I WON??? I'm flattered! I never won anything before.

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I WON??? I'm flattered! I never won anything before.

First I want to thank all the lil [censored] who made this possible. Doug Freese for
his generous offer of every kind of penis enlarger known to man (keep trying
them Doug, you'll find one that works SOMEDAY). And then there's Virginia whose
prose drove me insane enough to enter. Then last, and defeniately least, Roger,
who didn't do a f***ing thing.

I saw one of them inert going to store to cash 10 C cans and Library a
couple weeks ago......
told Library people.. lol
next time there was gone.........on street.
Then saw a new passage downright country road and a 18.99 u.sa. prise on
it....it got to be the brick,cement man.......
i heard he like black a couple years back....
The mourning word are not this way. just only now and then. well a few a
year here... lots of different color rubbers...
yesterday a dvd still brand new....I thought the hunter tent remove guys
did it with a few beer cans, the brick guys got full garbage bags full
of 10 cent cans by his trucks.....he n must pick them up at all his jobs
here..because they censored..with the 3 inch snow today and the fire
department collecting 10 cent cans, for state land.....and now the brick
guys. us homeless are sure glad it is thanks given..the cop said today
homeless got a place and web.just no jobs or money so they live off of
the street or ny other way to eat.te best are the one's not in
jail...me......trust me these bosses and workers got azillion ways and
reasons when they well not pay me for any thing I did then or well do
now.this is why I won't work. flat out.they well find a zillion and one
reaon again why I won't ever be paid again...so what I am No In
Jail.....(yet,lol) they don't pay.the end by by...........
The woods are a good place.not sex toys.... well for the most part.....
seems my 3 last jobs and near 350 employers last 2 years research m
from 2 of 3 x bosses. the cops cyber unit now knows these 2 have been
cutting deals for my 30 years of being a painter.ad they been doing some
of the work. from the cyber cops squads....so my tax can be a zero..now
because there our now under the scope. as they had me on with this.I
never can get a job.
so no work, so no uni employment. and all I did to hunt down work..
they cut a deal...and the cops now know it......only in the
u.s.a.......... oh yes they sued my S.S. and i.r.s. to claim I was to
pay there income too......as the cops said.what well they think of
next.I said they well think of some thing else.......I am clear.....and
so is the man who keeps thousands working world wide......happy thanks
given all....
watch your so called friends as they stick the knife farther in your
back......... it is so them.........

Scales: Big and Small
These measurments relate to sizes of objects, durations, energy of
observed processes, and temperature - conveys is actually having a
"feeling" for how "big" or how "small" a number is in relation to other
numbers. as varied activities as running.
We talk and relate information to others. Sizes of objects and
duration of events make sense .Well, from your daily experiences this
number should sound "very large". - we don't travel that large of a
distance in a day or two. We go 10 or 20 or 30 or ... few hunderd
kilometers.
in my case......2500 miles not SI but standard miles scales...... or
near 7 miles a day.......×364 days a year. (364×7= 2848 miles. not
SI.....52 weeks ×7 days=364.....
So, 78 million kilometers . On the other hand, if someone tell
you that the size of an atom is about 0.000000000001 kilometers, And
yes compared to our expereinces it is small.
Notice that "large" and "small" only make sense in relation - or by
reference - to other things that we do have a sense of.

If you were told that the size of our Galaxy is
about:1,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilometer
and compare to 78 million kilometer distance from Earth to Mars .

So, the basic point of all this is that in order for you to
interpret numbers order to understand what someone means when they give
you a distance or a time or an energy that seems "incomprehensible", you
should have a feeling of scales of distance and time.
For instance, How much energy

You might have already noticed that the numbers involved in astronomy
range over a very large scale of sizes. The smallest sized objects
you'll hear about the atom much smaller than the Universe.

Perhaps it is best to illustrate this with an example. Consider the size
of our Galaxy again ...:
Example: We said that the size of our Galaxy is
1,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilometers.
We notice that 10 has one zero and 100 has two zeros and so on
... thus, each zero reprsents one power of 10, or one order of
magnitude. So, instead of writing 18 zeros in front of 1, Thus we write:
1018. We say that out galaxy is "10 to the power of 18" kilometers long!

The size of an atom is: 10-12 kilometers
Powers of 10 minus-12 zeros.
We can say that the size of our galaxy is "11 orders of magnitude
larger than the distance from here to mars and it is 17 orders of
magnitude larger than the distance from school to my house". Basically,
powers of 10 allow us to talk about degrees of "largness" and
"smallness".
Some Examples of Scales and Orders of Magnitude
- just the orders of magnitude.
Distance and Size Scales
Object or Distance   of Example:
Size
( km )
Milky Way Galaxy  
1018
"11 compared to distance to mars
or 107. (KM) or 10 (7+11)=1018
and 18 distance from school yard to house.18 (10KM) compare of large
to small........
Galaxy =10.and 18 zeros or 1000000000000000000 (KM) kllometers from
school yard to house. is 10 (KM)
and 18
other examples:
Nearest Star  
1013
other post on rr is 60645844
is 107
Size of Solar System  
109
The Sun  
106

An Atom  
10-12 kilometers

Time Scales

Duration/Age  
Time
(s)
Age of The Solar System  
1017

A Moment/A Second  
10.° (×100) (60)=10 or power of 10.

Typical Energy Scales
Energy Source  
Energy (joules)
Big Bang  
10.68 10^68 or laps of events say 10^34 ^=100 of power of 10.

Thunderstorm  
10.15
Lightening flash  
10.10
Hop of a flea  
10.7

[OT] *The* Morning Wood ?

Group: rec.running Date: Wed, Nov 24, 2004, 10:47pm (EST+6) From:
[email hidden] (steve common)
Dawn is finally breaking au Bois du Matin. Does this explain some of the
steamier verses being posted lately?

"FabulustRunner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I WON??? I'm flattered! I never won anything before.

You little sh1t! I've been after that award for months and you scoop it
again. How come? I'm *at least* as much of a [censored] as you are, yet I
never get to caress the trophy? S'not fair.

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You little sh1t! I've been after that award for months and you scoop it
again. How come? I'm *at least* as much of a [censored] as you are, yet I
never get to caress the trophy? S'not fair.

Oh please! You aren't NEARLY as big a [censored] as me, not even in the same
ballpark, nevermind league. Besides, I'm not sure what the requirements were to
be considered. It apparently wasn't for BEING a [censored], as much as it was for
HAVING a [censored]. Only the judge Virginia knows the answer to that, and she's far
too insane to bother asking. Was it width? Girth? both added together? I'm not
sure.

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You little sh1t!

Besides, you beat me out for "Troll of the year", "[censored] of the year", "The
Annual Wart on the ass of humanity Award", AND if that weren't enough, you made
the Guiness book of records for the most frequency of masturbation in a 12 hour
period, all heavily sought after pursuits of mine. So all things considered,
can't you let me have this one?

only if you read:
Dragon tears
and tell me if the sandman is of the
LSD acid trip of the 60yes. or the Long Slow Distance of the middle to
long distance rec runners.
Then and only then can you Be King stud of the rec running group, of
coarse your not a real man until you get one of the girls here to say
she loves you.......
Oh it is as good as a trio run........sex.... don't want to kiss and
tell......
but some us are real big here in the circle of life.:>😉 size means
allot...............
kiss=Keep It Simple Stupid...........
Hay ߃¹¹ you still here the little ells from the Hz world of
lets get my muscles to grow world......sorry about the burn 60 hz
thing....lol. Who would of guest The Outsiders........ was the gean
dog......

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Who would of guest The Outsiders........ was the gean
dog......

I knew right away. You see he lifted his LEFT leg to pee, only genetically
engineered dogs pee with their left leg raised, all normal dogs pee with the
right leg.

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Even if they are ambidexterous?

First, it should be "ambilegous", and if they pee with both legs raised, it'd
defy gravity.