OT:: more funny signs

Bumper sticker yesterday:
"Keep Honking. I'm Reloading"

:-)

"Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.

MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
SO I DID

This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.

DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE

Too funny. nancy

"Doug Kanter" <[email hidden]>, if that's their real name,

Quoted message said:

Bumper sticker yesterday:
"Keep Honking. I'm Reloading"

Gotta get one of those. LOL!

Carol
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"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_

"Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.

MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
SO I DID

This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.

DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE

Too funny. nancy

LOL

Form the wine country in Central California:

Friend don't let friends Drink
White Zinfandel

Dimitri

Bumper stickers:

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed
For 70mph.

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.

I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like
Jabba The Hut?

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.

Lottery: A tax on people who don't understand statistics.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

Jesus, protect me from your followers.

Don't hit me, my lawer is in jail.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Rusty

Nancy Young said:

From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.

MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
SO I DID

This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.

DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE

how about....

Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive!

"Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.

MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
SO I DID

This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.

DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE

Too funny. nancy

My uncle recently sent some to my Mom from a trip he and my aunt were
on....my favorites:
"LEFT TURN ONLY" with an arrow pointing right
and
"ENTRANCE ONLY.....(below that) DO NOT ENTER"

kimberly

My favourite sign is in a street inna Melbourne suburb named Through Rd.
Under the street sign is another advising that it's "No Through Rd".

My favourite bumper sticker says, "Yes, but not with you."

K
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nil illegitimi carborundum

On Mon 07 Mar 2005 01:18:42p, Nancy Young wrote in rec.food.cooking:

Quoted message said:

From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.

MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
SO I DID

This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.

DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE

Too funny. nancy

A bumper sticker I saw years ago read...

Read the Bible, it'll scare the hell out of you!

--
Wayne Boatwright
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

There was a sign years ago on a semi-major road that said "Stop A Head." I
always wondered if they had gotten a discount on that sign.

I saw a billboard in Indiana years ago advertising two businesses at
the same address, one ad on the left and one on the right. The left
side was for dog training, and the right side was for taxidermy! Talk
about motivation . . .

Mary said:

I saw a billboard in Indiana years ago advertising two businesses at
the same address, one ad on the left and one on the right. The left
side was for dog training, and the right side was for taxidermy!
Talk about motivation . . .

In the Hunter Valley north of Sydney, possibly in the town of Maitland
but my memory is shaky, there is a large sign advertising a law firm:
Vile and Vile, attorneys at law.

-aem

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Mary said:

I saw a billboard in Indiana years ago advertising two businesses at
the same address, one ad on the left and one on the right. The left
side was for dog training, and the right side was for taxidermy!
Talk about motivation . . .

In the Hunter Valley north of Sydney, possibly in the town of Maitland
but my memory is shaky, there is a large sign advertising a law firm:
Vile and Vile, attorneys at law.

-aem

apparently a branch of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.

On Mon, 07 Mar 2005 21:25:25 GMT, "Dimitri" <[email hidden]>
connected the dots and wrote:

~
~"Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
~news:[email hidden]...
~> From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
~> and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.
~>
~> MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
~> SO I DID
~>
~> This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
~> an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.
~>
~> DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE
~>
~> Too funny. nancy
~
~
~LOL
~
~Form the wine country in Central California:
~
~Friend don't let friends Drink
~White Zinfandel
~
~Dimitri
~

I used to live around the corner from No Fair street. Across the
road, heading towards the bay, was So Fair street. No punctuation.

maxine in ri

On Tue, 8 Mar 2005 12:12:51 -0600, "--" <[email hidden]>
connected the dots and wrote:

~
~"aem" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
~news:[email hidden]...
~> Mary wrote:
~> > I saw a billboard in Indiana years ago advertising two businesses
at
~> > the same address, one ad on the left and one on the right. The
left
~> > side was for dog training, and the right side was for taxidermy!
~> > Talk about motivation . . .
~>
~> In the Hunter Valley north of Sydney, possibly in the town of
Maitland
~> but my memory is shaky, there is a large sign advertising a law
firm:
~> Vile and Vile, attorneys at law.
~>
~> -aem
~>
~
~apparently a branch of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
~

I've always been tempted to make up black letter "I"s on orange
backgrounds, and place them over the "U" in the Construction Zone
signs. "Constriction Zone" is so much more descriptive!

maxine in ri

I saw a sign on the back of a flatbed hauling a load of logs:

"Mobile Home for Spotted Owls"

Best---
Ron

Wayne Boatwright <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Mon 07 Mar 2005 01:18:42p, Nancy Young wrote in rec.food.cooking:

Quoted message said:

From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.

MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
SO I DID

This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.

DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE

Too funny. nancy

A bumper sticker I saw years ago read...

Read the Bible, it'll scare the hell out of you!

--
Wayne Boatwright
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

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Quoted message said:

On Tue, 8 Mar 2005 12:12:51 -0600, "--" <[email hidden]>
connected the dots and wrote:

~
~"aem" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
~news:[email hidden]...
~> Mary wrote:
~> > I saw a billboard in Indiana years ago advertising two businesses
at
~> > the same address, one ad on the left and one on the right. The
left
~> > side was for dog training, and the right side was for taxidermy!
~> > Talk about motivation . . .
~>
~> In the Hunter Valley north of Sydney, possibly in the town of
Maitland
~> but my memory is shaky, there is a large sign advertising a law
firm:
~> Vile and Vile, attorneys at law.
~>
~> -aem
~>
~
~apparently a branch of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
~

I've always been tempted to make up black letter "I"s on orange
backgrounds, and place them over the "U" in the Construction Zone
signs. "Constriction Zone" is so much more descriptive!

maxine in ri

Particularly RI. Is RI-10 still under construction? Haven't gone down
that way in awhile.

"aem" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Mary said:

I saw a billboard in Indiana years ago advertising two businesses at
the same address, one ad on the left and one on the right. The left
side was for dog training, and the right side was for taxidermy!
Talk about motivation . . .

In the Hunter Valley north of Sydney, possibly in the town of Maitland
but my memory is shaky, there is a large sign advertising a law firm:
Vile and Vile, attorneys at law.

-aem

Wow. Actual Truth In Advertising! ;->

Bret

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Nancy Young said:

From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.

MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
SO I DID

This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.

DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE

Too funny. nancy

Somebody PLEASE tell me this is true and not an urban myth, but I have
heard there is a sign in a lake (in Scotland, I think) that reads:

THROWING STONES AT THIS SIGN IS FORBIDDEN

Nancy Young said:

From my little motorcycle news thing ... they travel all over
and take pictures of funny signs. Cracks me up.

MY BOSS TOLD ME to CHANGE this stupid sign.
SO I DID

This one's funnier, don't know if it was meant to be, it's
an actual state sign, not a roadside sign.

DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE

Too funny. nancy

There's a town north of San Antonio (I always forget the name) with a sign
that reads:

"Slow down, see our dam. Speed up, see our damn jail."

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-Jeff B.
zoomie at fastmail dot fm