Cyclist Lance Armstrong wasted no time after parting with cancer-stricken singer Sheryl Crow. Us magazine reports he squired flight attendant Jessica Jenson to a recent cyclist party, then the next evening was spotted outside West Hollywood club Privilege at 2 a.m. with a different blond.
Lance Hits Party Scene in Hollywood He's Sheryl free, with a new woman By TMZ.COM STAFF (April 3, 1:40PM ET) -- It was no joke. Lance Armstrong was out on April Fool's night at Club Privilege in Hollywood, where TMZ's cameras caught the sexy cyclist getting very cozy with a mystery woman. Looks like Armstrong has, ahem, gotten back on the bike just fine after calling off his engagement from Sheryl Crow in February.
Way to go, SuperDad's ego strikes again. Drag the kids to LA for the show, then when they served their purpose - publicity - forget about them and go pick up some ********. And not just once, hell, be the best (worst) while you're at it. What a wonderful, meaningful retirement occupation. And so great for endorsements, family-oriented sponsors and last but by no means least the LAF. Good thing he called the engagement off before Sheryl's diagnosis, he'd never have stuck that one out. She deserves better. His kids deserve better. Maybe even the little f***** deserves better. Or maybe those two deserve each other.
Way to go, SuperDad's ego strikes again. Drag the kids to LA for the show, then when they served their purpose - publicity - forget about them and go pick up some ********. And not just once, hell, be the best (worst) while you're at it. What a wonderful, meaningful retirement occupation. And so great for endorsements, family-oriented sponsors and last but by no means least the LAF. Good thing he called the engagement off before Sheryl's diagnosis, he'd never have stuck that one out. She deserves better. His kids deserve better. Maybe even the little f***** deserves better. Or maybe those two deserve each other.
On 10 Apr 2006 10:29:07 -0700, "J.A." <[email hidden]>
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Way to go, SuperDad's ego strikes again. Drag the kids to LA for the show, then when they served their purpose - publicity - forget about them and go pick up some ********. And not just once, hell, be the best (worst) while you're at it. What a wonderful, meaningful retirement occupation. And so great for endorsements, family-oriented sponsors and last but by no means least the LAF. Good thing he called the engagement off before Sheryl's diagnosis, he'd never have stuck that one out. She deserves better. His kids deserve better. Maybe even the little f***** deserves better. Or maybe those two deserve each other.
Yeah, He's right up there with [censored]. I think that means we can end the thread now.
BTW, does f***** stand for fixation? If so, spell it and deal with it.
Curtis L. Russell Odenton, MD (USA) Just someone on two wheels...
What I want to know is what airline has flight attendants that look like that. Every time I fly the flight attendants don't look like that, which is just as well, since they hate me because I never buy the snack box.
On 10 Apr 2006 10:29:07 -0700, "J.A." <[email hidden]>
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Way to go, SuperDad's ego strikes again. Drag the kids to LA for the show, then when they served their purpose - publicity - forget about them and go pick up some ********. And not just once, hell, be the best (worst) while you're at it. What a wonderful, meaningful retirement occupation. And so great for endorsements, family-oriented sponsors and last but by no means least the LAF. Good thing he called the engagement off before Sheryl's diagnosis, he'd never have stuck that one out. She deserves better. His kids deserve better. Maybe even the little f***** deserves better. Or maybe those two deserve each other.
Yeah, He's right up there with [censored]. I think that means we can end the thread now.
BTW, does f***** stand for fixation? If so, spell it and deal with it.
Curtis L. Russell Odenton, MD (USA) Just someone on two wheels...
What I want to know is what airline has flight attendants that look like that. Every time I fly the flight attendants don't look like that, which is just as well, since they hate me because I never buy the snack box.
Are you suggesting that Lance had to buy the snack box?
Curtis L. Russell Odenton, MD (USA) Just someone on two wheels...
What I want to know is what airline has flight attendants that look like that. Every time I fly the flight attendants don't look like that, which is just as well, since they hate me because I never buy the snack box.
Are you suggesting that Lance had to buy the snack box?
Curtis L. Russell Odenton, MD (USA) Just someone on two wheels...
Assuming he was in steerage. If he was, at $5 you gotta admit it was a pretty good deal. In first class of course, the FAs are complimentary along with the hot nuts.
Way to go, SuperDad's ego strikes again. Drag the kids to LA for the show, then when they served their purpose - publicity - forget about them and go pick up some ********. And not just once, hell, be the best (worst) while you're at it. What a wonderful, meaningful retirement occupation. And so great for endorsements, family-oriented sponsors and last but by no means least the LAF. Good thing he called the engagement off before Sheryl's diagnosis, he'd never have stuck that one out. She deserves better. His kids deserve better. Maybe even the little f***** deserves better. Or maybe those two deserve each other.
I bet she's not even a flight attendant. Her myspace blog, which looks like a teeny bopper's blog, lists her as being "in college."
Oh. Somewhere I recalled reading she was a flight attendant. Maybe she's in school to be a flight attendant. If she isn't, it would explain why I never see ones that look like her on flights I take, I think.
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Curtis L. Russell said:
On 10 Apr 2006 10:29:07 -0700, "J.A." <[email hidden]>
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Way to go, SuperDad's ego strikes again. Drag the kids to LA for the show, then when they served their purpose - publicity - forget about them and go pick up some ********. And not just once, hell, be the best (worst) while you're at it. What a wonderful, meaningful retirement occupation. And so great for endorsements, family-oriented sponsors and last but by no means least the LAF. Good thing he called the engagement off before Sheryl's diagnosis, he'd never have stuck that one out. She deserves better. His kids deserve better. Maybe even the little f***** deserves better. Or maybe those two deserve each other.
Yeah, He's right up there with [censored]. I think that means we can end the thread now.
BTW, does f***** stand for fixation? If so, spell it and deal with it.
Curtis L. Russell Odenton, MD (USA) Just someone on two wheels...
What I want to know is what airline has flight attendants that look like that. Every time I fly the flight attendants don't look like that, which is just as well, since they hate me because I never buy the snack box.
-- Bill Asher
Maybe if they looked like that, you'd buy the box. :-)
"William Asher" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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I bet she's not even a flight attendant. Her myspace blog, which looks like a teeny bopper's blog, lists her as being "in college."
Oh. Somewhere I recalled reading she was a flight attendant. Maybe she's in school to be a flight attendant. If she isn't, it would explain why I never see ones that look like her on flights I take, I think.
-- Bill Asher
She's probably a student a So Cal majoring in Communications and Bikini Contests.
Way to go, SuperDad's ego strikes again. Drag the kids to LA for the show, then when they served their purpose - publicity - forget about them and go pick up some ********. And not just once, hell, be the best (worst) while you're at it. What a wonderful, meaningful retirement occupation. And so great for endorsements, family-oriented sponsors and last but by no means least the LAF. Good thing he called the engagement off before Sheryl's diagnosis, he'd never have stuck that one out. She deserves better. His kids deserve better. Maybe even the little f***** deserves better. Or maybe those two deserve each other.
Hey Dumbass give me a link to a reliable source that says he called off the engagement. My impression, from the coverage, is that she dumped him and called it off. If you're gonna hate on him, at least get an accurate reason, or show me I'm a dumbass, not that that hasn't been done before. Bill C
What I want to know is what airline has flight attendants that look like that. Every time I fly the flight attendants don't look like that, which is just as well, since they hate me because I never buy the snack box.
I think it's pretty clear what happened here. A good looking woman asked Lance if he wanted some nuts....
She's probably a student a So Cal majoring in Communications and Bikini Contests.
Where do I register for Bikini Contest 101. I'm sure my fellow students would be able to benefit from my extra maturity (not to mention the fact that I'm a fatty master means I can afford Viagra).
