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(OT) Dental...humor?

Sorni · 2003-12-09T09:01:21+00:00

So bad had to share it... This guy goes into his dentist's office, because of pain in his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?" "Well... the only thing I can think of is this... my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it... Hollandaise sauce she called it... and doctor, I'm talking' DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on everything...meat, fish, toast, vegetables... you name it!" "That's probably it," replied the dentist "Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as though I'll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time." "Why chrome?" the man asked. "Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!" Bill "good night now" S.

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Sorni
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9 December 2003, 09:01 UTC #1

So bad had to share it...
This guy goes into his dentist's office, because of pain in his mouth. After a brief examination,
the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has
nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?" "Well... the only thing I can think
of is this... my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it...
Hollandaise sauce she called it... and doctor, I'm talking' DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything
like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on everything...meat, fish, toast, vegetables...
you name it!"
"That's probably it," replied the dentist "Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is
acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as though I'll have to install a new plate, but made out of
chrome this time."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
Bill "good night now" S.

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Michael Dart
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9 December 2003, 14:01 UTC #2

"Sorni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
So bad had to share it...
This guy goes into his dentist's office, because of pain in his mouth.

After
Quoted message said:
a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke That plate I installed in your mouth about
six months ago has nearly completely

corroded!
Quoted message said:
What on earth have you been eating?" "Well... the only thing I can

think
Quoted message said:
of is this... my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with

this
Quoted message said:
stuff on it... Hollandaise sauce she called it... and doctor, I'm talking' DELICIOUS! I've never
tasted anything like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on everything...meat, fish,
toast, vegetables... you name it!"
"That's probably it," replied the dentist "Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is
acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as though I'll have to install a new plate, but made out of
chrome this time."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
Bill "good night now" S.
Owwwwwch! x^/

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Stephen Baker
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9 December 2003, 14:01 UTC #3

Sorni says:
<snip bad joke>
Sorni, is that the best you could do on a Tuesday? I can just picture the humiliation if that is all
I have available this morning at the coffee shop...
Steve "off to search the archives.."
PS - I'll probably stick this one in the archives until it matures ;-)

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T-V
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9 December 2003, 16:01 UTC #4

Sorni said:
So bad had to share it...
hmm.. I don't get it...
but maybe it's because I'm Dutch...

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Miles Todd
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9 December 2003, 16:01 UTC #5

T-V said:

Sorni said:
So bad had to share it...
hmm.. I don't get it...
but maybe it's because I'm Dutch...
Could be. Everybody knows the Dutch have no sense of humor.
Miles

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ireman_1
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9 December 2003, 18:56 UTC #6

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Originally posted by Miles Todd
BT-V said:

Sorni said:
So bad had to share it...
hmm.. I don't get it...
but maybe it's because I'm Dutch...
Could be. Everybody knows the Dutch have no sense of humor.
Miles [/B]
I thought it was Single Speeders that had no sense of humor? ;-)
Just kidding, just kidding. I couldn't resist that one (it's my lack of conditioning talking that's all).
K.

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Penny S
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9 December 2003, 19:01 UTC #7

T-V murmured while asleep:
Quoted message said:
Sorni said:
So bad had to share it...
hmm.. I don't get it...
but maybe it's because I'm Dutch...
It's a really bad pun ( play on words) The origianl phrase would be:There's no place like home for
the holidays (no plate like chrome for the
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Hollandaise!"
you're welcome
Penny

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Chris Phillipo
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9 December 2003, 19:01 UTC #8

In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...
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T-V murmured while asleep:
Quoted message said:
Sorni said:
So bad had to share it...
hmm.. I don't get it...
but maybe it's because I'm Dutch...
It's a really bad pun ( play on words) The origianl phrase would be:There's no place like home for
the holidays (no plate like chrome for the
Quoted message said:
Hollandaise!"
you're welcome
Penny
Incidentally, they both sound like the same phrase when you have a dental mirror and plaque scaler
in your mouth.
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Chris Phillipo - Cape Breton, Nova Scotia ramsays-online.comramsays-online.com

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Shaun Rimmer
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11 December 2003, 22:32 UTC #9

"Sorni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
So bad had to share it...
This guy goes into his dentist's office, because of pain in his mouth.

After
Quoted message said:
a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke That plate I installed in your mouth about
six months ago has nearly completely

corroded!
Quoted message said:
What on earth have you been eating?" "Well... the only thing I can

think
Quoted message said:
of is this... my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with

this
Quoted message said:
stuff on it... Hollandaise sauce she called it... and doctor, I'm talking' DELICIOUS! I've never
tasted anything like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on everything...meat, fish,
toast, vegetables... you name it!"
"That's probably it," replied the dentist "Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is
acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as though I'll have to install a new plate, but made out of
chrome this time."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
Bill "good night now" S.
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