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  1. DEAR ABBY,

    My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit card
    bills. At the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me,
    saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum,and let our kids worry
    about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

    Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them
    no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been
    giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.
    Also, he has gotten religious in a big way, although I don't quite
    understand it. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people
    who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ. And now he has been going to the gym an
    awful lot and is into wearing uniforms and cowboy outfits, and I hate to think
    what that means.

    Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same
    room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy!

    Can you help?
    Signed, Lost in DC

    DEAR LOST:

    Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us
    are stuck with the creep for four more years!

  2. On 06 Feb 2005 02:55:37 GMT, [email hidden] (Guppy21014) wrote:

    You're just plain evil. <G>

    Carol
    --
    "Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
    'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
    Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

    *James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_

  3. In article <[email hidden]>,

    (Guppy21014) said:

    DEAR ABBY,

    My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit card
    bills. At the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me,
    saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum,and let our kids
    worry
    about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

    Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of
    them
    no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been
    giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.
    Also, he has gotten religious in a big way, although I don't quite
    understand it. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people
    who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ. And now he has been going to the gym an
    awful lot and is into wearing uniforms and cowboy outfits, and I hate to
    think
    what that means.

    Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same
    room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy!

    Can you help?
    Signed, Lost in DC

    DEAR LOST:

    Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of
    us
    are stuck with the creep for four more years!

    I _like_ this one!!! ROFL!!!

    Thanks for posting it!

    --
    K.

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  4. On 06 Feb 2005 02:55:37 GMT, [email hidden] (Guppy21014)

    Quoted message said:

    DEAR LOST:

    Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us
    are stuck with the creep for four more years!

    You are wicked!

    🙂

    sf

  5. In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:

    On 06 Feb 2005 02:55:37 GMT, [email hidden] (Guppy21014) wrote:

    You're just plain evil. <G>

    Carol

    But it is a good evil as opposed the bumbling evil we have in D.C. these
    days.

  6. "Tony P." wrote in message ...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    You're just plain evil. <G>
    Carol


    But it is a good evil as opposed the bumbling evil we have in D.C.


    these days.

    And every four years we get to repeat this joke.

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