OT but funny as hell

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Found this over at uk.rec.cycling
I think we've discussed this topic in the past.

http://www.kanyak.com/dws.html
Bill C

A blue nightgown... must of been a first date!

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I think we've discussed this topic in the past.

http://www.kanyak.com/dws.html
Bill C

http://www.metropulse.com/dir_zine/dir_2004/1443/t_notw.html
BAD WEEK IN LOUISIANA FOR BARNYARD ANIMALS

.. Austin Gullette, 45, was arrested on Aug. 31 in West Monroe, La., after
his sister caught him allegedly having sex with one of her three pigs. Two
days later about 100 miles away in Florien, La., Timothy Garner, 35, was
arrested after being spotted inside a henhouse, allegedly having sex with a
chicken. (A sheriff's official in the West Monroe case said he had never
before, in his 29-year career, seen a case of a man having sex with a pig,
but then he added, to a Monroe News Star reporter, that of course there were
cases involving men with "dogs, donkeys and sheep."😉

On 10/23/04 11:34 PM, in article [email hidden], "Carl

Sundquist said:

"TritonRider" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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I think we've discussed this topic in the past.

http://www.kanyak.com/dws.html
Bill C

http://www.metropulse.com/dir_zine/dir_2004/1443/t_notw.html
BAD WEEK IN LOUISIANA FOR BARNYARD ANIMALS

. Austin Gullette, 45, was arrested on Aug. 31 in West Monroe, La., after
his sister caught him allegedly having sex with one of her three pigs. Two
days later about 100 miles away in Florien, La., Timothy Garner, 35, was
arrested after being spotted inside a henhouse, allegedly having sex with a
chicken. (A sheriff's official in the West Monroe case said he had never
before, in his 29-year career, seen a case of a man having sex with a pig,

Aren't pigs supposed to be the closest, genetically, to Humans than anything
else!!

I guess Austin took that literally.........

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but then he added, to a Monroe News Star reporter, that of course there were
cases involving men with "dogs, donkeys and sheep."😉

On 10/24/2004 12:51 AM, in article
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Aren't pigs supposed to be the closest, genetically, to Humans than anything
else!!

I guess Austin took that literally.........

Genetically, I believe it is still the chimpanzee. But with regards to
tissue typing (for transplants), pigs are extremely close ...

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And what are exactly the charges under which these people are arrested?

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"TritonRider" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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I think we've discussed this topic in the past.

http://www.kanyak.com/dws.html
Bill C

http://www.metropulse.com/dir_zine/dir_2004/1443/t_notw.html
BAD WEEK IN LOUISIANA FOR BARNYARD ANIMALS

. Austin Gullette, 45, was arrested on Aug. 31 in West Monroe, La., after
his sister caught him allegedly having sex with one of her three pigs. Two
days later about 100 miles away in Florien, La., Timothy Garner, 35, was
arrested after being spotted inside a henhouse, allegedly having sex with
a
chicken. (A sheriff's official in the West Monroe case said he had never
before, in his 29-year career, seen a case of a man having sex with a pig,
but then he added, to a Monroe News Star reporter, that of course there
were
cases involving men with "dogs, donkeys and sheep."😉

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And what are exactly the charges under which these people are arrested?

Lot's of States here have bestiality laws. We've still got obscure laws on the
books here in Massachusetts from colonial times, though they have cleaned out
some of them.
Bill C

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I think we've discussed this topic in the past.

http://www.kanyak.com/dws.html
Bill C

http://www.metropulse.com/dir_zine/dir_2004/1443/t_notw.html
BAD WEEK IN LOUISIANA FOR BARNYARD ANIMALS

. Austin Gullette, 45, was arrested on Aug. 31 in West Monroe, La., after
his sister caught him allegedly having sex with one of her three pigs. Two
days later about 100 miles away in Florien, La., Timothy Garner, 35, was
arrested after being spotted inside a henhouse, allegedly having sex with

a

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chicken. (A sheriff's official in the West Monroe case said he had never
before, in his 29-year career, seen a case of a man having sex with a pig,
but then he added, to a Monroe News Star reporter, that of course there

were

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cases involving men with "dogs, donkeys and sheep."😉

Could it be that it's more common than we realize? Maybe this is where the
term "porking:" came from!

Danny Callen

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From: "Danny Callen" [email hidden]

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Could it be that it's more common than we realize? Maybe this is where the
term "porking:" came from!

Danny Callen

I've heard people that I think might do this say "I'm gonna make you squeal" to
women, more or less, quite a few times.
Might have some experience with the real thing at home.
Bill C

TritonRider said:

I've heard people that I think might do this say "I'm gonna make you squeal" to
women, more or less, quite a few times.

Apparently, if a woman screams during orgasm, she's faking it.
Something to do with female orgasm being implosive rather than
explosive. Authoritative source: Cleo magazine.
Perhaps heather can confirm.