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  1. Sunday evening, the M25, half dark. Moderate traffic. A car broken
    down on the hard shoulder. A friend has pulled up in front to help.
    Perhaps a jump start is required, who knows. The friend decides to
    turn the car round on the hard shoulder to face the wrong way.
    Problem: the car is a Mercedes estate, which is several feet longer
    than the hard shoulder is wide...

    Guy
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  2. On 27-Jul-2004, "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Sunday evening, the M25, half dark. Moderate traffic. A car broken
    down on the hard shoulder. A friend has pulled up in front to help.
    Perhaps a jump start is required, who knows. The friend decides to
    turn the car round on the hard shoulder to face the wrong way.
    Problem: the car is a Mercedes estate, which is several feet longer
    than the hard shoulder is wide...

    What is the relevance to cycling?

    Ian

  3. wheelsgoround said:

    What is the relevance to cycling?

    I'm sure I saw the OT - did anyone else?

    --
    Kev

  4. wheelsgoround said:

    On 27-Jul-2004, "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Sunday evening, the M25, half dark. Moderate traffic. A car broken
    down on the hard shoulder. A friend has pulled up in front to help.
    Perhaps a jump start is required, who knows. The friend decides to
    turn the car round on the hard shoulder to face the wrong way.
    Problem: the car is a Mercedes estate, which is several feet longer
    than the hard shoulder is wide...

    What is the relevance to cycling?

    The cars were parked on the cycle lane.

    James

    --
    If I have seen further than others, it is
    by treading on the toes of giants.
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  5. "James Annan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    wheelsgoround said:

    On 27-Jul-2004, "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Sunday evening, the M25, half dark. Moderate traffic. A car broken
    down on the hard shoulder. A friend has pulled up in front to help.
    Perhaps a jump start is required, who knows. The friend decides to
    turn the car round on the hard shoulder to face the wrong way.
    Problem: the car is a Mercedes estate, which is several feet longer
    than the hard shoulder is wide...

    What is the relevance to cycling?

    The cars were parked on the cycle lane.

    ROFLMAO

    Quoted message said:

    James

    --
    If I have seen further than others, it is
    by treading on the toes of giants.
    http://www.ne.jp/asahi/julesandjames/home/

  6. Just zis Guy, you know? typed:

    Quoted message said:

    Sunday evening, the M25, half dark. Moderate traffic. A car broken
    down on the hard shoulder. A friend has pulled up in front to help.
    Perhaps a jump start is required, who knows. The friend decides to
    turn the car round on the hard shoulder to face the wrong way.
    Problem: the car is a Mercedes estate, which is several feet longer
    than the hard shoulder is wide...

    Sounds as bad as the cyclist cycling the wrong way up the M1 hard shoulder a
    while back ..

    --
    Paul ...

    (8(|) ... Homer Rocks

  7. Kevin Stone said:

    I'm sure I saw the OT - did anyone else?

    Forgive me; I'm still getting used to the rules of usenet.

    I now realise that putting OT: at the start of the subject allows one to
    post anything, regarless of its relevance to the newsgroup.

    Ian

  8. wheelsgoround said:

    Forgive me; I'm still getting used to the rules of usenet.

    Rule number 1 = NEVER APOLOGISE!

    🙂

    --
    Kev

  9. Kevin Stone [email hidden] opined the following...

    Quoted message said:
    wheelsgoround said:

    What is the relevance to cycling?

    I'm sure I saw the OT - did anyone else?

    That one up there ^ ? Yeah. I think I saw that too. ;-)

    Jon

  10. "wheelsgoround" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    Kevin Stone said:

    I'm sure I saw the OT - did anyone else?

    Forgive me; I'm still getting used to the rules of usenet.

    I now realise that putting OT: at the start of the subject allows one to
    post anything, regarless of its relevance to the newsgroup.

    Ian

    Indeed, but uk.rec.driving would have been a far more sensible place to post
    it, and he might have got some interesting responses from motorists who
    don't visit here.

    Brian

  11. In message <[email hidden]>, wheelsgoround
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:


    On 27-Jul-2004, "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Sunday evening, the M25, half dark

    What is the relevance to cycling?


    Probably nothing given the 'OT' tag.
    --
    Chris French, Leeds

  12. In message <[email hidden]>, wheelsgoround
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:


    Kevin Stone said:

    I'm sure I saw the OT - did anyone else?

    Forgive me; I'm still getting used to the rules of usenet.

    Usenet? rules.....???

    Quoted message said:


    I now realise that putting OT: at the start of the subject allows one to
    post anything, regarless of its relevance to the newsgroup.

    You can post anything anyway to a group (unless moderated)
    --
    Chris French, Leeds

  13. "James Annan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    wheelsgoround said:

    On 27-Jul-2004, "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Sunday evening, the M25, half dark. Moderate traffic. A car broken
    down on the hard shoulder. A friend has pulled up in front to help.
    Perhaps a jump start is required, who knows. The friend decides to
    turn the car round on the hard shoulder to face the wrong way.
    Problem: the car is a Mercedes estate, which is several feet longer
    than the hard shoulder is wide...

    What is the relevance to cycling?

    The cars were parked on the cycle lane.

    Some people think so! I was driving along the M54 last week when someone was
    cycling the wrong way up the hard shoulder on a bike with a child siting on
    some rear paniers!!

  14. Paul - censored said:

    Just zis Guy, you know? typed:

    Quoted message said:

    Sunday evening, the M25, half dark. Moderate traffic. A car broken
    down on the hard shoulder. A friend has pulled up in front to help.
    Perhaps a jump start is required, who knows. The friend decides to
    turn the car round on the hard shoulder to face the wrong way.
    Problem: the car is a Mercedes estate, which is several feet longer
    than the hard shoulder is wide...

    Sounds as bad as the cyclist cycling the wrong way up the M1 hard shoulder a
    while back ..

    Poorly prepared. My jump leads are twice the length of my car. Then you
    don't have to worry about making sure you are pointing the right way.

    Also useful for jumpstarting a fishing boat engine we had just rebuilt.. (it
    was still in the boat at the time..)

    ...d

  15. David Martin typed:

    Quoted message said:

    Poorly prepared. My jump leads are twice the length of my car.

    My mum bought a set when she bought a second-hand Renault Extra van,
    modified to take her husbands wheelchair .. they were almost four foot long.
    Fecking useless ...

    Quoted message said:

    Also useful for jumpstarting a fishing boat engine we had just rebuilt..
    (it was still in the boat at the time..)

    Heheheh, I've bump-started a boat before, a small Johnson outboard, by using
    a small length of fender rope wrapped round the prop and pulling hard ..
    thankfully letting go of it quickly enough .. 😉

    --
    Paul ...

    (8(|) ... Homer Rocks

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