"James Annan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:Zog The Undeniable said:My parents are away until March and have 8 hens outside (someone else
feeds and waters them and collects the eggs). If the Government requires
all poultry to be brought indoors I'll have to drive the 30 miles over
there, clear out the shed, find some straw for the floor, somehow catch 8
hens which don't know me, get them into the shed and shut the door. In
the dark, if it happens before the weekend :-(You want one of these:
http://www.mindfully.org/Technology/2003/Chicken-Catching-Machine4jun03.htm
At $200 000 apiece??
Cheaper to leave the run open, let the local fox in.
Then buy 8 new chickens just before ypur parents come home.
Saves feeding them, as well.
IanH