OT Bad Pun

On Thu 30 Mar 2006 06:05:10a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it fudge?

Quoted message said:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate
very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he
suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's
good)....
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

f.j.

So bad it's good!

I wish I could remember the beginning, but the ending was one of my favorites
from years ago...

Furry with the syringe on top.

--
Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
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Quoted message said:

On Thu 30 Mar 2006 06:05:10a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it fudge?

Quoted message said:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate
very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he
suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's
good)....
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

f.j.

So bad it's good!

I wish I could remember the beginning, but the ending was one of my

favorites

Quoted message said:

from years ago...

Furry with the syringe on top.

Same here...

The straightest distance between two pints is a strafed lion.

Classics combination of shaggy dog stories and puns from long ago.

Hubert Liverman

In article <[email hidden]>,

fudge said:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate
very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he
suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's
good)....
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

f.j.

What was the name of the mariachi band that performed on the Titanic?

Quatro cinco........

(for those that don't know spanish, Cinco is pronounced "Sinko".)
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Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

On Thu 30 Mar 2006 08:55:19a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it hubert
liverman?

Quoted message said:

"Wayne Boatwright" <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

On Thu 30 Mar 2006 06:05:10a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it fudge?

Quoted message said:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's
good).... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

f.j.

So bad it's good!

I wish I could remember the beginning, but the ending was one of my
favorites from years ago...

Furry with the syringe on top.

Same here...

The straightest distance between two pints is a strafed lion.

Classics combination of shaggy dog stories and puns from long ago.

LOL!

--
Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
_____________________

fudge said:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate
very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he
suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's
good)....
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

f.j.

*vexed* by halitosis. HTH :-)

Bob