OT 9 things I hate about everyone

Too funny I believe it is a George Carlin bit..

Tori

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"Luna" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Don't know who wrote this originally, just saw it on another group.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire
room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn
right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there
must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hey?? Life is the longest
damn
thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

Luna <[email hidden]> wrote:

*snip stupidity*

i hate people who feel the need to repost unfunny [censored] that they read
elsewhere.

No. 6 is the one that drives me wild. My SO does it sometimes and I want to
smack him.

In news:[email hidden],
Luna <[email hidden]> stated
| Don't know who wrote this originally, just saw it on another group.
|
| 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
|
| 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
| know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my
| crotch when
| I ask where the toilet is?
|
| 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire
| room
| for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
| channel manually.
|
| 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
| too". Damn
| right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
|
| 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
| is.
| Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
| do this? Who and where are they?
|
| 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
| Loser, I
| paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor.
|
| 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
| me a
| choice there, did ya sunshine?
|
| 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
| then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
| then there
| must have been something before it.
|
| 8. When people say "life is short". What the hey?? Life is the longest
| damn
| thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
|
| 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
| yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

Luna <[email hidden]> wrote:

*snip stupidity*

i hate people who feel the need to repost unfunny [censored] that they read
elsewhere.

My but aren't you in a [censored] mood.

"Luna" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Don't know who wrote this originally, just saw it on another group.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire
room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn
right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there
must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hey?? Life is the longest
damn
thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

I went into a Wal-Mart the other day and was buying a computer desk. I
asked the young man if he would take it up front so I could buy it. He then
looked at me and asked me if I wanted to put it on layaway or would I be
paying tonight. I had PMS (forgive me) and I looked at him and said "If I
were putting it on layaway I wouldn't have asked you to take it to the front
so I could buy it, now would I?" OK - maybe I shouldn't shop when I have
PMS. I had also been to a funeral earlier in the day and drove 1 1/2 hours
each way to take my daughter back to college after the funeral. And this
wasn't George Carlin material - my own personal stupid question person.
Diane

"The Queen of Cans and Jars" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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| Luna <[email hidden]> wrote:
|
| *snip stupidity*
|
|*snip uncessesary nasty drivel*

I hate lonely, bitter [censored] people who try to feel bigger by tearing
everyone else down..

In article <[email hidden]>,

(The Queen of Cans and Jars) said:

Luna <[email hidden]> wrote:

*snip stupidity*

i hate people who feel the need to repost unfunny [censored] that they read
elsewhere.

I did mark it OT, so you have no one to blame but yourself for reading
it.

I hate French people and their relatives.

--
Most people are dumb as bricks; some people are dumber than that. -- MFW

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"The Queen of Cans and Jars" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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| Luna <[email hidden]> wrote:
|
| *snip stupidity*
|
|*snip uncessesary nasty drivel*

I hate lonely, bitter [censored] people who try to feel bigger by tearing
everyone else down..

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

Luna <[email hidden]> wrote:

*snip stupidity*

i hate people who feel the need to repost unfunny [censored] that they read
elsewhere.

Do you really hate them, or are you simply exaggerating? Perhaps you
chose an inappropriate verb?

Are you sure that you don't simply find them less than amusing, or
possibly simply not entertaining?

If you can honestly say that you "hate" someone for posting something
that you do not find as humorous as they do, then you must really find
it difficult to find friends or even people that you can regard as
peers. Life must be pretty miserable for you.

Are you one of those people who, when listening to someone recounting a
joke that you have already heard, tells the punch line and declares it
unfunny simply because it didn't amuse you to hear it again? Are you an
intolerant person?

You do manage present an online image of a rather sad, angry, and bitter
person. Is that really who you are?

Luna's post, while perhaps a little shop-worn for some of the more jaded
sophisticates, (not sure what a jaded sophisticate would be doing
reading a diet group on a weekend?) is still an amusing look at a number
of illogical foibles common among the general population.

Regards

David (curious)

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In article <[email hidden]>,

J. David Anderson said:

Luna's post, while perhaps a little shop-worn for some of the more jaded
sophisticates, (not sure what a jaded sophisticate would be doing
reading a diet group on a weekend?) is still an amusing look at a number
of illogical foibles common among the general population.

Also, isn't it weird how we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
If you send something by ship it's cargo, but if you send it by car it's
a shipment. Man, I crack me up.

"Luna" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

J. David Anderson said:

Luna's post, while perhaps a little shop-worn for some of the more jaded
sophisticates, (not sure what a jaded sophisticate would be doing
reading a diet group on a weekend?) is still an amusing look at a number
of illogical foibles common among the general population.

Also, isn't it weird how we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
If you send something by ship it's cargo, but if you send it by car it's
a shipment. Man, I crack me up.

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why is called a permanent if
you have to get it redone?
Diane

(The Queen of Cans and Jars) said:

i hate people who feel the need to repost unfunny [censored] that they read
elsewhere.

Is it really better to post unfunny, bitter, and aggressive [censored] you
just made up?

--
Stefan Holm
289/232/170 since: 07/08/2004 monthly-goal: 6
url: http://lowcarb.algebra.dk

Quoted message said:

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

If you live in an urban part of the country, some bus stops intersect with
other bus routes. 😉

In article <[email hidden]>,

wombn said:

Luna said:

Also, isn't it weird how we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
If you send something by ship it's cargo, but if you send it by car it's
a shipment. Man, I crack me up.

:-)

George Carlin and there's one other guy... deadpan delivery, big
hair. Steven Wright, maybe? They both always have me howling.

Steven Wright's my favorite. "Last night someone broke into my house
and replaced everything I own with exact duplicates."

<PLONK>

"The Queen of Cans and Jars" <[email hidden]> wrote in
message news:[email hidden]...
: Luna <[email hidden]> wrote:
:
: *snip stupidity*
:
: i hate people who feel the need to repost unfunny [censored] that they
read
: elsewhere.

It's not a matter of smarts, it's a matter of taste. The two are not
related. Those who think they are arbiters of taste are way too focused on
their own navels.

In news:[email hidden],
The Queen of Cans and Jars <[email hidden]> stated
|
| clearly, i've given you more credit for smarts than you deserve.

J. David Anderson said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars said:

Luna <[email hidden]> wrote:

*snip stupidity*

i hate people who feel the need to repost unfunny [censored] that they read
elsewhere.

Quoted message said:

Do you really hate them, or are you simply exaggerating? Perhaps you
chose an inappropriate verb?

Quoted message said:

Are you sure that you don't simply find them less than amusing, or
possibly simply not entertaining?

Quoted message said:

If you can honestly say that you "hate" someone for posting something
that you do not find as humorous as they do, then you must really find
it difficult to find friends or even people that you can regard as
peers. Life must be pretty miserable for you.

Quoted message said:

Are you one of those people who, when listening to someone recounting a
joke that you have already heard, tells the punch line and declares it
unfunny simply because it didn't amuse you to hear it again? Are you an
intolerant person?

Quoted message said:

You do manage present an online image of a rather sad, angry, and bitter
person. Is that really who you are?

Quoted message said:

Luna's post, while perhaps a little shop-worn for some of the more jaded
sophisticates, (not sure what a jaded sophisticate would be doing
reading a diet group on a weekend?) is still an amusing look at a number
of illogical foibles common among the general population.

Quoted message said:

Regards

Quoted message said:

David (curious)

I hated Psychology 101.

The Operator said:

I went into a Wal-Mart the other day and was buying a computer desk. I
asked the young man if he would take it up front so I could buy it. He then
looked at me and asked me if I wanted to put it on layaway or would I be
paying tonight. I had PMS (forgive me) and I looked at him and said "If I
were putting it on layaway I wouldn't have asked you to take it to the front
so I could buy it, now would I?" OK - maybe I shouldn't shop when I have
PMS. I had also been to a funeral earlier in the day and drove 1 1/2 hours
each way to take my daughter back to college after the funeral. And this
wasn't George Carlin material - my own personal stupid question person.

Those low prices cost something you know.

Why would you ever expect a WalMart worker to have anything on his mind
other than getting home?

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No. 6 is the one that drives me wild. My SO does it sometimes and I want

to

Quoted message said:

smack him.

DH asks if I will do him a favor, like I'm gonna answer a question like that
without knowing what I'm getting into.

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