I got asked to translate the name of the bike club into English.
Probably because the name of the bike club is something tremendously
weird and none of the English speaking Chinese people in the club have
been willing to tackle it for fear that they'd get the English all
wrong.
天涯骑驴
Tianya Qilu
Literal translation of tianya is "boundaries of the universe" or "end
of the sky." Sometimes "horizon." It's one of the poetic names that
has been given to Hainan for centuries, because, as the southernmost
province of China, Hainan is clearly the farthest outpost of
civilization and the civilized world.
The somewhat easier qilu literally translates as "riders of donkeys"
When I asked why the bike club was called Tianya Qilu (in the hopes of
finding some easier way of translating the name) I got given a magazine
article where it explained that the tianya is for Hainan because Hainan
is a natural paradise, and the donkey riding is because the members of
the bike club had the spirit of the knights of olde and donkeys are
probably at least as hard if not harder to ride than mountain bikes.
(Last I checked knights rode horses but hey...)
We've already got the staid boring normal name for the Hainan
Provincial Cycling Assosciation, which, although it is based out of the
same bike shop and run by the same people as the bike club is not
exactly the same as the bike club. Really quite a different thing. Or
so they tell me. The bike club is the bike club, the cycling
assosciation is the cycling assosciation and never the twain shall meet
unless it's over tea and cookies at the shop across the street.
The literal translation "Donkey Riders at the End of the Universe" has
already been shot down on the grounds of being too long. Can I come up
with something with some of the poetry of the original?
Some of the options I've come up with are:
Paradise Donkeys Cycling Club
Paradise Knights Cycling Club
Horizon Knights Cycling Club
with Horizon Donkeys just being waaaay too weird and Paradise Donkeys
probably being the best of the three. So, what do you people think?
Should I run "Paradise Donkeys Cycling Club" by laobanniang or shall I
just slink into a corner and pretend to forget that they asked me?
-M