Fran said:Quoted message said:I have it on good authority that a quick way to have the effects of
alcohol, but without the possibility of people smelling it on the
breath and being suspected as an alcoholic, is to apply it to an
intimate membrane (by soaking a "Feminine hygiene" product in vodka
and sticking it where the sun don't shine. This works equally well
for men and women, apparently.)
Err, doesn't it sting somewhat? Hang on - I've just realised.
Which sort are we talking about here? Internal? Ouch, if so.
Yes, I meant internal. Well, you can't knock their ingenuity!
Judith