One-Liner Fun

"LoGo USA" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Happy New Year Guys -

Tiddling on Tom's turf, old Edgy hedged:

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one liners [sic] will not cut it here in the long run.

Ah, but in the short run, they may be at least as amusing
as seeing how many times one poster can screw up simple
compound words; is he going for another record?

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... same old lame brain [sic] musings ... don't over do
[sic] it ... nutty as a fruit cake [sic] ... Stern is
a scum bag [sic - again] ...

Simple compound words are for simpletons like Wayne Leggett (LoGo). Great
Ones like Ed Dolan are above and beyond such mundane considerations.

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This newsgroup has seen typos, errors and misdemeanors -
does this qualify as a compound felony?

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Are you also a Jew scumbag?

Can a compound word properly spelled be considered
circumcised?

Scum bag or scumbag - all one and the same. But Jew scumbags are the worst
sort of scum bags as is well known. Ever hear of Howard Stern?

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I do regard myself as worthy of being placed along side
[sic - yes, yet again] all those King Edwards.

Close, but no cigar...

Yea, even the cigars are superior just as King Edward is superior!

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I have been accused of being [a minor nuisance] myself
from time to time.

Who said "minor"?

Miner, minor - it is all the same to the Great One.

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I am the funniest guy I know.

FUNNY: 1. Ha-ha. 2. EWW-WW! GROSS!

- or -

It's the internet; smell doesn't count. Maybe a JPG or an
MP3 would help make the point?

Nay, we do not want to have any pictures on Usenet. That is the province of
idiots and scoudrels who can't manage words.

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We have a street here in town that is named Strait Avenue.

Is that where all the gay bars are?

Nope, there is no way the Poet of [censored] can possibly write a message to
newsgroup without referencing either sex or [censored].

We do not have any Gays at all in my neck of the woods. That kind of thing
is reserved for the likes of Wayne Leggett who knows about it and could no
doubt tell us a thing or two about how that world functions. Poets are
notoriously sissified if not actually gay.

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Learn how to read why don't you. [sic]

Learn how to punctuate; why don't you? E.g.,

Punctuation peccadilloes I leave to versifiers like yourself. All those
semi-colons are disgusting.

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The world would be infinitely better off if [liberals]
would like lemmings go to the sea and thereby perish.

Liberals like lemmings, most go to the sea at some point
in their lives, and sooner or later they all perish -
though not usually by the sea. But hey - two and a half
out of three ain't bad.

It is my impression that lemmings periodically go to the sea and drown, thus
ridding the world of too many lemmings. If only liberals would go and do
likewise.

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... there are still some few souls on Usenet who do not
think I am such a bad fellow.

If this is the hidden clue to our mystery movie of the
week, I'm guessing: Never So Few.

I can always count on Wayne Leggett to return to a source of inspiration,
namely me.

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I NEVER [all caps sic] go to links referred to me by
those I do not trust.

Great Ones like Ed Dolan use capitals whenever it suits their fancy.
However, this is not for lessor mortals like Wayne Leggett.

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Of course many net noodges don't realize that most
websites they visit have simple monitors which create
semi-permanent records of statistics for visiting surfers
(including data such as their IP addresses) so that it's
fairly easy for a website operator (like me) to see which
pages have been visited from a given ISP and geographic
area, like... oops, this is getting pretty long for a
one-liner, isn't it?

It will always pay anyone to view anything that the Great Ed Dolan has
written, no matter the newsgroup. And it is all for free too.

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I have a closed mind on the subject and I refuse to
entertain any new thoughts on the matter.

I believe that says it all; we'd like to thank Edgy for
his participation, and if anyone wants any further input,
we'll be real sure to send him an email. Anyone else -
please feel free to add your own quick quips to this
thread (off-topic, but apparently more and more mainstream
lately). Have fun!

Emails will be ignored because Great Ones like Ed Dolan only write for an
audience of hundreds. Furthermore, emails are for pleasantries, not for
castigating my inferiors such as Wayne Leggett, the Poet of [censored].

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Hey guys -

I think I'm beginning to see why Tom thinks this is so
much fun. Thus queried Sorneye:

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Prolix?

Chinese clone of a yuppy wristwatch? Improved version of
a popular over-the-counter ointment for delayed sexual
gratification - with New Tongue Tingling Taste?

He who has delusions of being above:

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... lessor mortals...

Now seems to have found a new target for his vapid
vitriol: those who lease property. Is nothing sacred?
Maybe 'the funniest guy he knows' was trying to make
a pun? I'd bet not, since he assures us in his own
words:

[quote="Quoted message"][I] am not capable of wit. Alas, I can only do low
grades of parody.[/quote]

How true! I'm thinking maybe F, at most D-minus. In any
case it has to make you a little nervous when this
greatest of all:

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... scoudrels [sic] who can't manage words...

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... castigating my inferiors...

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We do not have any Gays at all in my neck of the woods.

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Perry Butler says something that intrgues [sic] me.
Please go into some detail on how Ed Gin is compettive
[sic] with me...

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... what I know about it all you could put in a thimble
with room to spare.

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Great Ones like Ed Dolan only write for an audience of
hundreds.

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It amazes me that you and some others are not able see
the situation as I see it.

"LoGo USA" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Hey guys -

I think I'm beginning to see why Tom thinks this is so
much fun. Thus queried Sorneye:

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Prolix?

One entry found for prolix.
Main Entry: pro·lix
Pronunciation: prO-'liks, 'prO-("😉
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French & Latin; Middle French
prolixe, from Latin prolixus extended, from pro- forward + liquEre to be
fluid -- more at LIQUID
1 : unduly prolonged or drawn out : too long
2 : marked by or using an excess of words
synonym see WORDY
- pro·lix·i·ty /prO-'lik-s&-tE/ noun
- pro·lix·ly adverb

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Chinese clone of a yuppy wristwatch? Improved version of
a popular over-the-counter ointment for delayed sexual
gratification - with New Tongue Tingling Taste?

He who has delusions of being above:

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... lessor mortals...

Lesser, lessor, it is all the same to the Great One. But Wayne Leggett
should always strive to be correct because he never has anything to say that
anyone would want to read. When that is the case, then at least correctness
can count for something, however minor.

[quote="Quoted message"]Now seems to have found a new target for his vapid
vitriol: those who lease property. Is nothing sacred?
Maybe 'the funniest guy he knows' was trying to make
a pun? I'd bet not, since he assures us in his own
words:

[quote="Quoted message"][I] am not capable of wit. Alas, I can only do low
grades of parody.[/quote]

How true! I'm thinking maybe F, at most D-minus. In any
case it has to make you a little nervous when this
greatest of all:

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... scoudrels [sic] who can't manage words...

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Perry Butler says something that intrgues [sic] me.

Please go into some detail on how Ed Gin is compettive
[sic] with me...

He uses both i's when he's spell checking?

I think he simply has problems putting one and one together.

But a fellow 'bent rider is a fellow 'bent rider! We're all one big
happy parade here.

LoGo USA said:

Happy New Year Guys -

Tiddling on Tom's turf, old Edgy hedged:

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one liners [sic] will not cut it here in the long run.

Ah, but in the short run, they may be at least as amusing
as seeing how many times one poster can screw up simple
compound words; is he going for another record?

Quoted message said:

... same old lame brain [sic] musings ... don't over do
[sic] it ... nutty as a fruit cake [sic] ... Stern is
a scum bag [sic - again] ...

This newsgroup has seen typos, errors and misdemeanors -
does this qualify as a compound felony?

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Are you also a Jew scumbag?

Can a compound word properly spelled be considered
circumcised?

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I do regard myself as worthy of being placed along side
[sic - yes, yet again] all those King Edwards.

Close, but no cigar...

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I have been accused of being [a minor nuisance] myself
from time to time.

Who said "minor"?

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I am the funniest guy I know.

FUNNY: 1. Ha-ha. 2. EWW-WW! GROSS!

- or -

It's the internet; smell doesn't count. Maybe a JPG or an
MP3 would help make the point?

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We have a street here in town that is named Strait Avenue.

Is that where all the gay bars are?

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Learn how to read why don't you. [sic]

Learn how to punctuate; why don't you? E.g.,

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The world would be infinitely better off if [liberals]
would like lemmings go to the sea and thereby perish.

Liberals like lemmings, most go to the sea at some point
in their lives, and sooner or later they all perish -
though not usually by the sea. But hey - two and a half
out of three ain't bad.

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... there are still some few souls on Usenet who do not
think I am such a bad fellow.

If this is the hidden clue to our mystery movie of the
week, I'm guessing: Never So Few.

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I NEVER [all caps sic] go to links referred to me by
those I do not trust.

Of course many net noodges don't realize that most
websites they visit have simple monitors which create
semi-permanent records of statistics for visiting surfers
(including data such as their IP addresses) so that it's
fairly easy for a website operator (like me) to see which
pages have been visited from a given ISP and geographic
area, like... oops, this is getting pretty long for a
one-liner, isn't it?

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I have a closed mind on the subject and I refuse to
entertain any new thoughts on the matter.

I believe that says it all; we'd like to thank Edgy for
his participation, and if anyone wants any further input,
we'll be real sure to send him an email. Anyone else -
please feel free to add your own quick quips to this
thread (off-topic, but apparently more and more mainstream
lately). Have fun!

Regards,
Wayne

"NYC XYZ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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All top posters are idiots!

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I think he simply has problems putting one and one together.

But a fellow 'bent rider is a fellow 'bent rider! We're all one big
happy parade here.

LoGo USA said:

Happy New Year Guys -

Tiddling on Tom's turf, old Edgy hedged:

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one liners [sic] will not cut it here in the long run.

[...]

Blah, blah, blah ...

You and Logo are made for one another. Neither one of you know how to edit
and you are both nothing but one-liners. I am so glad that you have found
one another!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Edward Dolan said:

Calm down, the invasion hasn't started yet.

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All top posters are idiots!

Yabadadoo!

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Blah, blah, blah ...

I know you found him first, but honestly you can keep him, too. I was
just looking.

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You and Logo are made for one another. Neither one of you know how to edit
and you are both nothing but one-liners. I am so glad that you have found
one another!

Hello, Eddie ol' chap. Fancy meeting you out here on a thread about
one-liners!

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"NYC XYZ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Edward Dolan wrote:

[...]

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You and Logo are made for one another. Neither one of you know how to
edit
and you are both nothing but one-liners. I am so glad that you have found
one another!

Hello, Eddie ol' chap. Fancy meeting you out here on a thread about
one-liners!

One-liners are the pits. Any idiot can do them. They are tiring to read and
tiring to write. And none of them ever go anywhere except round and round.
As you can tell by now, I am shortly going to zap you as I would any other
Usenet idiot. Prepare to meet your doom!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Gong!

Edward Dolan said:

One-liners are the pits. Any idiot can do them. They are tiring to read and
tiring to write. And none of them ever go anywhere except round and round.
As you can tell by now, I am shortly going to zap you as I would any other
Usenet idiot. Prepare to meet your doom!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Hey team -

He who claims one of his posts is "full of profundity"
(though it's really just more prolixity) asks (maybe?):

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Who should I ask pray tell. [sic]

If Edgy meant to write "Who should I ask/pray/tell?"
the answer is: Ask Jeeves; pray to God (whomever or
whatever he thinks that might be) - but only tell it
to your most intimate sexual partner (which of course
for him is: the hand).

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... did I already say that once or twice before. [sic]

No. Whatever 'that' was, most likely he's said it 365
times or so within the last year. As a matter of actual
record, he has posed this same query at least 15 times.

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Today we have grown lazy and dependent and we want the
government to do as much as possible for us... I want
someone else who is expert in the [helmet] subject to
decide for me...

We're sorry; the Prez may look into that very soon, but
he's been a little confused lately since he fell off his
bike on his head.

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The rise of science only occurred in the West.

Using a system of Roman numerals, or one named for a
bunch of Semites related to those folks that set up the
world's greatest library (in Alexandria MN?) when Dolan
DNA was still dancing naked in the moonlight during the
summer solstice - and probably would have at the winter
solstice too, if they could have mastered basic science
and engineering concepts like fire and semi-permanent
housing?

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[Another ARBR poster], like myself and a few others,
have [sic] been guilty of [TROLLING] here on ARBR
which [SUCKS!]

Comment edited for accuracy: TROLLING is TROLLING, not
"engaging in various housekeeping chores", and no sane
person really believes that the actual human being
writing this [censored] can - truthfully! - state "I do not
consider [it] to be off-topic at all". TROLL Detector
Reading: 9.2; [censored] Detector Reading: OFF THE SCALE!

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Perry Butler used to post recumbent content here on
ARBR, but he does not do so any more. Why is that I
wonder?

Totally out of character, the TROLL actually used a
question mark for this obviously rhetorical question;
why is that I wonder?

Did anyone else think Edgy is edging a bit closer to the
brink of total irrationality when he posted (not a link
but the entire text of) a very dull, very LO-O-O-ONG
non-original poem, for no good reason that I could see,
until I saw (another Freudian slip?) this stanza:

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I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be[, but]
one that will do [to] start a scene or two... Full of
high sentence, but a bit obtuse... at times, the Fool.

If he really hoped:

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It might inspire [Wayne] to do what poets do best - to
remind us of our mortality.

Again, I have to wonder if he really, simply doesn't
understand the difference between Edgar Poe and Edward
Lear. Oh well, to remind him, I'm offering not one but
five lines, inspired by the camel toe subtopic in the
latest helmet thread, but trying to get a little closer
back to the major focus of this newsgroup, of course:

A woman, nude - RECUMBENT - on the bed,
Her legs apart, grinned lewdly up at Ed.
He blanched! Temptation reared its evil head...
But nothing else came up. The lady said,
"Oh, now I see why you have never wed."

Keep smiling,
Wayne

Edward Dolan said:

...
One-liners are the pits....

Yep.

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley (For a bit?)
Red and Purple Sunsets, Blue Dragonflyer
President - G. Daniels Fan Club

0."ahno. the edo comes and goes. you stand there and experience the
edo
unless you are bound by ego
riding a bike is highly valued as a way to experience and sample the
edo" - G. Daniels

"Johnny Sunset" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Edward Dolan said:

...
One-liners are the pits....

Yep.

--
Tom Sherman - Fox River Valley (For a bit?)
Red and Purple Sunsets, Blue Dragonflyer
President - G. Daniels Fan Club

0."ahno. the edo comes and goes. you stand there and experience the
edo
unless you are bound by ego
riding a bike is highly valued as a way to experience and sample the
edo" - G. Daniels

Speaking of the edo, I now have over 6000 posts to ARBR. And there is not
one of them that is a one-liner. I am prolix if nothing else. Mr. Sherman
should not have changed his email address like the gypsy that he is. But it
doesn't matter, I was fated to overtake him in any event. No Dane can
compete with an Irishman when it comes to garrulousness.

I believe I will likely remain the all-time champion poster from a single
email address to ARBR for some time to come provided I keep up the good work
of course.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"LoGo USA" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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[...]

Quoted message said:

Did anyone else think Edgy is edging a bit closer to the
brink of total irrationality when he posted (not a link
but the entire text of) a very dull, very LO-O-O-ONG
non-original poem, for no good reason that I could see,
until I saw (another Freudian slip?) this stanza:

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I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be[, but]
one that will do [to] start a scene or two... Full of
high sentence, but a bit obtuse... at times, the Fool.

No, No, it is too much! Here we have the ultimate idiocy, a total moron
taking an editing pen to a masterpiece. It would be like me trying to
improve upon Beethoven. It is just too much for a person to stand.

Here is the complete stanza as it should be read:

No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous-
Almost, at times, the Fool.

T.S. Eliot - The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

I posted this poem in its entirety because it is considered one of the 20th
century's greatest pieces of verse. It is required reading in all English
departments everywhere in the world. Classes of students will spend many
weeks just dissecting this one poem and discussing it endlessly. It is very
exciting to do this and most students love it.

When I want someone to really read something important, I will not post a
link. I will instead post exactly what it is that I want to be read.

Wayne will never know how much I am laughing at him for thinking this poem,
"The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock", is long and dull. Such stupidty is
truly breathtaking. But it is always good to get the measure of a man.

I grow old . I grow old .
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

T.S.Eliot - The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

T.S.Eliot - The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

Hey one-liner fans -

The TROLL tolls on:

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Having Wayne Leggett proof read [sic] you is like having
a kindergarten kid proof read [sic] a college professor.

Well, sure, as long as the kid knows that 'proofread' is
a compound word.

Quoted message said:

... I [Ed] will not spend this much time on [Wayne] ever
again [absolute term sic].

Promises, promises... but maybe he should at least try to
keep it down to a single reply for each of my posts?

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I now have over 6000 posts to ARBR. And there is not
one of them [absolute term sic] that is a one-liner.

Oh? Then who did write those 37 or so posts last year that
said only: "More Ed Gin [censored]"?

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[An Eliot poem - not nearly as interesting as most of
those in 'Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats'] is
required reading in all [absolute term sic] English
departments everywhere in the world [repetitive absolute
term sic]. Classes of students will spend many weeks
[obvious exaggeration sic] just dissecting this one poem
and discussing it endlessly [absolute term sic]. It is
very exciting to do this and most students love it.

Oh, yes... yet another inarguable tenet, direct from the
ultimate authority on post-adolescent interests... or was
that just a TROLL howling at the moon again?

Quoted message said:

I posted this poem in its entirety because [I was too
lazy and/or stupid to post a link].

Quotation edited for accuracy.

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I [Ed] do not [paraphrase] and I do not [edit]. That is
because I [would have to read, understand and put some
effort into separating the pertinent subject matter from
the [censored]. I.e., I'm too stupid and lazy.]

Quotation edited for accuracy.

Quoted message said:

"I grow old. I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers
rolled."

Jenny Joseph did it better.

Quoted message said:

I [Ed] like to repeat for emphasis, even if redundant.

And if not redundant? Oh, never mind...

Quoted message said:

... we [Ed's alter egos Edgy and 'nget'?] can expect no
enlightenment from him [Wayne] unfortuantely [sic].

Unfortunately, that's all too true!

One can lead a horse's ass
To Junior High School spelling class,
But a horse's ass can't think,
And so it goes back home to drink.

Quoted message said:

Nget had [Wayne] figured out from day one, but I [Edgy]
was willing to cut [Wayne] some slack...

And what did Dr. Jekyll and/or Mr. Hyde think about it?

Quoted message said:

I [Ed] am prolix if nothing else.

He mustn't be so modest; of course he's abusive, boastful,
deceptive, and a glaringly incompetent writer as well.

More? ...
Wayne

Ah, how delightful when circumstances conspire to cause Sara Teasdale
to visit..."My heart has grown rich with the passing of years/I have
less need now than when I was young/To share myself with every comer/Or
shape my thoughts into words with my tongue"....

LoGo USA said:

Hey one-liner fans -

The TROLL tolls on:

Quoted message said:

Having Wayne Leggett proof read [sic] you is like having
a kindergarten kid proof read [sic] a college professor.

Well, sure, as long as the kid knows that 'proofread' is
a compound word.

Quoted message said:

... I [Ed] will not spend this much time on [Wayne] ever
again [absolute term sic].

Promises, promises... but maybe he should at least try to
keep it down to a single reply for each of my posts?

Quoted message said:

I now have over 6000 posts to ARBR. And there is not
one of them [absolute term sic] that is a one-liner.

Oh? Then who did write those 37 or so posts last year that
said only: "More Ed Gin [censored]"?

Quoted message said:

[An Eliot poem - not nearly as interesting as most of
those in 'Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats'] is
required reading in all [absolute term sic] English
departments everywhere in the world [repetitive absolute
term sic]. Classes of students will spend many weeks
[obvious exaggeration sic] just dissecting this one poem
and discussing it endlessly [absolute term sic]. It is
very exciting to do this and most students love it.

Oh, yes... yet another inarguable tenet, direct from the
ultimate authority on post-adolescent interests... or was
that just a TROLL howling at the moon again?

Quoted message said:

I posted this poem in its entirety because [I was too
lazy and/or stupid to post a link].

Quotation edited for accuracy.

Quoted message said:

I [Ed] do not [paraphrase] and I do not [edit]. That is
because I [would have to read, understand and put some
effort into separating the pertinent subject matter from
the [censored]. I.e., I'm too stupid and lazy.]

Quotation edited for accuracy.

Quoted message said:

"I grow old. I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers
rolled."

Jenny Joseph did it better.

Quoted message said:

I [Ed] like to repeat for emphasis, even if redundant.

And if not redundant? Oh, never mind...

Quoted message said:

... we [Ed's alter egos Edgy and 'nget'?] can expect no
enlightenment from him [Wayne] unfortuantely [sic].

Unfortunately, that's all too true!

One can lead a horse's ass
To Junior High School spelling class,
But a horse's ass can't think,
And so it goes back home to drink.

Quoted message said:

Nget had [Wayne] figured out from day one, but I [Edgy]
was willing to cut [Wayne] some slack...

And what did Dr. Jekyll and/or Mr. Hyde think about it?

Quoted message said:

I [Ed] am prolix if nothing else.

He mustn't be so modest; of course he's abusive, boastful,
deceptive, and a glaringly incompetent writer as well.

More? ...
Wayne

LoGo USA said:

Hey one-liner fans -

The TROLL tolls on:

Quoted message said:

Having Wayne Leggett proof read [sic] you is like having
a kindergarten kid proof read [sic] a college professor.

Well, sure, as long as the kid knows that 'proofread' is
a compound word.

Quoted message said:

... I [Ed] will not spend this much time on [Wayne] ever
again [absolute term sic].

Promises, promises... but maybe he should at least try to
keep it down to a single reply for each of my posts?

Quoted message said:

I now have over 6000 posts to ARBR. And there is not
one of them [absolute term sic] that is a one-liner.

Oh? Then who did write those 37 or so posts last year that
said only: "More Ed Gin [censored]"?

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Quoted message said:

Wayne

And while not technically one-liners, some of Ed's responses have no
words, just four or six lines of gibberish, don't they?

Indiana Mike

LoGo USA said:

Hey one-liner fans -

The TROLL tolls on:

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Quoted message said:

One can lead a horse's ass
To Junior High School spelling class,
But a horse's ass can't think,
And so it goes back home to drink.

Guess I should have finished your post before firing off a follow-up.
Are you now going to ask me to limit my responses to one per post?

It does seem that Ed has lightened up on the ol' vino, perhaps given
it up as he has stated. Most of his posts have a greater clarity than
those leading up to his latest 'final farewell'.

Heck (can you tell how tempted I was to use 'Hell's Bells' here?), I
don't mind Ed when he's being close to civil. I only wish we had more
active members in this group so his voice would be a smaller
percentage of total messages.

Indiana Mike

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Nget had [Wayne] figured out from day one, but I [Edgy]
was willing to cut [Wayne] some slack...

And what did Dr. Jekyll and/or Mr. Hyde think about it?

Quoted message said:

I [Ed] am prolix if nothing else.

He mustn't be so modest; of course he's abusive, boastful,
deceptive, and a glaringly incompetent writer as well.

More? ...
Wayne

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Quoted message said:

Hey one-liner fans -

The TROLL tolls on:

Quoted message said:

Having Wayne Leggett proof read [sic] you is like having
a kindergarten kid proof read [sic] a college professor.

Well, sure, as long as the kid knows that 'proofread' is
a compound word.

I have already told you numerous times that I do not bother with all that
nonsense about compound words. I like to separate them. I can do this
because I am Great. You can't do it because you are a dwarf.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

... I [Ed] will not spend this much time on [Wayne] ever
again [absolute term sic].

I like 'ever again'. You get your style and I will stick to mine. You will
note how much shorter my time is going to be spent on you henceforth.

Quoted message said:

Promises, promises... but maybe he should at least try to
keep it down to a single reply for each of my posts?

All that is ever required is that the relevant complete passages be quoted,
something that you never do. I do that because I am not a scoundrel like you
are.

However, you should just do one of my posts at a time. More than one and we
lose everyone, including me. But your damnable paraphrasing and selective
quotations really turns everyone off. See how others post here and go and do
likewise. I do not think you have the brains God gave you. What happened?
Did you lose them doing drugs?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I now have over 6000 posts to ARBR. And there is not
one of them [absolute term sic] that is a one-liner.

I like absolute terms. I use them all the time. It is part of my inimitable
style. Get used to it.

Quoted message said:

Oh? Then who did write those 37 or so posts last year that
said only: "More Ed Gin [censored]"?

I do not consider those to be posts at all. Anyone but Wayne Leggett would
know that [censored] deserves nothing but [censored] in return. Since that is what Ed
Gin was doing, I returned the favor. But all of this is way too complex for
a poor poet who has nothing but ass and sex on his pea size brain.
[...]

The rest of Wayne's message is nothing but garbage and I can't be bothered
with it. He will have to learn to post here like everyone else. He ought to
know that if I am not reading what he is writing, then that means no one is.

One other thing - until he stops with the paraphrasing and the selective
quotations, I will just resort to my usual mode of calling him out for what
he is and let it go at that. Life is to short to waste on fools like him.
Even NYC, a newbie to this group, knows how to write a post a hundred times
better than Wayne. Heaven's to Betsy, if you are going to be a troll like
Wayne, then at least try to be an amusing one. All those [ brackets ] are
insane!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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Quoted message said:

And while not technically one-liners, some of Ed's responses have no
words, just four or six lines of gibberish, don't they?

Indiana Mike

I only use that on bona fide idiots. I may start using that on Wayne Leggett
too if he doesn't learn to post properly.

Wayne is not an idiot, but in some ways he is worse than an idiot. He knows
better, yet he does it anyway - just to make himself look good. He has no
regard for the reader at all. Even I find it difficult to read him.

What is really strange is that he has an eye for what looks good in verse,
but it is completely lacking when it comes to what looks good in simple
written prose. Very strange indeed.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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Quoted message said:

LoGo USA said:

Hey one-liner fans -

The TROLL tolls on:

<snip>

Quoted message said:

One can lead a horse's ass
To Junior High School spelling class,
But a horse's ass can't think,
And so it goes back home to drink.

Guess I should have finished your post before firing off a follow-up.
Are you now going to ask me to limit my responses to one per post?

It does seem that Ed has lightened up on the ol' vino, perhaps given
it up as he has stated. Most of his posts have a greater clarity than
those leading up to his latest 'final farewell'.

A little emotional content goes a long ways on a group such as this. The
main problem I have with Mr. Sherman is that he seems half dead to me. All
he ever wants to do is just present a few facts. I mean, how dull can you
get?

All of my many final farewells have been about telling everyone to go to
Hell. The clarity is crystal clear to all but the deaf and blind.

Quoted message said:

Heck (can you tell how tempted I was to use 'Hell's Bells' here?), I
don't mind Ed when he's being close to civil. I only wish we had more
active members in this group so his voice would be a smaller
percentage of total messages.

It is good to be civil when others are also. However, when confronted with
incivility, the best recourse is to get even more uncivil. Then when it gets
really nasty, it is best to give them the old heave-ho with something like
this:

alsdfjdsajfldsjfdsjflasjdfldsajfldsa.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Nget had [Wayne] figured out from day one, but I [Edgy]
was willing to cut [Wayne] some slack...

And what did Dr. Jekyll and/or Mr. Hyde think about it?

Quoted message said:

I [Ed] am prolix if nothing else.

He mustn't be so modest; of course he's abusive, boastful,
deceptive, and a glaringly incompetent writer as well.

More? ...
Wayne

Have a look at the above mess as given by Wayne. All those brackets are
insane. He is trying to paraphrase me but messing it up so badly that no one
can make head nor tail out of it. He needs to stop with all the selective
quotations and post like everyone else here does. He simply does not have
the brains to know how to edit properly.

Like all poets, Wayne Leggett is severely limited in general intelligence.
He is like a musician that way. They only know one thing, however badly, and
everything else in life is a mystery to them. He is a bit of a wordsmith,
but that is all he is.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota