one for the ladies

"bob watkinson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Just seen on Good Morning, apparently you can now buy an attachment that
allows you ladies to pee in a similar way to us men, i.e. just unzip and

go.

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They come in a fetching shade of pinky/purple or British racing green for
the racier types. Sadly they neglected to say where these can be obtained,
presumably to protect us men by allowing us to keep our smug superiority
when the urge takes us on a freezing cold day

Also usefull for chaps the night after a curry and guiness session. erm,
I'll go now.

In article <[email hidden]>, bob watkinson
<[email hidden]> writes

Quoted message said:

Just seen on Good Morning, apparently you can now buy an attachment that
allows you ladies to pee in a similar way to us men, i.e. just unzip and go.
They come in a fetching shade of pinky/purple or British racing green for
the racier types. Sadly they neglected to say where these can be obtained,
presumably to protect us men by allowing us to keep our smug superiority
when the urge takes us on a freezing cold day

http://www.whizaway.com/

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Dominic Sexton
http://www.dscs.demon.co.uk/

On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 12:19:02 -0000, "bob watkinson"
<[email hidden]> wrote:

| Just seen on Good Morning, apparently you can now buy an attachment that
| allows you ladies to pee in a similar way to us men, i.e. just unzip and go.
| They come in a fetching shade of pinky/purple or British racing green for
| the racier types. Sadly they neglected to say where these can be obtained,
| presumably to protect us men by allowing us to keep our smug superiority
| when the urge takes us on a freezing cold day

They should be easy to make but I dare not post a description for obvious
reasons.

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IME it works :-)

bob watkinson said:

Just seen on Good Morning, apparently you can now buy an attachment that
allows you ladies to pee in a similar way to us men

Why would women want to pee on the bathroom floor?

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bob watkinson said:

Just seen on Good Morning, apparently you can now buy an attachment that
allows you ladies to pee in a similar way to us men

Why would women want to pee on the bathroom floor?

or in the wardrobe

bob watkinson said:

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bob watkinson said:

Just seen on Good Morning, apparently you can now buy an attachment that
allows you ladies to pee in a similar way to us men

Why would women want to pee on the bathroom floor?

or in the wardrobe

or out of the window..

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In article <[email hidden]>, bob watkinson
<[email hidden]> writes

Quoted message said:

Just seen on Good Morning, apparently you can now buy an attachment that
allows you ladies to pee in a similar way to us men, i.e. just unzip and go.
They come in a fetching shade of pinky/purple or British racing green for
the racier types. Sadly they neglected to say where these can be obtained,
presumably to protect us men by allowing us to keep our smug superiority
when the urge takes us on a freezing cold day

http://www.whizaway.com/

That's the overflashed sight (sic) isn't it? I'm actually
sorely tempted, since I dislike the inequality that means that
if I want a pee while I'm out it's necessary to bare all
rather than just extract the appropriate bit, and my cut-down
placcy bottles leave a lot to be desired in the comfort
department. Mind, the need to bare all does get less if I
wear a skirt - as I often do for walking - because I'm then
carrying a 'privacy tent' around with me. It's amazing how
decorous one can look sitting innocently on the ground, skirt
tastefully draped around the knees and ankles... ;-)
--
I try to be a good example to my children, but they just see
me as a dire warning.

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<[email hidden]> writes

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In article <[email hidden]>, bob watkinson
<[email hidden]> writes

Quoted message said:

Just seen on Good Morning, apparently you can now buy an attachment that
allows you ladies to pee in a similar way to us men, i.e. just unzip and go.
They come in a fetching shade of pinky/purple or British racing green for
the racier types. Sadly they neglected to say where these can be obtained,
presumably to protect us men by allowing us to keep our smug superiority
when the urge takes us on a freezing cold day

http://www.whizaway.com/

That's the overflashed sight (sic) isn't it?

Sadly yes, and they probably paid some charlatans loads of walonga for
the privilege :-(

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I'm actually
sorely tempted, since I dislike the inequality that means that
if I want a pee while I'm out it's necessary to bare all
rather than just extract the appropriate bit, and my cut-down
placcy bottles leave a lot to be desired in the comfort
department. Mind, the need to bare all does get less if I
wear a skirt - as I often do for walking - because I'm then
carrying a 'privacy tent' around with me. It's amazing how
decorous one can look sitting innocently on the ground, skirt
tastefully draped around the knees and ankles... ;-)

Doesn't work with my Tracksters but it does remind me of a sight from my
time in Nigeria which has unfortunately been ingrained very graphically
in my brane. A lady was walking along the village street, past market
stalls, with a large load balanced precariously upon her head and a baby
strapped to her back when she got caught short. With not a care in the
world she stopped, stood with her feet well apart and relieved herself
before continuing on her journey. No wizzerway for that lady as she
would have needed a hands-free-kit for it.

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Dominic Sexton
http://www.dscs.demon.co.uk/

Fran said:

Quoted message said:

http://www.whizaway.com/

That's the overflashed sight (sic) isn't it? I'm actually
sorely tempted, since I dislike the inequality that means that
if I want a pee while I'm out it's necessary to bare all
rather than just extract the appropriate bit, and my cut-down
placcy bottles leave a lot to be desired in the comfort
department. Mind, the need to bare all does get less if I
wear a skirt - as I often do for walking - because I'm then
carrying a 'privacy tent' around with me. It's amazing how
decorous one can look sitting innocently on the ground, skirt
tastefully draped around the knees and ankles... ;-)

There used to be a site at www.restrooms.org/standing.html covering this
subject but it seems now to redirect to a commercial product.
--
Dave

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http://www.whizaway.com/

That's the overflashed sight (sic) isn't it?

Sadly yes, and they probably paid some charlatans loads of walonga for
the privilege :-(

Aye. I'm clearly in the wrong job...

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I'm actually
sorely tempted,

....But I've just been back to the URL in question. £6.80
didn't seem too much, but then I noticed the P&P and tax.
Tax?? If they mean VAT I wish they'd say so - but more than
that I wish they'd said with their initial price list that VAT
wasn't included.

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Doesn't work with my Tracksters but it does remind me of a sight from my
time in Nigeria which has unfortunately been ingrained very graphically
in my brane. A lady was walking along the village street, past market
stalls, with a large load balanced precariously upon her head and a baby
strapped to her back when she got caught short. With not a care in the
world she stopped, stood with her feet well apart and relieved herself
before continuing on her journey. No wizzerway for that lady as she
would have needed a hands-free-kit for it.

Let's face it, we do rather make too much of a palaver of
'private functions', considering we all do it. On my wedding
day I found it impossible to use the toilet on my own since I
needed someone to hold my dress and hooped petticoat out of
the way while I 'sat'. Since I was drinking vast quantities
that day (tea, in pint mugfuls - NOT what you were thinking
<g>😉 guests got quite used to the sight of the bride being
accompanied to the loo by whichever lady happened to be
standing nearest the door at the time...
--
I try to be a good example to my children, but they just see
me as a dire warning.

"Fran" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> http://www.whizaway.com/
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That's the overflashed sight (sic) isn't it?

Sadly yes, and they probably paid some charlatans loads of walonga for
the privilege :-(

Aye. I'm clearly in the wrong job...

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I'm actually
sorely tempted,

...But I've just been back to the URL in question. £6.80
didn't seem too much, but then I noticed the P&P and tax.
Tax?? If they mean VAT I wish they'd say so - but more than
that I wish they'd said with their initial price list that VAT
wasn't included.

Quoted message said:

Doesn't work with my Tracksters but it does remind me of a sight from my
time in Nigeria which has unfortunately been ingrained very graphically
in my brane. A lady was walking along the village street, past market
stalls, with a large load balanced precariously upon her head and a baby
strapped to her back when she got caught short. With not a care in the
world she stopped, stood with her feet well apart and relieved herself
before continuing on her journey. No wizzerway for that lady as she
would have needed a hands-free-kit for it.

Let's face it, we do rather make too much of a palaver of
'private functions', considering we all do it. On my wedding
day I found it impossible to use the toilet on my own since I
needed someone to hold my dress and hooped petticoat out of
the way while I 'sat'. Since I was drinking vast quantities
that day (tea, in pint mugfuls - NOT what you were thinking
<g>😉 guests got quite used to the sight of the bride being
accompanied to the loo by whichever lady happened to be
standing nearest the door at the time...

JPEGS please.

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I try to be a good example to my children, but they just see
me as a dire warning.

Rooney said:

or out of the window..

New books at amazon.co.uk

"All Over The Floor" by I P Squint

and

"Halfway Up The Wall" by I P Freely.

:-D

--
Brian

"Fran" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

......... It's amazing how

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decorous one can look sitting innocently on the ground, skirt
tastefully draped around the knees and ankles... ;-)
--

This was the preferred option I was in Nepal and India! A long skirt
was a big bonus in the land-of-no-public-loo. As a foreigner you just
had to be sure not to walk down the *most favoured alleyway* :-/

Graham

Fran said:

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http://www.whizaway.com/

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Mind, the need to bare all does get less if I
wear a skirt - as I often do for walking - because I'm then
carrying a 'privacy tent' around with me. It's amazing how
decorous one can look sitting innocently on the ground, skirt
tastefully draped around the knees and ankles... ;-)

One of the forgotten virtues of the crinoline was that you didn't need
to sit down. And if it was raining you didn't need to walk away.
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IPAB, Informatics, JCMB, King's Buildings, Edinburgh, EH9 3JZ, UK
[http://www.dai.ed.ac.uk/homes/cam/]

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"Fran" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

........ It's amazing how

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decorous one can look sitting innocently on the ground, skirt
tastefully draped around the knees and ankles... ;-)
--

This was the preferred option I was in Nepal and India! A long skirt
was a big bonus in the land-of-no-public-loo. As a foreigner you just
had to be sure not to walk down the *most favoured alleyway* :-/

It's trick I learned from friends in my husband's university
rambling club. I couldn't work out why the girls preferred to
wear skirts for walking, until one day light (as it were)
dawned...
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I try to be a good example to my children, but they just see
me as a dire warning.

Fran said:

I couldn't work out why the girls preferred to
wear skirts for walking, until one day light (as it were)
dawned...

Don't you get splashback?

I suppose I always see the problems rather than the solution but I can
imagine a big gust of wind blowing the skirt over my head and me doing
a Mary Poppins [1] over the hill tops.

Judith
[1] I've never seen Mary Poppins but doesn't she wear a big skirt and
float above the chimblies?

Um, apparently it is possible for us twirlies to wee standing up -
without the aid of a whiz away (as demonstrated in The Full Monty) but
I've never been drunk enough to try it!

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Fran said:

I couldn't work out why the girls preferred to
wear skirts for walking, until one day light (as it were)
dawned...

Don't you get splashback?

Not normally, no. When I remember to use one I find a pad or
pantyliner helps to mop up that annoying last drip.

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I suppose I always see the problems rather than the solution but I can
imagine a big gust of wind blowing the skirt over my head and me doing
a Mary Poppins [1] over the hill tops.

Ah well, that's where hands come in, er, handy. Long socks
are useful as well, not for holding the skirt in place but for
providing warmth to the legs. And they can always be rolled
down for coolth if wanted. The skirt I were wearing the other
day when we met up cost me about 50p in a charity shop about
mumble years ago. If it gets damaged it doesn't matter -
there'll always be charity shops to replace it in.

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Judith
[1] I've never seen Mary Poppins but doesn't she wear a big skirt and
float above the chimblies?

Well yes, but as she is Practically Perfect In Every Way
(q.v.) the skirt stays neatly down by her ankles, just as it
ought.
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I try to be a good example to my children, but they just see
me as a dire warning.

Fran said:

The skirt I were wearing the other
day when we met up cost me about 50p in a charity shop about
mumble years ago.

And a jolly fine skirt it looked, too. Especially combined with the
long woolly socks and the boots!

Something I have liked about the urw-ers that I have met, so far, is
that none of you have laughed at what I wear. Well, not to my face
anyway. You all seem so *normal*.

Judith