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  1. I had an interesting experience on my way home last night. I was
    approaching a red traffic light and was slowing down. An old woman was
    crossing the road and she saw that I was not going to stop at the
    first stop line. So she started waving her arms around in my path. I
    stopped before the second stop line (in the ASL and a couple of metres
    before reaching her). She then looked down at the bike pictogram,
    realised her mistake, looked a bit sheepish and went on her way.

    This made me think of several things. Firstly I guess she assumes that
    cyclists jump red lights. Secondly she thinks that if I really wanted
    to cross on red that the arms of a small 50 year old woman would stop
    me. Thirdly I wondered if she does the same to motorists, cos that'd
    be fun to watch.

    LN

  2. lardyninja said:

    ...An old woman was crossing the road ...
    ...the arms of a small 50 year old woman...

    50=old?
    I'm depressed now ;-(

    MikeF

  3. "mikef" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    lardyninja said:

    ...An old woman was crossing the road ...
    ...the arms of a small 50 year old woman...

    50=old?
    I'm depressed now ;-(

    MikeF

    Depressed? Nah. I'd just smack him one with my track pump for being so
    cheeky ;-)

  4. OK, so how old do you define as "old"? Over 35?

    Barb (59 and certainly far from ga-ga!!!)

    "lardyninja" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    I had an interesting experience on my way home last night. I was
    approaching a red traffic light and was slowing down. An old woman was
    crossing the road and she saw that I was not going to stop at the
    first stop line. So she started waving her arms around in my path. I
    stopped before the second stop line (in the ASL and a couple of metres
    before reaching her). She then looked down at the bike pictogram,
    realised her mistake, looked a bit sheepish and went on her way.

    This made me think of several things. Firstly I guess she assumes that
    cyclists jump red lights. Secondly she thinks that if I really wanted
    to cross on red that the arms of a small 50 year old woman would stop
    me. Thirdly I wondered if she does the same to motorists, cos that'd
    be fun to watch.

    LN

  5. On 28/09/2007 15:12, lardyninja said,

    Quoted message said:

    This made me think of several things. Firstly I guess she assumes that
    cyclists jump red lights. Secondly she thinks that if I really wanted
    to cross on red that the arms of a small 50 year old woman would stop
    me.

    Heck - 50 is my next decade, although there is a way to go, but I don't
    even feel nearly old!

    --
    Paul Boyd
    http://www.paul-boyd.co.uk/

  6. "Paul Boyd" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    On 28/09/2007 15:12, lardyninja said,

    Quoted message said:

    This made me think of several things. Firstly I guess she assumes that
    cyclists jump red lights. Secondly she thinks that if I really wanted
    to cross on red that the arms of a small 50 year old woman would stop
    me.

    Heck - 50 is my next decade, although there is a way to go, but I don't
    even feel nearly old!

    I'm fifty next year. Due to all the weight I've lost, my other half reckons
    he's got a brand new wife in her late twenties.

    Yes, his eyesight is suspect, but he's lovely anyway :-)

  7. lardyninja said:

    This made me think of several things. Firstly I guess she assumes that
    cyclists jump red lights. Secondly she thinks that if I really wanted
    to cross on red that the arms of a small 50 year old woman would stop
    me. Thirdly I wondered if she does the same to motorists, cos that'd
    be fun to watch.

    LN


    Old woman of 50?? I had better order my zimmer frame then!
    Jo (50)

  8. In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:


    Heck - 50 is my next decade, although there is a way to go, but I don't
    even feel nearly old!

    I want a t shirt with the Intel-alike logo on it saying "18 Inside" with
    addition "Worn Out" ;-)

    --
    Tony

    " I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong."
    Bertrand Russell

  9. Quoted message said:


    Yes, his eyesight is suspect,

    Not necessarily 🙂 Many of the women over 50 I see at the bridge clubs
    I frequent look very attractive - more so than many women half their
    age.

  10. wafflycat said:

    "Paul Boyd" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    On 28/09/2007 15:12, lardyninja said,

    I'm fifty next year. Due to all the weight I've lost,

    I recall your quoting a staggeringly impressive number a good while ago,
    what's the total loss now?

    pk

  11. "p.k." <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    wafflycat said:

    "Paul Boyd" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    On 28/09/2007 15:12, lardyninja said,

    I'm fifty next year. Due to all the weight I've lost,

    I recall your quoting a staggeringly impressive number a good while ago,
    what's the total loss now?

    pk

    Currently holding steady at about 70lbs loss since February.

  12. in message <[email hidden]>, Jo

    (') said:
    lardyninja said:


    This made me think of several things. Firstly I guess she assumes that
    cyclists jump red lights. Secondly she thinks that if I really wanted
    to cross on red that the arms of a small 50 year old woman would stop
    me. Thirdly I wondered if she does the same to motorists, cos that'd
    be fun to watch.

    LN


    Old woman of 50?? I had better order my zimmer frame then!
    Jo (50)

    Pah! You youngsters today, don't know you're born...

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/
    ;; "If I were a Microsoft Public Relations person, I would probably
    ;; be sobbing on a desk right now" -- Rob Miller, editor, /.

  13. Tony Raven said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:

    Heck - 50 is my next decade, although there is a way to go, but I don't
    even feel nearly old!

    I want a t shirt with the Intel-alike logo on it saying "18 Inside" with
    addition "Worn Out" ;-)


    Like it - make it "Teenager Inside"

    (I did rather like Cyrix's response "Cyrix instead"
    http://cpushack.net/images/Ditto_F.jpg

  14. "lardyninja" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I had an interesting experience on my way home last night. I was
    approaching a red traffic light and was slowing down. An old woman was
    crossing the road and she saw that I was not going to stop at the
    first stop line. So she started waving her arms around in my path. I
    stopped before the second stop line (in the ASL and a couple of metres
    before reaching her). She then looked down at the bike pictogram,
    realised her mistake, looked a bit sheepish and went on her way.

    This made me think of several things. Firstly I guess she assumes that
    cyclists jump red lights. Secondly she thinks that if I really wanted
    to cross on red that the arms of a small 50 year old woman would stop
    me. Thirdly I wondered if she does the same to motorists, cos that'd
    be fun to watch.

    You may now hide from this newsgroup for 3 months - then all us old people
    will have forgotten your rash post because we are gaga.

    John

  15. In article <[email hidden]>, w*a*ff£y£cat*@
    £btco*nn£ect.com says...

    Quoted message said:


    Currently holding steady at about 70lbs loss since February.

    Time for a new bike to celebrate ;-)

    --
    Tony

    " I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong."
    Bertrand Russell

  16. In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:

    Jo (50)

    I thought it was Joe 90

    IGMC

    --
    Tony

    " I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong."
    Bertrand Russell

  17. "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:

    Jo (50)

    I thought it was Joe 90

    IGMC

    --
    Tony


    Well I am more than half way to being Jo(e) 90!

  18. In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    Jo (50)

    I thought it was Joe 90

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    Well I am more than half way to being Jo(e) 90!

    Ahem, what are you telling us? Joe 90 was 9 years old and male ;-)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_90

    --
    Tony

    " I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong."
    Bertrand Russell

  19. "Eatmorepies" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "lardyninja" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    I had an interesting experience on my way home last night. I was
    approaching a red traffic light and was slowing down. An old woman was
    crossing the road and she saw that I was not going to stop at the
    first stop line. So she started waving her arms around in my path. I
    stopped before the second stop line (in the ASL and a couple of metres
    before reaching her). She then looked down at the bike pictogram,
    realised her mistake, looked a bit sheepish and went on her way.

    This made me think of several things. Firstly I guess she assumes that
    cyclists jump red lights. Secondly she thinks that if I really wanted
    to cross on red that the arms of a small 50 year old woman would stop
    me. Thirdly I wondered if she does the same to motorists, cos that'd
    be fun to watch.

    You may now hide from this newsgroup for 3 months - then all us old people
    will have forgotten your rash post because we are gaga.

    John

    Hmm, LN, bet you didn't expect all that?

    However, sometimes (*sometimes*), I do feel my age. The other day whilst
    out tootling around on my bike, I got swiftly overtaken by two beautiful
    young things (male) in lovely lycra and swishy helmets with thighs of
    steel - the stuff of
    fantasy! - but I couldn't keep up!

    Those were the days!!!

    Barb

  20. On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:40:51 +0100, Paul Boyd <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Heck - 50 is my next decade, although there is a way to go, but I don't
    even feel nearly old!


    Spare a thought for those of us for which 50 was our previous decade.
    I nearly feel old....

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