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Ok I admit it, I peed while running today.

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  1. After all my taunting about you wimps having to pee all the time
    (overhydrated), for the first time in several years, I had to pee today while
    running. Normally the urge passes within 20 minutes, but I had to go so bad
    that I couldn't wait 20 minutes. So yes, I did it. I'm so ashamed. I have vowed
    never to pee again, even while not running. I'm just going to "hold it" until I
    die.
    TheBill "the non-urinator" Rodgers
    P.S. And NO I will not get uromysitisis.

  2. Please tell us the details. Were you wearing a diaper? Did it run
    down your leg? Did you use a fire hydrant? Please tell us more.

    Tom

    On 02 Sep 2004 23:55:36 GMT, [email hidden] (TheBillRodgerz)

    Quoted message said:

    After all my taunting about you wimps having to pee all the time
    (overhydrated), for the first time in several years, I had to pee today while
    running. Normally the urge passes within 20 minutes, but I had to go so bad
    that I couldn't wait 20 minutes. So yes, I did it. I'm so ashamed. I have vowed
    never to pee again, even while not running. I'm just going to "hold it" until I
    die.
    TheBill "the non-urinator" Rodgers
    P.S. And NO I will not get uromysitisis.

  3. Please tell us the details. Were you wearing a diaper? Did it run
    down your leg? Did you use a fire hydrant? Please tell us more.

    Tom

    On 02 Sep 2004 23:55:36 GMT, [email hidden] (TheBillRodgerz)

    Quoted message said:

    After all my taunting about you wimps having to pee all the time
    (overhydrated), for the first time in several years, I had to pee today while
    running. Normally the urge passes within 20 minutes, but I had to go so bad
    that I couldn't wait 20 minutes. So yes, I did it. I'm so ashamed. I have vowed
    never to pee again, even while not running. I'm just going to "hold it" until I
    die.
    TheBill "the non-urinator" Rodgers
    P.S. And NO I will not get uromysitisis.

  4. Quoted message said:

    Please tell us the details.

    Ok, you asked for it.

    Quoted message said:

    Were you wearing a diaper?

    No, but I was sniffing a dirty one.

    Quoted message said:

    Did it run
    down your leg?

    Yes, it felt soooooooo nice and warm...

    Quoted message said:

    Did you use a fire hydrant?

    No, I used my penis.

    Quoted message said:

    Please tell us more.

    It was yellow, smelled nasty, tasted a bit like GA, it was warm, and I barely
    missed my mouth, only just wetting my hair and clothes.

    Quoted message said:

    Tom "still an [censored]"

  5. "TheBillRodgerz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    After all my taunting about you wimps having to pee all the time
    (overhydrated), for the first time in several years, I had to pee
    today while
    running. Normally the urge passes within 20 minutes, but I had to go
    so bad
    that I couldn't wait 20 minutes. So yes, I did it. I'm so ashamed. I
    have vowed
    never to pee again, even while not running. I'm just going to "hold
    it" until I
    die.
    TheBill "the non-urinator" Rodgers
    P.S. And NO I will not get uromysitisis.

    How about a catheter and recycle as if it's camelback.

  6. Uncontrollable peeing and running go hand in hand. Most joggers have
    been doing it since their first encounter with the schoolyard bully.

  7. Quoted message said:

    How about a catheter and recycle as if it's camelback.

    Cool idea! I'm starting to like you...(well, not really)

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