Ha ha SUCKERS, what a week! Over here at the White House most of us
have been passed out in the Lincoln bedroom since about Thursday! I
never saw so much Tequila flow in my life! Karl sure knows how to
throw a party!!!! We were chanting DIEBOLD, DIEBOLD, DIEBOLD all night
long!!!
<http://ustogether.org/election04/Little_Analysis.html>
<http://synapse.princeton.edu/~sam/pollcalc.html>
<www.blackboxvoting.org>
(sorry about that last one, our hackers keep shutting it down! They're
the tin foil-hat brigade anyway! What, Karl Rove cheat? Just because
there'd be no way to catch him? No way!)
Golly, those crazy Democrats! How did they expect to beat us
with a candidate so cowardly, he didn't even have the guts to be a
draft-dodger! What a bunch of LOOOOOSERS! I'll tell you the problem
with all those panty-waist Frenchies like John F. "Frenchy" Kerry:
they got no word for coo dayta!!! DIEBOLD, DIEBOLD, DIEBOLD!!!!!!
Blind-faith based elections, alright!! Did you see those darkies in
nine-hour lines at the polls, in the rain!? WAY TO GO KARL!!!
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TO EVERYONE ON THE PLANET
Please get out of the way while our son and his cronies steal
your oil, blow up your cities, raise the global temperature by 10
degrees, skyrocket the national debt, pollute like there's no
tomorrow, loot the treasury, pervert the justice system, rape the
national parks, hand out overinflated contracts to all our pals,
ignore real dangers and chase after phantoms, cheat in debates, steal
elections, gerrymander districts, turn the USA into one big church,
let North Korea and Iran get the bomb, let Osama bin Laden off the
hook, tell women in need of health care to pray harder, fix social
security by skyrocketing the price of flu vaccines and prescription
drugs, and generally bungle everything they touch. LOOKIN GOOD!
Oh, by the way, don't forget: Uncle Sam needs you! Free
one-way tickets to Baghdad!
Most sincerely, George and Bar