Bloody cameras! I went into WH Smith today and just needed a ballpoint pen.
I was in a hurry to write a letter so took one of the loose pens out of the
pen box. It was only 35 pence, so I didn't bother to pay for it. The next
thing a jobsworth store detective ran out of the store and said he saw me on
their sneaky spy camera stealing a pen.
I mean it's a 35p pen FFS, peanuts to a large company like that, but he
insisted it was stealing. I said that in my car, I was allowed 10% plus 2
mph before I got nicked, so I could be driving at 79 mph on a motorway and
not get done according to the ACPO guidelines, but it cut no ice. One pen, a
box of pens, it was still stealing.
The sods didn't even have the decency to publish the whereabouts of the
cameras in the local rag or on the radio like they do with the safety
cameras, so I know where I can break the law. Swines.
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Simon Mason
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/