Nude cycling accidents ...

"Robin-Louis Clevis" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I lost my [censored] last summer while cycling in the nude, I crashed, it
broke off and a gay bird took it away.

Well, if you will cycle in the nude, in freezing weather, what did you
expect?

Alan

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Did you ever lose any important body part while cycling in the nude ???

Alan Holmes <[email hidden]> whizzed past me shouting

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I lost my [censored] last summer while cycling in the nude, I crashed, it
broke off and a gay bird took it away.

Well, if you will cycle in the nude, in freezing weather, what did you
expect?

He said it was last summer. Do you think he means a jay bird (they take
any food that can't run away) or was it a bird of passage, like the the
Transatlantic Trollbird?

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Sue ];(🙂

Bicycle helmets are really a bit of a scam.
They make most cyclists slightly less safe but there's money in selling them.

"Sue White" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Alan Holmes <[email hidden]> whizzed past me shouting

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Quoted message said:

I lost my [censored] last summer while cycling in the nude, I crashed, it
broke off and a gay bird took it away.

Well, if you will cycle in the nude, in freezing weather, what did you
expect?

He said it was last summer.

Makes you wish that you can read, doesn't it!(:-(

Alan

Do you think he means a jay bird (they take

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any food that can't run away) or was it a bird of passage, like the the
Transatlantic Trollbird?

--
Sue ];(🙂

Bicycle helmets are really a bit of a scam.
They make most cyclists slightly less safe but there's money in selling
them.

"Sue White" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Alan Holmes <[email hidden]> whizzed past me shouting

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Quoted message said:

I lost my [censored] last summer while cycling in the nude, I crashed, it
broke off and a gay bird took it away.

He said it was last summer. Do you think he means a jay bird (they take
any food that can't run away) or was it a bird of passage, like the the
Transatlantic Trollbird?

Can't have meant a lesbian as she would not have had any interest in his
[censored].

:~)

"Tony W" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Sue White" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Alan Holmes <[email hidden]> whizzed past me shouting

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>I lost my [censored] last summer while cycling in the nude, I crashed, it
> broke off and a gay bird took it away.

He said it was last summer. Do you think he means a jay bird (they take
any food that can't run away) or was it a bird of passage, like the the
Transatlantic Trollbird?

Can't have meant a lesbian as she would not have had any interest in his
[censored].

I was under the impression that some lesbians are interested in mens bits!

Alan

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:~)

"Robin-Louis Clevis" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I lost my [censored] last summer while cycling in the nude, I crashed, it
broke off and a gay bird took it away.

Did you ever lose any important body part while cycling in the nude ???

I've yet to cycle nude but have lost important parts of my body when
cycling, namely skin, but as yet in non-critical quantities. Dunno what
happened to it though, bio-degraded I s'pose.

"Sue White" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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or was it a bird of passage, like the the

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Transatlantic Trollbird?

Definitely the latter. You're all feeding the moron by x-posting to
'is.vedur' where he's sitting counting his replies....

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"Sue White" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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or was it a bird of passage, like the the

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Transatlantic Trollbird?

Definitely the latter. You're all feeding the moron by x-posting to
'is.vedur' where he's sitting counting his replies....

Good God! If there's ever a group trolled to death it's that one! The
last post that's even in Icelandic seems to be two years ago.

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[email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/
;; Let's have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck
;; in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle.
;; Rep. Earl Blumenauer (Dem, OR)