Noseburn!

"Simonb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I just had the bike upside-down and it tipped towards me as I was

examining

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the derailleur alignment. I now have a big red patch on the side of my

nose

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where the spinning tyre skinned it.

Ouch very much.

Simonb

Thanks for sharing that one with us Simon ;-) (heheh!!) Dave.

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I just had the bike upside-down and it tipped towards me as I was

examining

Quoted message said:

the derailleur alignment. I now have a big red patch on the side of my

nose

Quoted message said:

where the spinning tyre skinned it.

Ouch very much.

Simonb

Thanks for sharing that one with us Simon ;-) (heheh!!) Dave.

Did you manage to hit your head against anything when you recoiled?

Drinky must be edykated coz e writed:

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I just had the bike upside-down and it tipped towards me as I was

examining

Quoted message said:

the derailleur alignment. I now have a big red patch on the side of my

nose

Quoted message said:

where the spinning tyre skinned it.

Ouch very much.

Simonb

Thanks for sharing that one with us Simon ;-) (heheh!!) Dave.

Did you manage to hit your head against anything when you recoiled?

You rotten devil. ;-)

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I just had the bike upside-down and it tipped towards me as I was examining the derailleur
alignment. I now have a big red patch on the side of my nose where the spinning tyre skinned it.

yes, right, of course that's how you got a rubber burn. Anyone got .jpgs of the real reason?

Cheers, helen s ;-)

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Ouch very much.

Did you manage to hit your head against anything when you recoiled?

"Respected Sirs,"

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Nick Kew said:

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Drinky said:

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> Ouch very much.

Did you manage to hit your head against anything when you recoiled?

"Respected Sirs,"

Eh?

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Nick Kew said:

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Drinky said:

>> Ouch very much.

Did you manage to hit your head against anything when you recoiled?

"Respected Sirs,"

Eh?

Hoffnung?

cheers, clive

Clive George said:

Hoffnung?

cheers, clive

Wuh?

dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

yes, right, of course that's how you got a rubber burn. Anyone got .jpgs of the real reason?

An intimate moment between man and bike, and rubber. Continental rubber at that (with a large 'C'😉.

Simonb said:

Clive George said:

Hoffnung?

cheers, clive

Wuh?

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Dave Kahn said:

Simonb said:

Clive George said:

Hoffnung?

cheers, clive

Wuh?

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Very good.

Ha. Ha.

dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

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I just had the bike upside-down and it tipped towards me as I was examining the derailleur
alignment. I now have a big red patch on the side of my nose where the spinning tyre skinned it.

yes, right, of course that's how you got a rubber burn. Anyone got .jpgs of the real reason?

I wasn't going to post a link to Mr Blowup's website in the motorcyclists-
claiming-that-lycra-looks-kinky thread, not even for a laugh. And I'm not going to post it
now either.

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Dave Kahn said:

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Oh dear. Doesn't it look limp and flat in writing?

The way he tells it has to be my alltime favourite comedy sketch.

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