Norco Apparel

Centurian_Ooo'yabass said:

Whoaaaaaa there horsey ... now they come oot the widwork .. yes I do
own a NORCO..and a KONA and a SARACEN and a STERGIO ( road bike to
you folks ) and ... not to blow my own trumprt ... have been riding
at competition level for the last 35 years .. when you were just a
tadpole swimming in your dad's scrotum

I'll spell it out tae ya

1. When you post on the top -- that's top posting. Get it? This post
here is bottom posted, and is the generally accepted format for this NG.
Even for Norco seeking buffoons.
2. You could own 14 bikes and have raced in the Tour-de-[censored]-France as
frog in drag, but that still doesn't answer Penny's (and now my) basic
question. What is you fixation on NORCO?
3. Nobody asked you what the hell bikes you own, but thanks for sharing.
4. 35 years of riding said bikes has done nothing to improve your
communication skills.
5. ....... and as far as your little tadpole comment.....You replied to
yourself!!! Now that's funny.

Word of advice you seem to have missed in your thirty-five years of clueless
riding. When someone's trying to be helpful, it's in poor taste to insult
her.

Thanks for playing, now go back to your dad's scrotum

Tom

tcmedara said:

Centurian_Ooo'yabass said:

Whoaaaaaa there horsey ... now they come oot the widwork .. yes I do
own a NORCO..and a KONA and a SARACEN and a STERGIO ( road bike to
you folks ) and ... not to blow my own trumprt ... have been riding
at competition level for the last 35 years .. when you were just a
tadpole swimming in your dad's scrotum

I'll spell it out tae ya

1. When you post on the top -- that's top posting. Get it? This
post here is bottom posted, and is the generally accepted format for
this NG. Even for Norco seeking buffoons.
2. You could own 14 bikes and have raced in the
Tour-de-[censored]-France as frog in drag, but that still doesn't answer
Penny's (and now my) basic question. What is you fixation on NORCO?
3. Nobody asked you what the hell bikes you own, but thanks for
sharing.
4. 35 years of riding said bikes has done nothing to improve your
communication skills.
5. ....... and as far as your little tadpole comment.....You replied
to yourself!!! Now that's funny.

Word of advice you seem to have missed in your thirty-five years of
clueless riding. When someone's trying to be helpful, it's in poor
taste to insult her.

Thanks for playing, now go back to your dad's scrotum

I /think/ he's got a Norco bike, and wants some logo gear to go with it.
Why the hell he didn't just say that is anyone's guess...

Bill "Norco Dorko?" S.

S o r n i said:

I /think/ he's got a Norco bike, and wants some logo gear to go with
it. Why the hell he didn't just say that is anyone's guess...

Bill "Norco Dorko?" S.

Thanks for helping me out. I must have reread that damn thread four times
trying to figure out what the dude was after. Then it just got funny!
English as a foreign language or something like that....

Tom