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  1. http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/?pg=fullstory&id=3769

    For the first time possibly ever, I am speechless. Well, except for
    that stuff I just said.

    -Cosmo
    http://cyclocosm.com

  2. Quoted message said:

    http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/?pg=fullstory&id=3769
    For the first time possibly ever, I am speechless.

    What, that he's Dutch but still only a measly cat 4?

    --
    E. Dronkert

  3. email hidden said:

    http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/?pg=fullstory&id=3769


    Mmmmmm, Kelly Kapowski and Lisa Turtle.

    JT

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  4. Seriously...

    http://www.tiffanithiessen.org/photos/albums/starring/saved/kelly013.jpg

  5. In article
    <[email hidden]>,
    "[email hidden]" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/?pg=fullstory&id=3769

    For the first time possibly ever, I am speechless. Well, except for
    that stuff I just said.

    The moron misspelled tyke.

    --
    Michael Press

  6. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted post said:

    http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/?pg=fullstory&id=3769

    For the first time possibly ever, I am speechless. Well, except for
    that stuff I just said.

    -Cosmo
    http://cyclocosm.com

    Blah blah blah, movie star Mark-Paul Gosselar, blah blah blah, Cat
    4/trackie, blah -

    Great peat bogs of the mother country! Check out that liquor cabinet!

    I think I'm in love.

    Anyone know if there's some bigger pictures of the bar?

    Livedrunk,

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
    to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

  7. Michael Press said:
    Quoted message said:

    http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/?pg=fullstory&id=3769

    For the first time possibly ever, I am speechless. Well, except for
    that stuff I just said.

    The moron misspelled tyke.

    This is like complaining that Tiffani misspelled Tiffany.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=tike

    www.littletikes.com

  8. Ryan Cousineau said:

    Blah blah blah, movie star Mark-Paul Gosselar, blah blah blah, Cat
    4/trackie, blah -

    Great peat bogs of the mother country! Check out that liquor cabinet!

    I think I'm in love.

    Yeah, it looks impressive but not very functional. Ya gotta hav e a 2
    meter ladder
    to get to the top shelf! Sounds dangerous when you're tying one
    on.......

  9. Ryan Cousineau said:
    Quoted message said:

    Great peat bogs of the mother country! Check out that liquor cabinet!
    I think I'm in love.

    Mike Bruno said:

    Yeah, it looks impressive but not very functional. Ya gotta hav e a 2
    meter ladder
    to get to the top shelf! Sounds dangerous when you're tying one
    on.......

    Dumbass,

    Ryan specializes in the use of beta blockers to improve his motor control.
    And he knows where to put haybales for maximum braking effect.

  10. Cosmo said:

    For the first time possibly ever, I am speechless. Well, except for
    that stuff I just said.

    He got 5th in the cat 4/5 race in Santa Barbara on Sunday...
    http://www.echelonsantabarbara.org/Events/Mothballs2006/MothResults06.htm

    How'd you do this weekend Cosmo Kramer?

    Mark
    ps. Despite other's comments, I find your blog entertaining.

  11. Mike Bruno said:
    Ryan Cousineau said:

    Blah blah blah, movie star Mark-Paul Gosselar, blah blah blah, Cat
    4/trackie, blah -

    Great peat bogs of the mother country! Check out that liquor cabinet!

    I think I'm in love.

    Yeah, it looks impressive but not very functional. Ya gotta hav e a 2
    meter ladder
    to get to the top shelf! Sounds dangerous when you're tying one on.......

    Amateurs. You put the good stuff up high so that when you
    and your buddies are too lacquered to taste the difference
    between Laphroaig and Jim Beam, you go for the bottle you
    can reach, and don't waste the expensive [censored].

    Liquor store shelving works the same way from top to bottom
    shelf, but if you're in a liquor store and too unsteady to reach
    the top shelf, you may want to consider a trip to the Betty Ford
    Clinic, or at least a liquor store that delivers. What ever
    happened to Kozmo.com anyway?

    BTW I'm impressed by an actor's willingness to take on a
    sport where scrapes and bruises and worse are common.
    If I show up at work with a weekend's worth of MTB/cx leg
    gouges or facial contusions, no one's really gonna blink
    (typical trailer trash weekend souvenirs, right?), but that
    guy has to look decent. Makeup does cover a lot, though.

  12. In article <3BxGf.13447$eR.28@fed1read03>,

    Mark Fennell said:
    Cosmo said:

    For the first time possibly ever, I am speechless. Well, except for
    that stuff I just said.

    He got 5th in the cat 4/5 race in Santa Barbara on Sunday...
    http://www.echelonsantabarbara.org/Events/Mothballs2006/MothResults06.htm

    Quoted message said:

    How'd you do this weekend Cosmo Kramer?

    Oh brother. Look, I totally respect his groundbreaking work in Saved by
    the Bell, and his private bar is a thing to make a grown man weep tears
    of joy, but even yr. humble correspondent no longer proud of finishes
    like 5th in a 23-man 4/5 field.

    Let me put it this way: if I was in a bike race with Mr. Gosselaar and
    Wendy Simms (2005 Canadian women's cyclocross champion) I'd be more
    interested in talking to Ms. Simms after the race, and in comparing my
    performance to hers*.

    Quoted message said:

    Mark
    ps. Despite other's comments, I find your blog entertaining.

    Moi aussi.

    *I did race in a 'cross event with her. I don't think she noticed:
    http://www.krebscycleclub.com/krebs/events.html#cross
    (scroll down to Men's B)

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
    to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

  13. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted post said:

    http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/?pg=fullstory&id=3769

    For the first time possibly ever, I am speechless. Well, except for
    that stuff I just said.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45124

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    The poodle bites, the poodle chews it.

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

  14. Ryan Cousineau said:

    Oh brother. Look, I totally respect his groundbreaking work in Saved by
    the Bell, and his private bar is a thing to make a grown man weep tears
    of joy, but even yr. humble correspondent no longer proud of finishes
    like 5th in a 23-man 4/5 field.

    Actually, their field was full at 75 riders. But your point remains true.

  15. In article <PEMGf.13497$eR.7579@fed1read03>,

    Mark Fennell said:
    Ryan Cousineau said:

    Oh brother. Look, I totally respect his groundbreaking work in Saved by
    the Bell, and his private bar is a thing to make a grown man weep tears
    of joy, but even yr. humble correspondent no longer proud of finishes
    like 5th in a 23-man 4/5 field.

    Actually, their field was full at 75 riders. But your point remains true.

    Actually, that's more impressive. Still not standing on the box, but I
    hear the racing is rather competitive in SoCal. Of course, here's the
    thing: this finish might mean a lot to Mark-Paul. It should mean
    something to his teammates. And it's nice he rides a bike. There are
    worse ways for an actor to spend his spare time.

    But basically, this guy is, bike-racing wise, as good as me. And as the
    joke goes, the thing that is better than winning a Cat 4 race is not
    being retarded.

    However, now that I think about, stalking the amateur racing career of
    Mark-Paul Gosselaar is totally an rbr kind of thing to do. So please
    RBR: find and post all of Zack-Paul's palmares this season. It will make
    a refreshing change from RAAM-hating, Tour of Cal-trashing, and the
    perpetual watersports involving Kunich, Lafferty, and the Urine of the
    Week.

    Ride on, Zack-Paul: we who are dumbasses salute thee!

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
    to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

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