No 6th tour for Lance.

I smell a stinky leetle troll.

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It seems that everyone in rbr is agreed that Lance is beginning to get bad legs from the
ageing process. Maybe the postal team can drag his butt to a 5th tour victory, but I predict
that this will be Lance's last tour

as

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a contender. What American will be Lance's successor? Will Iban Mayo be the future 5 tour winner?

Not to worry, USPS will buy him half a dozen more Roberto Heras's to push him to the top of
every climb.

About time Heras went with a team where he's not babysitting, methinks. After the way he came back
up to Armstrongs group to give his boss a push when Armstrong was being picked on by Beloki, I
reckon he's clearly the best rider on the USPS team.

What next, will USPS buy Beloki and Ullrich as well?

Regards,

Suzy

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It seems that everyone in rbr is agreed that Lance is beginning to get bad legs from the
ageing process. Maybe the postal team can drag his butt to a 5th tour victory, but I predict
that this will be Lance's last tour

as

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a contender. What American will be Lance's successor? Will Iban Mayo be the future 5 tour winner?

Suzy Jackson' may have said:

Not to worry, USPS will buy him half a dozen more Roberto Heras's to push him to the top of
every climb.

About time Heras went with a team where he's not babysitting, methinks. After the way he came back
up to Armstrongs group to give his boss a push when Armstrong was being picked on by Beloki, I
reckon he's clearly the best rider on the USPS team.

What next, will USPS buy Beloki and Ullrich as well?

Nah. They'll get clones made in Scotland.

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It seems that everyone in rbr

Ah, famed around the whole wide room room for their wit and wisdom!

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is agreed that Lance is beginning to get bad legs from the ageing process.

He is practically geriatric after all.

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Maybe the postal team can drag his butt to a 5th tour victory,

Yes, I noticed them dragging his sorry ass up l'Alpe-d'Huez today.

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but I predict that this will be Lance's last tour as a contender.

And to what do we owe this burst of prescience?

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What American will be Lance's successor?

Tyler Hamilton.

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Will Iban Mayo be the future 5 tour winner?

No.

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Suzy Jackson' may have said:

Not to worry, USPS will buy him half a dozen more Roberto Heras's to push him to the top of
every climb.

About time Heras went with a team where he's not babysitting, methinks. After the way he came
back up to Armstrongs group to give his boss a push when Armstrong was being picked on by Beloki,
I reckon he's clearly the

best

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rider on the USPS team.

What next, will USPS buy Beloki and Ullrich as well?

Nah. They'll get clones made in Scotland.

But how are they gonna teach sheep to ride bikes?

Mike - "Hey Mcloud, get offa my ewe!"

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Suzy Jackson' may have said:

Not to worry, USPS will buy him half a dozen more Roberto Heras's to push him to the top of
every climb.

About time Heras went with a team where he's not babysitting, methinks. After the way he came
back up to Armstrongs group to give his boss a push when Armstrong was being picked on by
Beloki, I reckon he's clearly the

best

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rider on the USPS team.

What next, will USPS buy Beloki and Ullrich as well?

Nah. They'll get clones made in Scotland.

But how are they gonna teach sheep to ride bikes?

Baaaaadly.

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On Sun, 13 Jul 2003 21:47:06 GMT, "Suzy Jackson" <[email hidden]> may have said:

>Not to worry, USPS will buy him half a dozen more Roberto Heras's to

push

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>About time Heras went with a team where he's not babysitting,

methinks.

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>After the way he came back up to Armstrongs group to give his boss a

push

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>when Armstrong was being picked on by Beloki, I reckon he's clearly

the

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best

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>rider on the USPS team.
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>What next, will USPS buy Beloki and Ullrich as well?

Nah. They'll get clones made in Scotland.

But how are they gonna teach sheep to ride bikes?

Baaaaadly.

<groan> I deserved that! ;^)

Mike

I remember vaguely something about them looking at Ullrich when his teams and contracts kept falling
through...

Main question is, will the REAL, ACTUAL USPS get my "Tour" pre-view issue to me before *&$#ing
August????

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Not to worry, USPS will buy him half a dozen more Roberto Heras's to push him to the top of
every climb.

About time Heras went with a team where he's not babysitting, methinks. After the way he came back
up to Armstrongs group to give his boss a push when Armstrong was being picked on by Beloki, I
reckon he's clearly the best rider on the USPS team.

What next, will USPS buy Beloki and Ullrich as well?

Callistus Valerius said:

It seems that everyone in rbr is agreed that Lance is beginning to get bad legs from the
ageing process. Maybe the postal team can drag his butt to a 5th tour victory, but I predict
that this will be Lance's last tour as a contender. What American will be Lance's successor?
Will Iban Mayo be the future 5 tour winner?

Not everyone is agreed.

Assuming he wins this year, if LANCE has perfect preparation and a strong early season next year, he
has a strong shot. This year has been a teensy bit rocky for LANCE.

Watch out for Tyler, if he doesn't retire early out of frustration. And Levi as well.

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Suzy Jackson said:

Not to worry, USPS will buy him half a dozen more Roberto Heras's to push him to the top of
every climb.

About time Heras went with a team where he's not babysitting, methinks. After the way he came back
up to Armstrongs group to give his boss a push when Armstrong was being picked on by Beloki, I
reckon he's clearly the best rider on the USPS team.

What next, will USPS buy Beloki and Ullrich as well?

Regards,

Suzy

Too bad about those time trials though. That's a big reason why Heras is Postal. We'll probably see
how it's helped him in the Tour of Spain.

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Someone with a hotmail account wrote on 7/13/03 2:15 PM:

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It seems that everyone in rbr is agreed that Lance is beginning to get bad legs from the ageing
process. Maybe the postal team can drag his butt to a 5th tour victory, but I predict that this
will be Lance's last tour as a contender.

Yep. You got it. No need to even worry about watching the rest of the Tour.

Head back over to rbr and tell 'em they're all right.

There ya go, right over there...

Don't let that door tap ya on the way out...

Thanks for dropping by.

Tim-<< > What American will be Lance's successor?

Tyler Hamilton. >><BR><BR>

Tyler is older than Lance...

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Tim-<< > What American will be Lance's successor?

Tyler Hamilton. >><BR><BR>

Tyler is older than Lance...