p e t e f a g e r l i n said:Julia said:Thanks for nothing. What a shame it is to enter a newsgroup with a
specific subject matter, pose a question & not get one helpful response.
Whoever is in charge here should change the name to
alt.mountain-bickering. Carry on.
As the person currently in charge I take offense
at your attitude, regardless of the problems that
you have with your rack.
Maybe it's time to turn this thing back over to
GT, despite the fact that the last time I did that
this newsgroup almost went [censored] up.
No, too risky. I'm staying in charge.
Julia, I'm sorry to inform you that you are now
banned. You cannot post on this newsgroup any longer.
Sorry, no, you were king last week, and ISTR that the title passes
counterclockwise in months ending in E. Besides, the permanent
hereditary Presidency referendum that I held in the kitchen just now
ended in a six-way tie. There was one vote to stage a mass migration
to a new group without telling the principal trolls where we were
headed, and leave a group of Racter and Eliza bots[1] running to
respond to their spewage with messages posted using randomly generated
nics. There was one vote to order pizza[2]. There was one vote for a
UDP on AOL. There was one vote for Fafhrd (apparently cast by
Fafhrd)[3]. There was one vote for a Kona fixie[4]. And there was
one vote for Pat Paulsen[5]. There were five voters present, and two
abstained. Balloting was by the modified Austrian system.
[1] Neither Racter nor Eliza cast a ballot.
[2] without anchovies.
[3] This is based on the best translation we could obtain for
"meowrr"[6].
[4] It was pointed out that a fixie was automatically OT in a mountain
biking group.
[5] This may have been an uncounted ballot which remained in the box
from a previous poll.
[6] It is suspected that Fafhrd's ballot may have been forged, as
among the feline contingent present, only Mouser is believed to have
sufficient dexterity to hold a pen in his forepaws.
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