News flash from the olympics

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The U.S. is in big trouble again. It was revealed that 'Misty May' is a
female
impersonator. The fact was uncovered when one of the olympic judges and a tv
anchor tried to molest her. When they ripped off her blouse they found it
was
stuffed with two volley balls and when they yanked her bottoms off they found
two real balls. Oh my, oh my.

OMG! You mean a GUY has been giving me stiffies???? Sam must be right, I must
be gay then...

[email hidden] (Bethowmuch) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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The U.S. is in big trouble again. It was revealed that 'Misty May' is a female
impersonator. The fact was uncovered when one of the olympic judges and a tv
anchor tried to molest her. When they ripped off her blouse they found it was
stuffed with two volley balls and when they yanked her bottoms off they found
two real balls. Oh my, oh my.

Spare me the jokes, with a name like mine I've heard them all.

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[email hidden] (Bethowmuch) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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The U.S. is in big trouble again. It was revealed that 'Misty May' is a female
impersonator. The fact was uncovered when one of the olympic judges and a tv
anchor tried to molest her. When they ripped off her blouse they found it was
stuffed with two volley balls and when they yanked her bottoms off they found
two real balls. Oh my, oh my.

Dude, she is awesome. Do you know where I could find some good posters
of her to put up on the wall? Me and 3 of my friends want a poster. I
even got a frame for it.

Did you see her story on the Olympics? Man, she has gone through a lot
of trouble and sacrifice to get to where she is. Apparently, when she
was only 6, she decided to leave her beloved cat, Nefertiti, while she
went and trained. It made my eyes misty. Imagine a little girl
separating from her beloved cat.

Also Michael Phelps - they had a very heartbreaking story about him.
His dog, Zephyr, died when he was 12 years old. He was in the midst of
some intense training at that point. He was completely heartbroken. He
almost gave up swimming. But then his coach prodded him to aim for the
Olympics in honor of his dog. So, he trained 3 years and entered the
Sydney Olympics.

It's just incredible what these athletes have to go through. Just
because they look so cute, pretty, handsome doesn't mean that there
isn't a tearjerking story in their lives. I for one could never put up
so much sacrifice. I hope both of them win a lot of medals.

MWL

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<< Also Michael Phelps - they had a very heartbreaking story about him.
His dog, Zephyr, died when he was 12 years old. He was in the midst of
some intense training at that point. He was completely heartbroken. He
almost gave up swimming. But then his coach prodded him to aim for the
Olympics in honor of his dog. >>

wow. great story!!!

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I ran over my cat with the minivan last year, does that count? The
kids freaked out and I was in mourning for a week.

O.

On 18 Aug 2004 03:29:52 GMT, [email hidden] (Virginiaz)

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<< Also Michael Phelps - they had a very heartbreaking story about him.
His dog, Zephyr, died when he was 12 years old. He was in the midst of
some intense training at that point. He was completely heartbroken. He
almost gave up swimming. But then his coach prodded him to aim for the
Olympics in honor of his dog. >>

wow. great story!!!

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I ran over my cat with the minivan last year, does that count? The
kids freaked out and I was in mourning for a week.

Ha! I once tortured a gerbil by inserting him in my ass. Now THERE'S sacrifice!
You have no idea what that gerbil went through...

I cancel you out.

TABR

On 18 Aug 2004 03:50:21 GMT, [email hidden] (TheBillRodgerz)

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I ran over my cat with the minivan last year, does that count? The
kids freaked out and I was in mourning for a week.

Ha! I once tortured a gerbil by inserting him in my ass. Now THERE'S sacrifice!
You have no idea what that gerbil went through...

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I cancel you out.

Ok, butt what about the gerbil?

Swallowed up into your void.

TABR

On 19 Aug 2004 03:10:02 GMT, [email hidden] (TheBillRodgerz)

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I cancel you out.

Ok, butt what about the gerbil?

I am annoyed at your void.

TRABR

TheAntiBillRodgers said:

Swallowed up into your void.

TABR

On 19 Aug 2004 03:10:02 GMT, [email hidden] (TheBillRodgerz)

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I cancel you out.

Ok, butt what about the gerbil?