.. . . unless you're fully awake and cognizant of your actions. This morning, I carelessly dumped the ingredients (yogurt, buttermilk, half & half, strawberries, protein powder, honey) in the blender and whirred blithely away as I sipped my coffee, The thing of it is, I used Total Greek yogurt, which, if you're familiar with it, has the sheer plastic circle that sits snugly on top of the yogurt rather than being attached to the container. It's so clear one often forgets it's there, and yes, today I forgot; the bloody thing blended right in with the real ingredients, adding a subtle, nuanced texture to the smoothie along with the strawberries. I drank a full glass before realizing my mistake.
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. . . unless you're fully awake and cognizant of your actions. This morning, I carelessly dumped the ingredients (yogurt, buttermilk, half & half, strawberries, protein powder, honey) in the blender and whirred blithely away as I sipped my coffee, The thing of it is, I used Total Greek yogurt, which, if you're familiar with it, has the sheer plastic circle that sits snugly on top of the yogurt rather than being attached to the container. It's so clear one often forgets it's there, and yes, today I forgot; the bloody thing blended right in with the real ingredients, adding a subtle, nuanced texture to the smoothie along with the strawberries. I drank a full glass before realizing my mistake.
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. . . unless you're fully awake and cognizant of your actions. This morning, I carelessly dumped the ingredients (yogurt, buttermilk, half & half, strawberries, protein powder, honey) in the blender and whirred blithely away as I sipped my coffee, The thing of it is, I used Total Greek yogurt, which, if you're familiar with it, has the sheer plastic circle that sits snugly on top of the yogurt rather than being attached to the container. It's so clear one often forgets it's there, and yes, today I forgot; the bloody thing blended right in with the real ingredients, adding a subtle, nuanced texture to the smoothie along with the strawberries. I drank a full glass before realizing my mistake.
Will I die???
No. Your poo will come out with a sheer plastic circle sitting snugly on the top.
On Tue 09 May 2006 01:46:13p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Spitzmaus?
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. . . unless you're fully awake and cognizant of your actions. This morning, I carelessly dumped the ingredients (yogurt, buttermilk, half & half, strawberries, protein powder, honey) in the blender and whirred blithely away as I sipped my coffee, The thing of it is, I used Total Greek yogurt, which, if you're familiar with it, has the sheer plastic circle that sits snugly on top of the yogurt rather than being attached to the container. It's so clear one often forgets it's there, and yes, today I forgot; the bloody thing blended right in with the real ingredients, adding a subtle, nuanced texture to the smoothie along with the strawberries. I drank a full glass before realizing my mistake.
Will I die???
Spitz
You mean you haven't already? Be extra careful in the bathroom.
--
Wayne Boatwright _____________________________________________________________
"How can a nation be great if it's bread taste like Kleenex?"
. . . unless you're fully awake and cognizant of your actions. This morning, I carelessly dumped the ingredients (yogurt, buttermilk, half & half, strawberries, protein powder, honey) in the blender and whirred blithely away as I sipped my coffee, The thing of it is, I used Total Greek yogurt, which, if you're familiar with it, has the sheer plastic circle that sits snugly on top of the yogurt rather than being attached to the container. It's so clear one often forgets it's there, and yes, today I forgot; the bloody thing blended right in with the real ingredients, adding a subtle, nuanced texture to the smoothie along with the strawberries. I drank a full glass before realizing my mistake.
Will I die???
Eventually... but what we'er gonna have here is a sheer plastic [censored].
. . . unless you're fully awake and cognizant of your actions. This morning, I carelessly dumped the ingredients (yogurt, buttermilk, half & half, strawberries, protein powder, honey) in the blender and whirred blithely away as I sipped my coffee, The thing of it is, I used Total Greek yogurt, which, if you're familiar with it, has the sheer plastic circle that sits snugly on top of the yogurt rather than being attached to the container. It's so clear one often forgets it's there, and yes, today I forgot; the bloody thing blended right in with the real ingredients, adding a subtle, nuanced texture to the smoothie along with the strawberries. I drank a full glass before realizing my mistake.
Will I die???
Spitz
<lol> No, it's just more roughage..... ;-) Especially if it did blend in well. -- Peace! Om
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a [censored]" -- Jack Nicholson
. . . unless you're fully awake and cognizant of your actions. This morning, I carelessly dumped the ingredients (yogurt, buttermilk, half & half, strawberries, protein powder, honey) in the blender and whirred blithely away as I sipped my coffee, The thing of it is, I used Total Greek yogurt, which, if you're familiar with it, has the sheer plastic circle that sits snugly on top of the yogurt rather than being attached to the container. It's so clear one often forgets it's there, and yes, today I forgot; the bloody thing blended right in with the real ingredients, adding a subtle, nuanced texture to the smoothie along with the strawberries. I drank a full glass before realizing my mistake.
Will I die???
If you didn't choke while drinking it, no. Probably still had less artificial ingredients and tasted better than the store brands.
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. . . unless you're fully awake and cognizant of your actions. This morning, I carelessly dumped the ingredients (yogurt, buttermilk, half & half, strawberries, protein powder, honey) in the blender and whirred blithely away as I sipped my coffee, The thing of it is, I used Total Greek yogurt, which, if you're familiar with it, has the sheer plastic circle that sits snugly on top of the yogurt rather than being attached to the container. It's so clear one often forgets it's there, and yes, today I forgot; the bloody thing blended right in with the real ingredients, adding a subtle, nuanced texture to the smoothie along with the strawberries. I drank a full glass before realizing my mistake.
