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  1. What with the buzzard attack and now this ... ?

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_985792.html?menu=news.quirkies

    Bicycle proves attractive to bees

    A 12-year-old girl parked her bicycle to go on a short shopping trip and
    came back to find it covered with 12,000 bees.

    Experts think a queen bee may have rested on Alice Gilmore's bike after
    escaping from a hive, and had then been followed by the entire swarm.

    The bees were clustered under the bike's saddle and on the handlebars.

    Alice and her mother Angela had to summon experts help from apiarists, who
    trapped the bees in a box and took them to another hive in Petersfield,
    Hampshire.

    "I like nature and animals but I wasn't too keen on this," Alice told the
    Sun.

  2. elyob said:

    A 12-year-old girl parked her bicycle to go on a short shopping trip
    and came back to find it covered with 12,000 bees.

    Someone actually counted them? How'd they do that? They all look the same to
    me.

  3. Simonb said:
    elyob said:

    A 12-year-old girl parked her bicycle to go on a short shopping trip
    and came back to find it covered with 12,000 bees.

    Someone actually counted them? How'd they do that? They all look the same to
    me.

    If I understand The Sun's style of reporting correctly, it's an upper
    scale estimate.

  4. elyob said:

    What with the buzzard attack and now this ... ?

    Quoted message said:

    Bicycle proves attractive to bees

    And every dog I pass on the Fiero seems to go berserk. Not just the German
    Shepherd guard dog behind a fence in the industrial area, but also the
    short-legged dopey looking fluffy one that was being walked.

    Or maybe it's just the doggy way of saying "cool! I want one of those" :-)

    Roos

  5. On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 18:59:18 GMT, "elyob" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    A 12-year-old girl parked her bicycle to go on a short shopping trip and
    came back to find it covered with 12,000 bees.

    Experts think a queen bee may have rested on Alice Gilmore's bike after
    escaping from a hive, and had then been followed by the entire swarm.

    Better security than a lock, I suppose.
    --

    Cheers,

    Al

  6. Gonzalez said:


    Simonb said:
    elyob said:

    A 12-year-old girl parked her bicycle to go on a short shopping trip
    and came back to find it covered with 12,000 bees.

    Someone actually counted them? How'd they do that? They all look the same to
    me.

    If I understand The Sun's style of reporting correctly, it's an upper
    scale estimate.

    So it was two.

    John B

  7. "elyob" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    What with the buzzard attack and now this ... ?

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_985792.html?menu=news.quirkies

    Bicycle proves attractive to bees

    A 12-year-old girl parked her bicycle to go on a short shopping trip and
    came back to find it covered with 12,000 bees.

    Experts think a queen bee may have rested on Alice Gilmore's bike after
    escaping from a hive, and had then been followed by the entire swarm.

    The bees were clustered under the bike's saddle and on the handlebars.

    Alice and her mother Angela had to summon experts help from apiarists, who
    trapped the bees in a box and took them to another hive in Petersfield,
    Hampshire.

    "I like nature and animals but I wasn't too keen on this," Alice told the
    Sun.

    I bet no-one was tempted to nick it ;-)
    hhhmmm, think I've spotted a gap in the market ....
    Dave.

  8. (t'other) Dave said:

    I bet no-one was tempted to nick it ;-)
    hhhmmm, think I've spotted a gap in the market ....

    BEE Secure!

  9. Simonb said:
    elyob said:

    A 12-year-old girl parked her bicycle to go on a short shopping trip
    and came back to find it covered with 12,000 bees.

    Someone actually counted them? How'd they do that? They all look the same to
    me.

    Easy. just count the legs and divide by...um...

    James

  10. "Simonb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    (t'other) Dave said:

    I bet no-one was tempted to nick it ;-)
    hhhmmm, think I've spotted a gap in the market ....

    BEE Secure!


    Genius!!

  11. (t'other) Dave said:

    "Simonb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    (t'other) Dave said:

    I bet no-one was tempted to nick it ;-)
    hhhmmm, think I've spotted a gap in the market ....

    BEE Secure!


    Genius!!

    OK, so we have the idea and the brand name. To make Bee-Secure(TM) a
    reality, we just have to address the trivial matter of how to lug 12'000
    (for this is the number) bees around on a bicycle.

    Ho hum...

  12. In news:[email hidden],
    Simonb <[email hidden]> typed:

    Quoted message said:
    (t'other) Dave said:

    "Simonb" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    (t'other) Dave wrote:

    > I bet no-one was tempted to nick it ;-)
    > hhhmmm, think I've spotted a gap in the market ....

    BEE Secure!


    Genius!!

    OK, so we have the idea and the brand name. To make Bee-Secure(TM) a
    reality, we just have to address the trivial matter of how to lug
    12'000 (for this is the number) bees around on a bicycle.


    When my dad used to get called out to collect random people's bee swarms,
    I'm fairly sure he went out on the bike with a cardboard box attached to the
    rack at least once.

    A

  13. In news:[email hidden],
    (t'other) Dave <[email hidden]> typed:

    Quoted message said:

    I live in an area where anything left alone for more than 5 mins gets
    nicked.....
    I'll see what I can do...bit of honey and I should be away..trouble
    is I'll probably get a mixture of various insects, possibly some
    bees, certainly some wasps and maybe a few flies and less harmful wee
    beasties...I'll have a think ;-)

    Won't work: I don't think I've seen a honey bee since living in Walsall. It
    really is [censored], isn't it?

    A

  14. "Simonb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    (t'other) Dave said:

    "Simonb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    (t'other) Dave wrote:

    > I bet no-one was tempted to nick it ;-)
    > hhhmmm, think I've spotted a gap in the market ....

    BEE Secure!


    Genius!!

    OK, so we have the idea and the brand name. To make Bee-Secure(TM) a
    reality, we just have to address the trivial matter of how to lug 12'000
    (for this is the number) bees around on a bicycle.

    Ho hum...


    aahhh, victorian style over-engineering.....
    All that we really need to identify is how many bees, positioned where on
    the bike, would have the desired effect.
    I live in an area where anything left alone for more than 5 mins gets
    nicked.....
    I'll see what I can do...bit of honey and I should be away..trouble is I'll
    probably get a mixture of various insects, possibly some bees, certainly
    some wasps and maybe a few flies and less harmful wee beasties...I'll have a
    think ;-)
    Dave.

  15. "Ambrose Nankivell" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    In news:[email hidden],
    (t'other) Dave <[email hidden]> typed:

    Quoted message said:

    I live in an area where anything left alone for more than 5 mins gets
    nicked.....
    I'll see what I can do...bit of honey and I should be away..trouble
    is I'll probably get a mixture of various insects, possibly some
    bees, certainly some wasps and maybe a few flies and less harmful wee
    beasties...I'll have a think ;-)

    Won't work: I don't think I've seen a honey bee since living in Walsall.


    It

    Quoted message said:

    really is [censored], isn't it?

    A


    That'll be because of our new cat, sorry....
    honey bees are the ones that are not as colourful or as big as the black /
    yellow striped beasties aren't they?
    It's our cats first spring / summer. He seems to think they make great
    playmates for some reason. We keep explaining to him about extinction
    possibilities if he carries on bringing them in to play with and are most
    surprised that he hasn't ended up with a stung mouth yet, as he carries them
    around in his mouth. Don't know where he's getting them from but there seems
    to be a plentiful supply, or at least there was :-(.......unfortunately I
    don't think it'd be agood idea putting a collar with a bell on for him like
    you should do if they get a taste for birds...don't think the bees recognise
    the bell as a warning...just hope he doesn't end up bringing a queen in 8-o
    Dave.

  16. JohnB said:
    Gonzalez said:


    Simonb said:

    elyob wrote:

    > A 12-year-old girl parked her bicycle to go on a short shopping trip
    > and came back to find it covered with 12,000 bees.

    Someone actually counted them? How'd they do that? They all look the same to
    me.

    If I understand The Sun's style of reporting correctly, it's an upper
    scale estimate.

    So it was two.

    Shall we say at least one - including the Queen.

  17. Quoted message said:

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_985792.html?menu=news.quirkies

    Bicycle proves attractive to bees

    Shouln't this be "Nature Loves Cycles"? :-)

  18. On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 23:35:04 +0100, "Simonb"
    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:

    OK, so we have the idea and the brand name. To make Bee-Secure(TM) a
    reality, we just have to address the trivial matter of how to lug 12'000
    (for this is the number) bees around on a bicycle.

    Step forward the BikeHive[tm].

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

  19. "Simonb" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    OK, so we have the idea and the brand name. To make Bee-Secure(TM) a
    reality, we just have to address the trivial matter of how to lug 12'000
    (for this is the number) bees around on a bicycle.

    You should just need to cart one single queen bee around and ensure you
    don't ride so fast the others can't keep up. You're *meant* to be fairly
    safe from stings when they're swarming round the queen in such a way, but
    it's not a chance I've ever taken. My Dad used to have about 5 hives for a
    good number of years. I was never stung by a single bee until after he'd
    sold all the hives.

    Ever seen those pictures of people with "bee beards" etc? They are done by
    attaching a queen bee in a small container to your face - after removing
    your brain first :-]

    Graeme

  20. elyob said:

    What with the buzzard attack and now this ... ?

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_985792.html?menu=news.quirkies

    Bicycle proves attractive to bees

    A 12-year-old girl parked her bicycle to go on a short shopping trip and
    came back to find it covered with 12,000 bees.

    Bet it was yellow.

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